Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off of the floor. I was literally that shocked that one-half of an A-list couple would actually have the balls — or the sheer stupidity — to divulge juicy details such as sex, parenting, and another woman. Because that’s exactly what happened.
David, the male half of the Arquette marriage (hold your tongue), spoke out on Howard Stern‘s very upstanding radio show yesterday and was, naturally, asked about the state of his marriage to his more-famous wife. Arquette claimed that the main reason behind the split was Courteney’s decision to stop being his mom. (Burn, dude.)
Arquette also stated that the couple’s non-existent sex life was also a bit of a catalyst into what resulted in the couple’s official breakup. David claims that he and Courteney hadn’t slept together for a month (and also slammed Court by saying that sex had to be ‘scheduled’ and ‘methodical’) and Courteney had given him the go-ahead to sleep with other women (she always did strike me as the cool mom type). So what did little Davey do? Slept with true starfucker, Jasmine Waltz, who has been linked to a few other male Hollywood actors just in the past year — Chris Pine, Ryan Seacrest, and Jesse McCartney.
Jasmine, in case you care, is a waitress and — of course — an aspiring actress.
Though Arquette did what any man in his position might, it looks like he’s shot himself in the foot. He claims that he’s been trying to get back into Courteney’s
pants good graces, but for a woman who strikes me as kind of being protective of her privacy, I think little Davey’s just about done.