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7Thank Goodness: Kat Von D and Jesse James Are Back On!

A photo of Kat Von D and Jesse James

After a whirlwind courtship, a public breakup, a handful of rumors of infidelity, and a major drop in relevance, those two lovebirds, Kat Von D and Jesse James, have found their way back to each other’s arms. Praise God and pass the ammunition! Wait, on second thought, no, don’t do that, let’s not involve firearms. Let’s just clap politely.

Here’s what Jesse has to say about the couple’s reconciliation:

“Sometimes you are only given one chance in life,” he says. “It was up to me to open my eyes and see it. That girl is my chance. I will never stop fighting and striving to hold on to her. Showing her how special she is, and how much I love her.”

And that would be so sweet, it really would, except for all that stuff about Hitler and Sandra Bullock. But hey, we can rejoice in the fact that these two found love in one another, right?

August 19, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Jesse James, Kat Von D

7 Responses to “Thank Goodness: Kat Von D and Jesse James Are Back On!”

  1. P1LL says:

    They are both assholes . I hope they both rot in an ink filled syphilis puddle

  2. Heisenberg says:

    I think Jesse James may want to change his glasses. He looks as though he’s standing next to Rumer Willis.

  3. Jess says:

    They are media whores, I feel like they faked this break up thing. As Ana said “yawn”. I wonder how many more break ups are to follow.

  4. archphoenix says:

    Shocking that this was announced right after her show got cancelled. I guess the fake break-up wasn’t the ratings boost she was hoping for?

  5. lady fanny of omaha says:

    she sucks harder than anyone could ever imagine. scum for scum! they deserve each other.

  6. mama said knock you out says:

    whore-ible wig.

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