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Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

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Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:

20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow

This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!

Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?

Today in Crazy Town: Jesse James Is Engaged

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I thought it was over. I honestly thought it was over. I thought that after Jesse James the gross asshole that was married to Sandra Bullock and cheated on her, broke up with Kat Von D it would all be over. Jesse James would fade into obscurity, taking his evil ways with him, but no. This guy just won’t quit.

He’s engaged. He’s been dating this drag racer, Alexis DeJoria, since September, and they’ve been “bonding over their love of motor racing,” according to a source. Now, just two months later, they’ve decided to dedicate the rest of their lives to one another. You know, until Jesse bones some other chick.

But ok, listen. This Alexis DeJoria lady? She’s not too big in the drag racing scene yet, but you know who her dad is? John Paul DeJoria, co-founder of Paul Mitchell hair products. So Alexis is going to be loaded one day. And I’m not usually a cynic, but do you think that might have something to do with Jesse’s proposal?

Can’t wait to see you walk down the aisle, Jesse! Don’t fly that Nazi flag too high at the ceremony!

Quotables: Jesse James is Still Talking About Cheating on Sandra Bullock

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“I think I’ve paid the price and then some, you know? I don’t know anybody anywhere that’s had to endure what I had to endure for basically infidelity. It’s just the nature of my life. People always will want me sainted one minute, and strung up the next. I stood up like a man and admitted my wrongs and what I did and all that did is make every shit tabloid everywhere across the world come after me even harder. I’m strong. I can take it. Everybody can take cheap shots and say I’m a horrible dad, and that I’m a Nazi, and all this other bullshit. Give me all you got. Because you know what? I know inside what kind of a person I am. I know I’m an awesome dad. I’m devoted to my work. And I work hard to take care of my family.”

Ugh, can you believe that Jesse James is still blasting this kind of garbage all over the place? I mean, yeah, he’s right that every publication known to man picked up on the story and ran with it, but continually defending yourself because it’s only “basically infidelity”? How cheap are you, dude?! Also, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone ever want him “sainted.” I mean, what does that even mean? All I know is that this is a guy who cheated on one of the classiest ladies in Hollywood and then went and cheated on the trashiest ladies in Hollywood. I hardly consider that to be a candidate for sainthood, you know?

Jesse James: Still A Douchebag?

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It’s been several months since we last spoke of Jesse James, former husband of Sandra Bullock, serial cheater, racist asshole, and author. The last time we spoke about this dick of all trades was when he was in a relationship with Kat Von D, which ended after he cheated on her with at least 19 women. That was last November, and I haven’t really heard all that much about him since.

Now we know that Jesse is going to appear on a Discovery Channel special called Jesse James: Outlaw Garage about rebuilding a motorcycle, and thankfully, he’s promoting it:

On being pretty widely hated: “I’m not afraid of shit. Everyone can say whatever they want about me and call me whatever, but guess what? I’m still standing.”

On being a better person: “I think I’m in a pretty awesome place in life,” James said. “In light of everything that’s happened, I think I came out of it a better dad and a better person while living and working in a place that’s like heaven to me.”

On his Discovery Channel Special: “There’s a little bit of personal life [in Outlaw] with the kids and kind of explaining where I am now,” James said. “I hate the words reality TV because I think this is a refreshing change because none of it is scripted—there’s no made-up drama.”

So what do we think? Has Jesse really become a better person? I’m not too sure of that. I think there are some things you can never really come back from, like breaking Sandra Bullock’s heart and being a white supremacist, stuff like that. There are definitely more popular assholes to hate right now, but I don’t ever see Jesse James being seen in any sort of positive light, do you?

Jesse James Cheated on Kat Von D with How Many Girls?

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19. 19 girls. It blows my mind that Jesse James can land any girls at all, let alone 19. Add on the fact that Jesse landed 19 girls within one year while also in a relationship, and consider me flabbergasted.

Would you like to hear something touching though? Despite everything, Kat Von D still believes in true love …

Never have I felt so strong about True Love, than I do today.  I believe in Love more than anything else, and more than ever before.

Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year.

I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship.  All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love.

There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better.  Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless.

I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him - because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself.

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Oh, So I Guess Jesse James Really Did Cheat on Kat Von D

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Way back when this lovely couple broke up the first time, I told you guys this story about how Jesse cheated on Kat, and that’s what caused the break up. It was a long shot, I know, and the story did sound a little shady, but it looks like Jesse really was cheating. You know how we know with such certainty? Because Kat Von D said so herself!

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And there you have it. Are you shocked? Appalled? Has this changed your opinion of Jesse James (haha, of course not, Kat is no Sandy B!)? Or are you just content to never hear about these two ever again?

Kat Von D and Jesse James Are Finished, For Real This Time

Photo: A happier Kat Von D on September 8, 2011.

Did you even know Kat Von D and Jesse James were together again? No? Well, they were. And now they’re not.

And if you thought they were, in fact, still a couple, Miss Von D understands your confusion. She clarified the whole romantic jumble to her fans on Facebook last night:

I am not in a relationship. And I apologize for all the ‘back and forth’ if it’s caused any confusion.

This is the second time the inked couple has broken their engagement, and only in a matter of months.

Honestly? I sincerely don’t want to be too mean about this, because I am starting to feel for the lady, but everything Von D types no longer passes the Bechdel Test.