Aw, poor Jesse James – he just can’t catch a break! First, he loses his Oscar-winning wife, then everybody just hates him, which I’m sure probably broke his little heart, and now? The woman who promised to promise to be by his side ’til his dying day? Is announcing on Twitter that she and him are no longer an item:
“I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”
Well balls, lady. That’s “all the info” you’d like to share? Sorry, but I just can’t swallow that bitter little pill on its own. You know you’re itching to tell us what the hell went down to make you abandon (?) your publicity cow, and for the cow to willingly let go of the only free milk it’s probably ever going to get. Like, ever again in life. Does your mama know about this yet? I mean, Jesse himself might not even be privy to this information right now. I always questioned whether he was really able to read* or not.
Regardless. I think both of you are total twats, and on the whole neither of you really affect my day to day business
like Adrien Brody does, but for the sake of doing my job properly and thoroughly, I’ve just got to know what really happened here, you know?
*UPDATE: Actually, yes, it appears he can – he was quoted in People as saying:
“I’m so sad because I really love her,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively. “The distance between us was just too much.”