Or rabies shots or something? Because I don’t know if I’m all that comfortable with Kat Von D and Jesse James getting married without them.
I know, it’s none of my business, love is blind, and for fuck’s sake, at least James isn’t marrying Bombshell McGee, but I’m still pretty shaken up nevertheless.
But hey – congratulations to the couple on your upcoming nuptials, and may you have many years of marital bliss. I know how important those vows are to the both of you, so get at it, crazy kids, and have a couple of kids yourselves while you’re at it. Why not choke the living shit of happiness out of each and every single individual you can in the process? You go, guys!
Also, check out the photo of the ring in the gallery. It was probably ‘borrowed’ off of Sandra Bullock’s grandmother. I mean, couldn’t you just see these two desecrating a grave and then, shucks, I don’t know, having sex atop the overturned casket? Bad image, oh man and what the fuck … get out of my head before I turn off the goddamned internet. OUT.