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Farrah Abraham wants Sandra Bullock to star in the film adaptation of her erotica book

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Thankfully, no one was dumb enough to give Farrah Abraham‘s shitty porn bio erotica novel a film version, but she did recently say that she’d love Sandra Bullock to star in it if she ever did do it. LOL, dream big, girl! But listen, Farrah’s not totally unrealistic – she’ll settle for Jessica Alba if Sandy’s too busy.

From US Weekly:

“I’m not going to do a movie with this, so many people are obsessed with that idea, I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us. “I mean, I guess I could – didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it? Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?”

“I want to have like other awesome actresses and actors,” she continued. “Jessica Alba…Or like, who knows? Sandra Bullock is like really good, too. When you’re an actress you can play any age.”

I love that she claims “so many people” are obsessed with the idea. How delusional can she be? Poor Sandra Bullock. To even have her name uttered out of Farrah’s mouth must be devastating.

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Sandra Bullock saw her stalker outside her bedroom window

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Today’s Nightmare-Inducing News of the Day Award goes to Sandra Bullock, who’s had to deal with this crazy stalker who tried to burgle her house and owns way too many guns. Now, it’s been revealed that he didn’t just get close to her property, he actually came face to face with her through her bedroom window. Whaaaaat.

From TMZ:

We’ve obtained the search warrant allowing cops to search for an arsenal of weapons owned by Joshua Corbett.  TMZ broke the story … cops found 7 guns at Corbett’s home — including assault rifles — but they believe more are out there.

The search warrant outlines a chilling confrontation between Bullock and Corbett.  At 1 AM she hears a loud banging inside the house.  Bullock goes to her bedroom door to close and lock it and she sees Corbett right there in the hallway wearing dark clothing.

Bullock slams the door shut, locks it and calls 911.  She told cops she had showered before going to bed, so he may have been there the whole time.

When the cops arrived, Corbett began screaming, “Sandy, I’m sorry.  Please don’t press charges.”

Corbett was carrying a notebook with cut-out magazine pics of Bullock and multiple, handwritten notes. One of the notes said, “I will forever be thinking of you and Louie, my son, as you are my wife by law, the law of God and you belong to me and me to you.”

Corbett also forgives Bullock for “anything you may have done” and then tries to compliment her, writing Bullock is “hot and intelligent, lissome and taught [sic].”

Oh man, how terrifying. What the fuck is wrong with this world that crazies like this not only exist, but IN DROVES? The mental illness component here is too real, and this guy needs to be locked up for good and get some SERIOUS help.

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Sandra Bullock’s burglar is also her stalker and he owns a machine gun

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Poor Sandra Bullock! After having her house broken into in the early hours of Sunday morning while was actually there (and luckily having this guy caught and arrested without being hurt), more information has been revealed about the suspect, and turns out, he’s a real nutter.

From TMZ:

The man charged with breaking into Sandra Bullock’s home Sunday was in possession of a machine gun … according to law enforcement … and we’re told he wasn’t after Sandra’s property … he wanted her.

Joshua Corbett was just charged with felony burglary as well as possession of a machine gun and stalking.

Bullock was in the house when Corbett allegedly broke in, and she locked herself in a room until police arrived.  Her son was not at home at the time … he was with a nanny.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … they are positive Corbett did NOT break into the house to burglarize it … he was there for Sandra.  We’re told he didn’t want to harm her … he wanted a face-to-face.

Prosecutors say Corbett did not have the machine gun at the time of his arrest … cops found it later.

Dear God. What is wrong with people? I feel like every day there are more and more people with SERIOUS mental illnesses doing crazy shit (y’all have heard about those Slender Man killings, I’m sure) and it never ends. What’s going wrong here? And why are these people allowed access to guns?!

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