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Farrah Abraham wants Sandra Bullock to star in the film adaptation of her erotica book

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Thankfully, no one was dumb enough to give Farrah Abraham‘s shitty porn bio erotica novel a film version, but she did recently say that she’d love Sandra Bullock to star in it if she ever did do it. LOL, dream big, girl! But listen, Farrah’s not totally unrealistic – she’ll settle for Jessica Alba if Sandy’s too busy.

From US Weekly:

“I’m not going to do a movie with this, so many people are obsessed with that idea, I think I’ve done, myself, enough TV, and me, obviously I would never be in a video or a movie of my book because that would be crazy,” she tells Us. “I mean, I guess I could – didn’t the Wolf On Wall Street guy kind of do it? Even though, it was such a different story and it was kind of absurd when like the plane goes down in the ocean, and I was like what?”

“I want to have like other awesome actresses and actors,” she continued. “Jessica Alba…Or like, who knows? Sandra Bullock is like really good, too. When you’re an actress you can play any age.”

I love that she claims “so many people” are obsessed with the idea. How delusional can she be? Poor Sandra Bullock. To even have her name uttered out of Farrah’s mouth must be devastating.

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Sandra Bullock saw her stalker outside her bedroom window

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Today’s Nightmare-Inducing News of the Day Award goes to Sandra Bullock, who’s had to deal with this crazy stalker who tried to burgle her house and owns way too many guns. Now, it’s been revealed that he didn’t just get close to her property, he actually came face to face with her through her bedroom window. Whaaaaat.

From TMZ:

We’ve obtained the search warrant allowing cops to search for an arsenal of weapons owned by Joshua Corbett.  TMZ broke the story … cops found 7 guns at Corbett’s home — including assault rifles — but they believe more are out there.

The search warrant outlines a chilling confrontation between Bullock and Corbett.  At 1 AM she hears a loud banging inside the house.  Bullock goes to her bedroom door to close and lock it and she sees Corbett right there in the hallway wearing dark clothing.

Bullock slams the door shut, locks it and calls 911.  She told cops she had showered before going to bed, so he may have been there the whole time.

When the cops arrived, Corbett began screaming, “Sandy, I’m sorry.  Please don’t press charges.”

Corbett was carrying a notebook with cut-out magazine pics of Bullock and multiple, handwritten notes. One of the notes said, “I will forever be thinking of you and Louie, my son, as you are my wife by law, the law of God and you belong to me and me to you.”

Corbett also forgives Bullock for “anything you may have done” and then tries to compliment her, writing Bullock is “hot and intelligent, lissome and taught [sic].”

Oh man, how terrifying. What the fuck is wrong with this world that crazies like this not only exist, but IN DROVES? The mental illness component here is too real, and this guy needs to be locked up for good and get some SERIOUS help.

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Sandra Bullock’s burglar is also her stalker and he owns a machine gun

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Poor Sandra Bullock! After having her house broken into in the early hours of Sunday morning while was actually there (and luckily having this guy caught and arrested without being hurt), more information has been revealed about the suspect, and turns out, he’s a real nutter.

From TMZ:

The man charged with breaking into Sandra Bullock’s home Sunday was in possession of a machine gun … according to law enforcement … and we’re told he wasn’t after Sandra’s property … he wanted her.

Joshua Corbett was just charged with felony burglary as well as possession of a machine gun and stalking.

Bullock was in the house when Corbett allegedly broke in, and she locked herself in a room until police arrived.  Her son was not at home at the time … he was with a nanny.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … they are positive Corbett did NOT break into the house to burglarize it … he was there for Sandra.  We’re told he didn’t want to harm her … he wanted a face-to-face.

Prosecutors say Corbett did not have the machine gun at the time of his arrest … cops found it later.

Dear God. What is wrong with people? I feel like every day there are more and more people with SERIOUS mental illnesses doing crazy shit (y’all have heard about those Slender Man killings, I’m sure) and it never ends. What’s going wrong here? And why are these people allowed access to guns?!

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Someone broke into Sandra Bullock’s house while she was there!

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Aw, hell no – some idiot did NOT even break into Sandra Bullock‘s house in Los Angeles on Sunday morning while she was at home with her son. I mean, some idiot DID break in, in fact, at about 6:30 pm, but that’s terrifying – especially when you’ve got a little one around!

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us they arrested a man early this morning for allegedly breaking into Bullock’s Los Angeles home around 6:30 a.m. We’re told Bullock was home … but she was not hurt.

It’s unclear if the man who broke in was attempting to burglarize the home or if it was a stalking case … but police are investigating.

Eek! At least they caught the guy. Homegirl needs to invest in a good security system (although maybe that’s what helped her catch the guy before this got out of hand). Hopefully she can feel safe again – that would freak me out and I’d probably want to move immediately. Glad she’s okay, though – I love me some Sandy B.

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Sandra Bullock gives good hugs

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Sandra Bullock is awesome for plenty of reasons, but turns out, she’s also a great friend to those who know her. She’s always there for people she cares about, and apparently believes in giving really great hugs, according to a talk she gave at Warren Easton Charter High School in New Orleans on Monday. Sandy has been a big supporter of the school since Hurricane Katrina, and she surprised graduates there on Monday with a lovely speech.

“When someone who cares about you hugs you? Hug them back with two arms. Don’t do the one-armed hug, because when you hug with two arms, it allows you to lean on somebody, and we always need somebody to lean on. If someone doesn’t want to play with you, it’s okay. Not everyone is going to love us, go find somebody who does want to play with you, and appreciates what you have to offer.”

Aw, man. Love her! You can watch more of Sandra’s speech below:

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Best, Worst, And WTF Of Oscars Fashion!

The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.

The waist of Amy Adams is the size of my own head. Contemplate that.

Aaaaand The Oscars are back already. How did that happen? Seems like we just saw them and watched Jennifer Lawrence win in her wedding gown.

Anyway, check out these looks and make your picks for BEST, WORST, and WTF look of the night. Mine are at the bottom. Personally, I felt everyone played it a little on the boring side.

Last year’s Oscar fashion post can be found here.

GO FOR IT!!

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Sandra Bullock Will Make $70 Million from ‘Gravity’

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Gravity was a massive hit both at the box office and with critics, and it’s worked out well for Sandra Bullock, too, as she’ll apparently make AT LEAST $70 million from film revenue. Whaaaaat!

Basically, she signed an initial deal for $20 million just for appearing – a high payday for an actress that’s reserved for the best of the best, for sure – PLUS 15% of box office fees (how in the hell did she wrangle that?!) AND portions of “home video, TV and ancillary revenue”. That adds up to a fuckton of money, for sure.

From the Hollywood Reporter:

According to multiple sources, Bullock’s deal with Warner Bros. for the Alfonso Cuaron-directed space epic calls for her to earn $20 million upfront against 15 percent of first-dollar gross. That means once her advance is covered, she will collect 15 percent of the studio’s slice of the box-office pie, known as “film rentals.”

Gravity has earned more than $700 million at the worldwide box office and is expected to cross the $750 million mark. Assuming Warners gets 45 percent of that, Bullock’s take would be more than $50 million, including her upfront payment. But theatrical revenue is just one part of what she’ll make, as she also gets a percentage from home video, TV and ancillary revenue.

“The theatrical window is going to generate a third of the total revenue a movie will earn; it will get another third on DVD; and then the final third comes from pay and free TV,” says one veteran finance lawyer. Gravity might earn proportionately more at the box office, says this lawyer, because “pay and free-TV numbers cap out at a certain point.”

So basically, that $70 million estimate is a conservative one and she could actually make much, much more than that. Get it, girl!

Of course, it was an incredibly challenging shoot and meant Sandra had to spend a shit ton of time in isolation, which caused depression, etc. Still, $70 million seems like more than an adequate paycheck for a few months of doing what you love, no matter how hard it is, wouldn’t you say?

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