New Couple Alert: Ke$ha and T-Pain?
May 19, 2011 at 05:30 am by Emily

A photo of T-Pain and Ke$ha

Hennessy and cash money, everybody – what makes for a more solid foundation for a relationship than that?  A shared talent for making shitty, unbearable music, you say?  Well, then it looks like T-Pain and Ke$ha have the trifecta, so don’t expect to see K-Pain fade away anytime soon!

Just to let you enjoy this classic romance* a little longer, I’ll show you the origins (from Twitter, natch):

And that’s how a loving relationship is born, kids.  Was there ever a romance with such strong roots, such tangible passion?

*Of course no one knows if this is a legit romance or if it’s just a couple of jokesters having a a good laugh.  I’m not all too familiar with T-Pain, but me and Ke$ha go way back, and I feel like she wouldn’t include such an innocent bottle of booze if it was just a joke, right? Also, I’m aware that T-Pain is married, but, uh, open your eyes to the real world.  I’m going to choose to believe in these two free-spirited lovers, what about you?

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2 Responses to “New Couple Alert: Ke$ha and T-Pain?”

  1. evilbeetdouche says:
    May 19, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    She must have at least $35 dollars there. Working the pole hard.

    Reply
  2. YoMama says:
    May 19, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    I just projectile vomited through my nose. Thanks for this enlightening piece of shit.

    Reply

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