Hennessy and cash money, everybody – what makes for a more solid foundation for a relationship than that? A shared talent for making shitty, unbearable music, you say? Well, then it looks like T-Pain and Ke$ha have the trifecta, so don’t expect to see K-Pain fade away anytime soon!
Just to let you enjoy this classic romance* a little longer, I’ll show you the origins (from Twitter, natch):
And that’s how a loving relationship is born, kids. Was there ever a romance with such strong roots, such tangible passion?
*Of course no one knows if this is a legit romance or if it’s just a couple of jokesters having a a good laugh. I’m not all too familiar with T-Pain, but me and Ke$ha go way back, and I feel like she wouldn’t include such an innocent bottle of booze if it was just a joke, right? Also, I’m aware that T-Pain is married, but, uh, open your eyes to the real world. I’m going to choose to believe in these two free-spirited lovers, what about you?
She must have at least $35 dollars there. Working the pole hard.
I just projectile vomited through my nose. Thanks for this enlightening piece of shit.