May 17, 2011 at 04:30 am by Sarah

photo of arnold schwarzenegger and maria shriver pictures photos marriage happy

Oh man. This IS big, isn’t it? According to sources at the LA Times, the real reason Maria Shriver like, abruptly cut out on her husband and their shared home was because she found out her estranged husband impregnated some chick on their HOUSEHOLD staff and had a child with her ten years ago. He got down and dirty with THE STAFF. THE HELP.

“After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago, I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry. I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time. While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not. “

On a sidebar, though (again), isn’t this the second statement that wasn’t supposed to be released? Wasn’t that the ORIGINAL joint statement that boyfriend and his wife here made? That NO ONE would be revealing any more information? It seems like Ah-nold here not only can’t keep his pants on – he can’t keep his mouth shut, either. That, my friends? Or rather THOSE? Are totally grounds for divorce.

6 Responses to “Arnold Schwarzenegger Apparently Fathered a Child by a Different Woman During His Marriage”

  1. Chaz says:

    You know, it’s one thing to diddle the help, or in the case of Tom Cruise, to bugger the help. But to impregnate? Unconscionable!!

  2. Rose says:

    what about the vows, for better or for worse. compared to others this is no where near the worse out there.

  3. Chuck says:

    Once Maria stopped with the blowjobs, the marriage was over. Arnold then looked to the household staff to do her “job”.

  4. toonsis says:

    What about apologizing to the poor kid he fathered?

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