You released your new music video today, and that’s great. Really, it is. I’m glad that you are successful right now and that you have fans that adore you. The world is your oyster, Ke$ha, and that’s exactly why I feel the need to get through to you.
You are a hot mess, honey. There’s no other way to put it. I know, I know, you might just be presenting the persona of an alcoholic, promiscuous young lady, but when the opening lyric of your latest song is “maybe I need some rehab,” maybe you do. Maybe that’s exactly what you need. Your issues with alcohol have been documented, but I’m also beginning to speculate some other substances are involved, mostly due to the fact that you have a trippy animated segment in the middle of your new video in which you turn into a mermaid for a second. I don’t know, maybe you’re just being creative, and if that’s the case, I apologize. I just want what’s best for you.
With all my love,
P.S. If I get cockblocked one more time because we’re at a club and “Blah Blah Blah” comes on and my friends just have to dance to it, I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.