Did reading that headline make you feel as dirty as I did writing it? Good, we’re on even ground then.
In case you didn’t know, Ke$ha wrote Britney‘s single, “Till the World Ends,” and Ke$ha, of course, has the best idea about how to celebrate the single’s success:
“Skinny dipping,” says Ke$ha, suggesting too that the splash could follow a spin on jet skis and a themed party they’d throw together. “It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party,” she says. “Either her place or my place, it doesn’t matter.”
Perhaps the 24-year-old’s new Nashville pad would be the prime spot for such a shindig, especially since she’s recently installed an underwater stereo.
“I have a small, salt-water pool that has laser beams in it and a stereo so you can be under water listening to music,” says Ke$ha, who’s only had time to furnish her new place with a mattress, a Budweiser lamp and a grand piano. “It’s really magical.”
I’m trying to consider what a Ke$ha/Britney skinny dip sesh would mean for the world, and my poor fragile mind can’t do it. I mean, naked Ke$ha would certainly have to be better than this, right? And for as crazy as Britney is nowadays, she’s definitely an attractive lady. Is there any scenario in which these two girls swimming naked together wouldn’t be the worse thing that ever happened?
I think I would pay NOT to see that.
Well, maybe not Britney. Cause she’s pretty hot.
Girl, please!!! It would be a laser-light, saltwater, cheeto flinging version of the Waltz of the Seacows!!!