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“The set was a little much. It was grimy and gross and it felt like there was poop everywhere when there wasn’t. It was sweat and it was disgusting sometimes … [I] tough it out.”

Britney Spears, discussing the set for her latest video, and imagining poop in every place that it probably would never be.

I remember a time, fondly, when Britney wouldn’t be caught dead UTTERING the word poop, and now she’s pretending that it’s all around her in some sort of twisted, fecal fantasy. If this is the kind of dream world that Brit’s been living in for the past few years, guys? It’d explain SO MUCH.