Ke$ha clearly did not wake up feelin like P. Diddy this morning, as P. Diddy is known for wearing pants. Ke$ha does not wear pants if Ke$ha does not want to wear pants. And she decided not to wear pants to the 2013 Billboard Music Awards. I will say with 100% certainty that even this is a much better look than whatever this is.
We got more photos below, though few are as explicit as the one above. Explicit, that is, for the Billboard Music Awards. Not for a Ke$ha video.
May 20, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Ke$ha, our dear Ke$ha, is currently in Los Angeles filming her new video for ‘Crazy Kids’ and I guess she felt she needed to look the part, because she’s looking a bit stranger than usual. But hey, she’s fun! She’s zany! She’s just like everyone else! Most of all, she’s my best friend because she can’t stand Perez Hilton, just like me and the rest of the human race with working brains.
Anyway, the first thing I thought of when I saw the photos from the set were that Ke$ha looks a whole lot like James Franco’s character from Spring Breakers. The second thing I thought is, “Why, Ke$ha?” The third thing I thought is that it’s really sunny out and I should go get an iced coffee, so I think I’ll do that real quick.
Also, for selfish reasons, answer me the following question:
May 10, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
The photos were made public by gossip blogger Perez Hilton – a man Ke$ha says ruined her relationship with her then-boyfriend, Harold.
“He single-handedly ruined the only relationship that’s ever meant anything to me,” Ke$ha said in Tuesday night’s premiere of ”Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life,” a new docuseries about the singer’s life on MTV. “My family doesn’t have to deal with this. He stands for everything I hate. Everything I’m against.”
After looking into it a little more, I found tweets Perez sent to Ke$ha as recently as yesterday that are photos of the Tik Tok-er looking very…explicit. Not “I’m going to hold my camera in front of the bathroom so I can take a picture of my lovely duckface and cleave combo” but much further than that. Im guessing these are the photos are in question. And then I remembered that these explicit Ke$ha photos are old. I even remember when these were first leaked online. So I guess he’s posting them again because her show is premiering he and the incident is mentioned?
Wowsa. Kesha with sperm on her boobies! NSFW pic here:
God, this man.
I’ll balance it out with some less explicit Ke$ha photos. Here she is on April 16 in Italy at the “Calzedonia Summer Show Forever Together”
April 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
From E! Online:
“We’ve texted here and there,” Ke$ha exclusively revealed to me yesterday at the MTV Movie Awards. “No sexting—not yet. Maybe he can be my cougar bait.”
At 26, Ke$ha is seven years older than Styles. As 1D fans know, Styles certainly likes the older ladies.
“It could be really fun,” Ke$ha said.
Uh… how about no? I don’t think Harry has particularly discerning tastes or whatever (nor does she), but for some reason I cannot see this one happening. I think Harry would get freaked out by how absolutely f-cking mental Ke$ha is, and she’d probably not be too keen on all the STDs he’s got. ZING! I kid (or do I?) – either way, something tells me he didn’t respond to her last text after reading this.
April 16, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Ke$ha has a new documentary show coming out April 23rd on MTV (Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life). Steven Greenstreet, the director who followed her around with a camera for two years, answered some very candid questions people had about the glitterfest known as Ke$ha.
Greenstreet did something called an “AMA” on the website Reddit. AMA stands for “Ask Me Anything.” People did. Some of what he had to say about Ke$ha honestly surprised me. Yes, he acknowledged the whole pee-drinking thing, but shared some things about her you may not know. Asked one “Redditor”:
She was the target of some very unflattering press regarding some frumpy beach photos. Was her reaction to this situation addressed in any of your footage and will it make the final cut?
A lot of examples like this occur in the documentary. It’s just part of that lifestyle. Paparazzi are everywhere and there’s a hungry group of consumers waiting to gawk…let me just say that it’s heart breaking to see her try to be strong, only to break down in private over shit like this. It hurts. And you can see it hurts. She’s just like everyone else.
On her fans:
…Her fans are like her 2nd family.
The 2nd day of filming, she gets on her tour bus and her assistant hands her a MASSIVE box of fan mail. She then opens EACH one, reads it, signs whatever memorabilia was included, and sometimes hand writes a note back.
She meets with fans at EVERY tour stop. In one case, a kid in England handed her a book he’d put together. He was shy and couldn’t say much beyond “Please read the letter I put in there.” She read it. It was about him being bullied in school and hitting rock bottom with depression. And then her song “Animal” came on the radio and he suddenly felt a bit hopeful and pulled himself together. The note ended “You saved my life Kesha”. They both broke down in tears and embraced. To this day, she calls or texts him every once in a while to see how he’s doing.
On her public persona vs. her private one:
there is “Ke$ha” and then there’s “Kesha”.
“Ke$ha” is a wandering misfit, half drunk, half crazy, stumbling over hill and dale for the next party.
“Kesha” is sharp as a tack. Plays multiple instruments. Reads constantly. Writes constantly (I literally saw at least 300 full notebooks). And she knows EVERYTHING about her production. I often would see her on ProTools mixing a new audio cue, or designing new stage props herself. She designed a massive 12 foot glitter cannon for her live show.
And finally, on being classic Ke$ha:
After a FULL night of partying, she and like 20 friends go back to her hotel suite and they download EVERY song either ABOUT p-ssy or with p-ssy in the title. They then rocked out until mid-morning listening to only p-ssy songs.
Honestly, his Q&A makes me want to watch Ke$ha’s TV show. If I happen to be bored and it happens to be online when I’m bored. And as long as there’s no ghost sex involved.
April 4, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Ke$ha has maybe been brushing her teeth with too many bottles of Jack, because she claims that she and Johnny Depp had “eyeball sex.” Eye f-cking Johnny Depp would have been a really sexy thing to happen to a gal (or hell, a guy) ten years ago, but now the idea of having Mr. Depp eyef-ck me would make me feel like I was staring into the eyes of the hobo from David Lynch’s Mulholland Dr.
The NYDailyNews has the whole creepy story:
Glitter rocker Ke$ha may not have spoken with actor Johnny Depp, but she still claims to have had an intimate connection with him when both stars attended a charity show last year.
According to Metro, the rocker and Depp gazed at each other longingly across the room.
“Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles,” Ke$ha said.
“We never really talked — we just had eyeball sex,” the 26-year-old “C’mon” singer explained.
Johnny “Worst Willy Wonka Ever” Depp is apparently super serious with actress Amber Heard so if this is true it basically means that he cheated on her and is a life-ruiner and is no better than Tiger Woods.
I’m amazed that she was able to break away from drinking her own pee long enough for this to (allegedly) happen. I will say that they do make a very fine hobo couple.