Oh, and just to clarify, I’m being ironic when I call Charlie “father of the year,” it’s not like that time that Michael Lohan actually won a Father of the Year award. It’s a crazy world, and clarification is necessary sometimes.
As you probably know, there have been some problems between Charlie and his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, on the topic of their children, the two-year-old twin boys, Bob and Max. They’ve been working out custody and the terms of their divorce for a few months now, and this weekend is the first that Charlie gets to spend with the boys since March. Since Charlie is such a sweetheart, he’s spending his time teaching the kids some valuable lessons:
Charlie says he’s spending the weekend expanding the boys’ vocabulary: “I am teaching them words, because they’re speaking now. I’m teaching them the word ‘rehab’ so they always know where their mom is.”
What a gem, right? How could this guy be the same guy who pulled a knife on his lady over “Drops of Jupiter”? I tell you, it takes a caring and considerate man to take the time to nurture and educate his children like this, and let it be known right this second that Charlie Sheen is that man.
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Can this dude just overdose and be done with it already?
it sickens me to see a man’s addiction and destruction be glamorized and continuously discussed.
Where’s the party at brother
Hello,Sir Charlie Sheen,ma name is Ike Nash,and I live in Toronto,in the country,of Canada,I came from the caribbean,from the island of St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I reside in Toronto,in the country,of Canada,and I wrote to ya,a new movie script,that I think,that you(Sir Charlie Sheen),should produce,I think,that your new movie,should be,a thriller/action,film,and,you should call,your new movie,The Card Games At Rockport Country.And the story/theme,of The Card Games At Rockport Country,should be based,upon,this:
Your new movie title:The Card Game At Rockport Country
Story/theme that your new,movie should be,based on is:
On a thursday,afternoon,you(Sir Sheen),was hanging out,with Allen(from two & A Half Men),and a couple,of your other friends,whose names were,Fabian Cavelli,Bobby Thompson,Michael Fermickski,and Johnson Wilkinson,and you guys,were having a couple,drinks,at a Restaurant & Bar,at a local city mall,just laughing,and chilling out,when Michael Fermickski,said that all of y’all,should go to a casino,to play a few games,there.So then,you(Mr Charles Sheen),said that it was a great idea,so you all left,and went,to play a few,games,at the casino.And the name of the casino,was called Rockport City,then on the floor,of the casino,was a wallet,and you(Mr Charles Sheen),found it,with a few hundred $grand inside,of it,but the owner,of the wallet saw,you and asked you(Mr Sheen),for the wallet back,then you(Mr Charles Sheen),gave the wallet,back,to it’s owner.Then your(Charle’s)group,of friends,began to play a few games,when,you(Charles Sheen),was approached,by the guy,who dropped,the wallet,and he,the guy who dropped,the wallet,said that he was missing five hundred dollars,from his cash,and he believed,that you(Mr Sheen),took it,from the wallet,and the name of this guy was Vinnay Halbert,and he said,that he was gonna give,you(Sheen),and your friends,two hours,to get it back to him(Vinnay),and at the same time,a reggae song began,to play,in the casino,a song that you(Sheen and your friends),had never heard before,and the name,of this song was called Have You Ever,and it was originally sang,Beenie Man featuring Little Kirk,and this song came,from off of a reggae album by Beenie Man,called Many Moods Of Moses,then you(Sheen)began,to dance,to this song,when Vinnay Halbert,approached you(Sheen),again and asked for the five hundred dollars,back,but you(Sheen),did not know what he was talking,about,so now it was up to you(Sir Sheen and your friends),to make Mr Halbert,get kicked out,of the casino
Rock & Roll ma good amigo
This is a movie script for Sir Charlie Sheen,it is an original movie script,and you’re gonna like this one,ma name is Ike Nash and you can reach I,at 4167522165 for millions of newer movie scripts,I live in Canada,and this movie script,is an idea of mine just for ya Mr Sheen,to consider,just in case you’re trying to find some brand new ideas for a better movie,than the usual,now my idea of your new movie is that it should be a comedy/family movie,and you should call it My Night Out With An Angel,and the story/theme of My Night Out With An Angel,should be based on this:
The new movie title:My Night Out With An Angel
The story/theme of this new movie:
One afternoon on a Tuesday,after work,while relaxing,having a drink of Baileys,you(Sir Charles Sheen),received a telephone call,from a good friend of yours,and his name was Billy Hankinsons,so he asked,you(Mr Charlie Sheen),to join him,for a party at a restaurant/bar,downtown,in the city,later on in the evening,so you both agreed to go to the party,then the time came for the grand party,and it started at 7:00 O clock pm,in the evening,and when you(Charles Sheen and Sir Hankinsons),got there at the party,there was a beautiful,girl there,with a bunch of her friends,dancing to the instrumental of a rap song called Da Art Of Storytelling Part 1,and this instrumental came from the rap song called Da Art Of Storytelling Part 1,and this song was originally sang by a rap group named Outkast,and the beautiful girl that you(Sir Charlie Sheen and your friend Sir Hankinsons)saw,was Megan Fox,and in this movie,her name was Rebecca Gonzales,and your(Sir Sheen’s) friend Billy Hankinsons,fell in love with her(Rebecca Gonzales),and you(Sir Charlie Sheen),liked one of Rebecca’s friends,then you all introduced yourselves,to each other,then the next day,you(Sir Charles),took Rebecca’s friend out to dinner,then you married her,and you all lived happily ever after.
Wow! If he’s serious about that, then he is indeed a loser. I mean, what a way to show your children what the real world is all about.