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Charlie Sheen calls Rihanna a “village idiot” for not meeting him

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Rihanna has plenty of better things to do than meet up with Charlie Sheen, right? Like, smoking weed, partying, shopping, scratching her ass, watching paint dry… literally anything she could do would be better than hanging out with Charlie. So it’s no surprise that she denied his recent request for a meet-and-greet when they were both eating at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on Wednesday night, right?

Apparently Charlie realized they were both at the same restaurant and wanted to meet up, but RiRi put him off by saying that there were too many paparazzi outside and it just wasn’t possible at the time. Total bullshit, but I feel her on that. So what did Charlie do? He took to Twitter to call Rihanna out for being a “village idiot” and claiming that he barely even knows who she is, LOL.

Warning, this is a long one…

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night…?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
“please kill me now”
that I’d never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I’m in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess “Talk That Talk”
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn’t for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who’ve
gone before you.
I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here’s a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don’t wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this “Prison of Fame”
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur

Wow, those are some pretty serious feelings there, Charlie. Especially for someone you swear you don’t care much about. What’s wrong with this dude? He swears he has so many lessons to impart upon the world, but he just comes off as insane. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, I suppose.

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Charlie Sheen is cutting off Denise Richards’ $$$

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Not sure if this was common knowledge, but I had no idea that Charlie Sheen paid for Denise Richards‘ house so that she could keep their kids, Sam and Lola, close to him. He was also paying her $55,000 per month in child support, which is no small sum. Then again, she’s also had to take care of his OTHER two kids with Brooke Mueller, the seriously damaged twin boys Bob and Max, so I think she deserves a little credit here.

In any case, apparently Charlie and Denise have had a serious falling out and not only has he stopped paying her a damn dime, but he’s also kicking her out of the house and selling it because she won’t let him have as much access to his kids when he wants it.

From TMZ:

We’re told Charlie has told Denise he’s selling the house and wants her out STAT.

Charlie is not hiding his contempt for Denise or the fact that this is retaliation.  Charlie believes Denise is keeping Sam and Lola from him.  Sources close to Denise tell us … she can’t just  race to give Charlie the kids when he feels like having them on a whim.  She also wants to be present when he has the children.

Our sources say Denise is getting her legal ducks in a row to go after Charlie in court.  Fact is … when there’s court-ordered child support, there’s no such thing as a good excuse for not paying.

Wow, sounds like a giant mess. At the end of the day, Charlie won’t win here and is sort of cutting off his nose to spite his face. All Denise has to do is take him back to court for non-payment of child support (and, you know, being a drug addict incapable of caring for ANY of his children) and then he’ll have to pay up AND won’t have access to his kids at all. So, you know, there’s that.
It’s a shame because the kids are the ones who suffer most here. I seriously hope they’ve got a trust fund set up… they’re gonna need it to pay for all the therapy they’ll need to get over it.

Charlie Sheen Engaged To 24-Year-Old Porn Star

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Charlie Sheen, what goes through your mind? Wacky, awful, hot-mess actor Charlie Sheen is engaged to 24-year-old porn star, Brett Rossi. This will be Sheen’s 4th marriage.

This is what Ms. Rossi looks like with clothes on:

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He proposed to her in Hawaii yesterday. One can only imagine how.

I’m sure this will be the marriage that lasts the longest. Surely this 48-year-old warlock is making the right move in marrying this 24-year-old “actress”. I’m sure they have lots in common, like “winning” and being “epic” and having a vacation home on the moon, possibly Saturn.

Best of luck, Chuck.

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