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Charlie Sheen Attacks Denise Richards On Father’s Day

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Don’t worry, it wasn’t a physical attack. No, Charlie Sheen was away on holiday for Father’s Day and didn’t get to see ex-wife Denise Richards or their kids, a fact which Denise chronicled on Twitter. It’s unclear if Denise’s tweet was genuine and chill, or if it was full of passive aggressive bitchiness (my vote is the latter, and I think she was well within her rights to do it), but Charlie was NOT happy and decided to go full-blown nutso on her by posting an abusive poem, which has since been deleted. Thankfully, screencaps exist.

Here’s Denise’s tweet:


Which then prompted this reaction from Charlie:

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Wow… glad to see he’s still so mentally unstable. Very comforting and totally classy.

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Charlie Sheen Calls 911 Over Extreme Food Poisoning

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The last time we heard from Charlie Sheen, he was defending Brian Williams’ honour and clearly hitting the narcotics pretty hard again. It seems that may have been behind his call to 911 on Monday night, as a case of extreme food poisoning overtook him and he had to be rushed to hospital.

From TMZ:

Charlie Sheen had a medical emergency Monday night … paramedics were called to his home after getting a call the actor had a bad case of food poisoning.

We’re told Charlie (or one of his people) called the fire department directly at around 11:00 PM Monday. It’s curious why they didn’t call 911 directly, which by the way, automatically records the conversation.

Sheen’s people tell TMZ it was nothing more than a really, really bad case of food poisoning and the actor was treated in his home and that was that.

TMZ updated their report with more details shortly after, saying that Sheen had been complaining of chest pain and he was treated for dehydration before being released from hospital roughly 90 minutes after arriving.

Stay off the drugs, kids. Let Charlie Sheen be your example.

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Charlie Sheen lashes out at the Brian Williams “witch hunt”

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Brian Williams was suspended from NBC News for 6 months after it was discovered that he’s a liar liar pants on fire, and while most people believe that this was a more than fair punishment and that he was lucky to keep his job, others aren’t so pleased about the news anchor being taken to task. One such person is Charlie Sheen, who feels so passionately about this issue that he actually wrote an email to TMZ to express his outrage.

Dear Mr. Williams, Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust and mercurial moment in your awesome life. First off, THANK YOU, for 24 years of inimitable professionalism and top shelf brilliance, as a stone cold passion driven and (PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.

Secondly, Thank you “squared” for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis, (PERFECTLY) to myself and my family. But for every other person alive, (with a TV) who relied and still do, on your poetic, insightful and NOBLE sacrifices, that made our longest nights shorter, and our shortest nights safer.

You good sir, are a hero in my “Entire Library”

Lastly; you are clearly the victim of a transparent and vile witch hunt! Erroneously “staged” by hooligans, non coms, cowards and oligarchs, who’s only desperate and hideous goal is to discredit the genius that they relied on for almost 3 decades!

Now and forever you are a true Patriot and a Hero of mine until the day i leave this star crossed imperfect Rock we call Earth…

Mr W: respect love hi 5′s and refuge! (if you need it!) I remain humbly and on dangerous standby at your service…. I am; the MaSheen….

Yikes. Good to see Charlie’s still hitting the narcotics so hard. Of everything Brian Williams needs in his life right now, support from a coked-out maniac is prooooobably not one of them. I guess this is the only way he can get press now? Sad.

Also, I don’t think Charlie really has any sense of right or wrong, so it makes sense that he would see someone being punished for his behaviour as a “witch hunt”. This whole thing is so bizarre.

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Charlie Sheen calls Rihanna a “village idiot” for not meeting him

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Rihanna has plenty of better things to do than meet up with Charlie Sheen, right? Like, smoking weed, partying, shopping, scratching her ass, watching paint dry… literally anything she could do would be better than hanging out with Charlie. So it’s no surprise that she denied his recent request for a meet-and-greet when they were both eating at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on Wednesday night, right?

Apparently Charlie realized they were both at the same restaurant and wanted to meet up, but RiRi put him off by saying that there were too many paparazzi outside and it just wasn’t possible at the time. Total bullshit, but I feel her on that. So what did Charlie do? He took to Twitter to call Rihanna out for being a “village idiot” and claiming that he barely even knows who she is, LOL.

Warning, this is a long one…

so,
I took my gal out to dinner
last night with her best
friends for her Bday.
we heard Rihanna was present as well.
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé
Scotty to her, as she is a
huge fan.

(personally I couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)

well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn’t possible at this time.

At this time? AT THIS TIME??
lemme guess, we’re to reschedule another random
11 million to 1 encounter
with her some other night…?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
“please kill me now”
that I’d never get back.

My Gal, however,
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough
to warrant a blessing from
the Princess.
(or in this case
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I’m in this thing
31 awesome years.
Good will and
common courtesy, carefully
established over time to exist radically in concert
with a code of gratitude!

I guess “Talk That Talk”
was just a big ol lie from
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna,
Halloween isn’t for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it’s close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who’ve
gone before you.
I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here’s a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don’t wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this “Prison of Fame”
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur

Wow, those are some pretty serious feelings there, Charlie. Especially for someone you swear you don’t care much about. What’s wrong with this dude? He swears he has so many lessons to impart upon the world, but he just comes off as insane. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, I suppose.

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Charlie Sheen is cutting off Denise Richards’ $$$

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Not sure if this was common knowledge, but I had no idea that Charlie Sheen paid for Denise Richards‘ house so that she could keep their kids, Sam and Lola, close to him. He was also paying her $55,000 per month in child support, which is no small sum. Then again, she’s also had to take care of his OTHER two kids with Brooke Mueller, the seriously damaged twin boys Bob and Max, so I think she deserves a little credit here.

In any case, apparently Charlie and Denise have had a serious falling out and not only has he stopped paying her a damn dime, but he’s also kicking her out of the house and selling it because she won’t let him have as much access to his kids when he wants it.

From TMZ:

We’re told Charlie has told Denise he’s selling the house and wants her out STAT.

Charlie is not hiding his contempt for Denise or the fact that this is retaliation.  Charlie believes Denise is keeping Sam and Lola from him.  Sources close to Denise tell us … she can’t just  race to give Charlie the kids when he feels like having them on a whim.  She also wants to be present when he has the children.

Our sources say Denise is getting her legal ducks in a row to go after Charlie in court.  Fact is … when there’s court-ordered child support, there’s no such thing as a good excuse for not paying.

Wow, sounds like a giant mess. At the end of the day, Charlie won’t win here and is sort of cutting off his nose to spite his face. All Denise has to do is take him back to court for non-payment of child support (and, you know, being a drug addict incapable of caring for ANY of his children) and then he’ll have to pay up AND won’t have access to his kids at all. So, you know, there’s that.
It’s a shame because the kids are the ones who suffer most here. I seriously hope they’ve got a trust fund set up… they’re gonna need it to pay for all the therapy they’ll need to get over it.

Charlie Sheen Engaged To 24-Year-Old Porn Star

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Charlie Sheen, what goes through your mind? Wacky, awful, hot-mess actor Charlie Sheen is engaged to 24-year-old porn star, Brett Rossi. This will be Sheen’s 4th marriage.

This is what Ms. Rossi looks like with clothes on:

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He proposed to her in Hawaii yesterday. One can only imagine how.

I’m sure this will be the marriage that lasts the longest. Surely this 48-year-old warlock is making the right move in marrying this 24-year-old “actress”. I’m sure they have lots in common, like “winning” and being “epic” and having a vacation home on the moon, possibly Saturn.

Best of luck, Chuck.

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Charlie Sheen Wants to Put Ashton Kutcher on a “Hospital Food Diet”

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Oh God, this is STILL HAPPENING. Charlie Sheen wasn’t so pleased when Ashton Kutcher took his place on Two and a Half Men THREE YEARS AGO, but while most people would have long ago left that nonsense behind, Charlie’s STILL talking about it and trying to drag Ashton via Twitter every once in a while (when he’s drunk/high on cocaine?). Look, Two and a Half Men is a misogynistic shitshow with the worst, most unbelievable, most ridiculous plotlines I’ve ever seen. One time I was watching something on CBS that came on after it and caught the tail end (so to speak) of an episode in which Ashton and Jon Cryer’s characters were working out between them how they were gonna have a threesome with Cryer’s girlfriend (who really wanted a piece of Ashton) without their dongs touching. That’s quality TV there. Charlie Sheen needs to get a grip (and that show needs to be canceled).

Anyhow, Ashton was asked about the mini feud on Jimmy Kimmel Live, to which he replied:

“Dude, shut the fuck up! Seriously, like. Enough already. Like it’s like three years later and you’re still blowing me up on Twitter. Like come on dude, really?”

Charlie caught wind of that and took to Twitter to make amends (seemingly), posting the following on Twitter:


However, he changed his mind two hours later and posted this:


Oh, Charlie. Lay off the coke, brother.

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