Oprah and her producers are shooting a “docuseries” (read: reality show) for OWN follows Lindsay Lohan around as she starts her recovery process. Yeah, great idea, Oprah. How to better recover than to give an attention starved mess a camera crew following her at all times. And for $2 million. Smart.
From Daily News via TMZ:
The Oprah-helmed project featuring the embattled actress, 27, is set to be strictly about Lohan’s recovery and attempts to resuscitate her acting career…In fact, OWN producers are doing everything possible to keep the “Canyons” star’s parents — headline mainstays Michael and Dina Lohan — as far away from the cameras as possible.
According to the gossip site, an “executive decision” was made to ban them from the show. There won’t even be a mention of Dina Lohan’s recent DWI arrest, show sources say.
Good. Now just cancel the entire show and we’re set.
September 30, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan‘s half-sister, Ashley Horn, got $25,000 worth of plastic surgery to look like a younger Lindsay Lohan (above). I don’t think the surgeries make her look anything like Lohan. After the surgeries, Horn said, “I’m hotter than Lindsay! I have no problem saying that.” Well their dad Michael Lohan thinks there’s a problem.
From The Daily News:
“It’s nuts and sick and stalkerish,” Michael tells Confidenti@l, revealing that he no longer speaks to Horn. “What mother would let her 18-year-old daughter get surgery like that? And she’s hotter than Lindsay? Are you kidding me? Lindsay doesn’t need plastic surgery.”
It feels very weird to agree with Michael Lohan but the dude’s been nailing it lately. Of ex-wife/Lindsay’s mom Dina he said, “She has lived off Lindsay for 19 years. Do what every other divorced mom does and go to work.” Guy is ON it.
September 28, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan is in rehab at The Betty Ford Center where she’s been working on healing and also being an unofficial spokesperson for a singing app, and probably snickering at Amanda Bynes‘ twitter feed. Class act father Michael Lohan is really proud of her and says she is doing “phenomenal” — yet he wants to move her to a different location. From The Daily Mail:
Its just enough is enough and I think she realises it. In everyone’s life there comes an epiphany and I guess it’s come upon her in some way shape or form. It’s time and I think she knows that.
She’s doing phenomenal, I mean awesome.
Okay…then why move her? Mr. Lohan says he wants her to go to Lukens Institute in Palm Springs, and he claims she does, too.
…There’s a lot of healing going on, this is only the beginning of the process and she has 60 more days. She did say at the beginning of the month that she wants to leave and go to Lukens, and as a matter of fact one or two other people want to go as well. So I’m going to go and I’m going to meet with [her lawyer] Shawn Holley this week and hopefully talk to the city attorney and get her transferred.
They [The Betty Ford Center] don’t get any trauma therapy here, they do no one-on-one whatsoever, they’re giving some of the people in here frigging medication, I mean Valium and other narcotic medication. You don’t do that in a rehab. I just don’t get it.
The hell is he talking about? Does he know they took away her adderall? I don’t think anyone is giving your daughter Valium, Mr. Lohan. This f-cking family. Why do I get the feeling that he wants her here because for whatever reason it’s more convenient for him?
May 29, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan’s parents have to be competing in some sort of “worst parent ever” contest. Mother Dina is working on a memoir that reveals how awful her husband, Michael Lohan/Lindsay’s father is. And Michael is writing a memoir about how awful Dina is. And Lindsay is stuck in the middle getting Botox.
Though it seemed like Dina told all when she appeared in a, shall we say, unfocused state on Dr. Phil’s show in September of 2012, she apparently has more to tell. She’s accused her ex husband of physical, mental and sexual abuse. Michael is saying that Dina is lying, and he’ll be sure to tell us all about it in his book tentatively titled, I Am Not Daddy Dearest…If I Can Turn It All Around, So Can You!. Brought to you by The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. Seriously though, that really is the title of the book. I can only assume Dina’s will be titled Life Struggles with Dina “I’m Not A Regular Mom I’m A Cool Mom” Lohan.
This has to be embarrassing for Lindsay, but then again, if Lindsay isn’t going to do any work on paying off her insane debts, somebody’s got to make money somehow. Ha, just kidding, these books aren’t going to sell.
Do you think either book is going to be popular? Is there anything they could say that we don’t know already? And how do you feel about Lindsay stuck in all of this?
February 11, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Big day for Michael Lohan … his daughter escaped jail … and his fiancee just gave birth to a BOUNCING BABY BOY!!!
While Lindsay was sweatin’ it out in court, Kate Major went into labor at a Florida hospital.
We’re told Kate gave birth to a son — Landon Major Lohan — at 11:39 AM PT.
The baby weighed in at 19 3/4 inches, 7 lbs 5 oz … and is already wanted in 3 states (kidding!).
We’re told Michael was with Kate the entire time … and even cut the umbilical cord.
A rep for the family tells us baby, Michael and Kate are all doing great.
Congratulations, everybody! And by “congratulations,” of course I mean “someone please get that poor darling baby as far away from all these people as possible.” Michael Lohan probably didn’t need to be raising any kids in the first place, but I feel like now that his crazy asshole tendencies have really set in, this kid is in even more trouble than he would have been if he was part of the original Lohan brood. I mean, in a few years this kid can Google his dad and read all about the time that he kicked his mom in the vagina. That just has bad news written all over it.
January 31, 2013 at 4:30 am by Emily
Because here’s what happened: there was this new story all about how Lindsay is getting paid to go on dates with rich dudes. Or, ok, obviously the story wasn’t new, but this quote from Michael Lohan was:
“She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”
But just shut your stupid mouths, because he never, ever said that, ok? Not ever. Not in a million years. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Lindsay Lohan is NOT banging rich dudes for money … despite reports she’s a highly paid escort — so says her father.
Michael Lohan is quoted in the reports in question, saying Lindsay is “getting paid to date rich men.” According to the reports, these dates last for several days and the men shower her with lavish gifts like jewelry.
One alleged client is the third in line for the throne of Brunei, who allegedly paid Lindsay $100,000 to celebrate New Year’s with him in London.
But Michael insists he was misquoted — telling TMZ, “By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement … EVER!”
He adds, “Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!”
Oh, because Lindsay’s dad would be the first person she’d tell about it. Please. I don’t think that Lindsay would call herself a prostitute, but I don’t doubt that she’s making these “personal appearances,” and that sometimes the personal appearances take the form of dates, and sometimes, natch, dates lead to sex. How else does she ever have any money?