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Michael Lohan got beat up by his drunk-driving girlfriend

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I suppose since Lindsay Lohan is back in the news with her new reality show, her father, Michael Lohan, also wants a piece of the action, even if his “news” isn’t particularly positive. This time, he seems to have got beat up by girlfriend Kate Major, who was eventually arrested for a DUI. Well, there’s something!

From TMZ:

Michael claims they were in a nasty argument at their home in FL when she hit him multiple times in the face.

We’re told Lohan called 911, and just as cops arrived … Kate was fleeing in her car.

She didn’t get far — according to law enforcement, Kate crashed into some bushes near the house … and was busted for allegedly driving intoxicated.

We’re told she’s still in custody, and getting booked for DUI … and possibly domestic battery.

Wow, they sound like such a wonderful couple. I mean, what is ACTUALLY wrong with this entire family? Dina is no better, and we KNOW having parents like that has ruined Lindsay.

Don’t forget, just last month, Kate Major locked herself in a room and called police saying that Michael had a knife and was trying to bust down the door. Good lord. SMH at these people. Get it together and get off the damn drugs.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are the Worst

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I don’t think anyone really wonders where Lindsay Lohan went wrong, at this point – look who she was raised by. You’ve got a mother who’s living out her own dreams of fame that never came true through her daughter and a father who’s an abusive alcoholic/drug addict. In fact, Dina has had her fair share of substance abuse issues, as well. The whole family’s a mess.

Anyhow, I use that preface for this story because as we all know, Lindsay is probably releasing a tell-all book soon about her life, and Michael Lohan is already up in arms about what she might write in he. He’s threatened to sue Dina if she talks a bunch of shit about him to Lindsay and she ends up putting it in her book, because apparently that violates a term of their divorce.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan’s new tell-all book project has a new wrinkle … if she tells all she’ll end up smack in the middle of a lawsuit between her mom and her dad.

Michael Lohan believes when it comes to writing about Lindsay’s childhood, Dina Lohan will tell her daughter defamatory stories about Michael.

So we’ve learned Michael’s lawyer just sent a threatening letter to Dina, reminding her about the gag order which was imposed in their divorce … the gag order which states, “”The wife shall not, directly or indirectly, publish, or cause to be published, any diary, memoir, letter, story” blah blah blah involving her marriage to Michael.

Yes, because this is all about you guys… AGAIN. What’s wrong with these people? And also, why does Michael seem to think that the book is going to be about HIM? Sure, I know he’s her father and he’s fucked up that much that she’s bound to have some things to say about him, but for real, man? Calm down.

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Oprah Is Keeping Lindsay’s Parents Away From Her Show

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Oprah and her producers are shooting a “docuseries” (read: reality show) for OWN follows Lindsay Lohan around as she starts her recovery process. Yeah, great idea, Oprah. How to better recover than to give an attention starved mess a camera crew following her at all times. And for $2 million. Smart.

One smart move being made though is Oprah and producers keeping Lindsay’s parents, Dina and Michael, away from her show.

From Daily News via TMZ:

The Oprah-helmed project featuring the embattled actress, 27, is set to be strictly about Lohan’s recovery and attempts to resuscitate her acting career…In fact, OWN producers are doing everything possible to keep the “Canyons” star’s parents — headline mainstays Michael and Dina Lohan — as far away from the cameras as possible.

According to the gossip site, an “executive decision” was made to ban them from the show.  There won’t even be a mention of Dina Lohan’s recent DWI arrest, show sources say.

Good. Now just cancel the entire show and we’re set.

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