But before you go and get all crazy excited, her rep has (already) made an official statement that the nude photos that surfaced tonight are not of Blake. The body, hair, and shape look like Blake, but the close-up of girlfriend's face, though blurry as it is, looks more like Avril Lavigne (ugh I KNOW) to me. But hey. Maybe it's her. Maybe these bitches are what finally hooked her very own A-lister, like Leo.
Jump in for the WAY NSFW photos of the allegedly-nude Blake Lively:
Rea...
Miley Cyrus is starrin' in a new movie, y'all, and it's called So Undercover. The flick centers around Miley, who is a private investigator-turned-FBI agent who has to go, like, 'so undercover' as a sorority coed in order to protect a mob boss's daughter. It also stars Jeremy 'Something's Fishy and You're Never Gonna Live It Down' Piven and Autumn Reeser, and also features an appearance by Kelly Osbourne.
And no, I don't know WHAT this shit is, or WHO the target audience is gonna be, but the photos, guy...
Ever hear of a little song called 'Don't Rain on My Parade'? Lea Michele sang it live at the Staples center yesterday for something Glee-related. (Insert witty anecdote here.) I think my first experience with that particular ditty, however, was in Mrs. Doubtfire, when Robin Williams' character was going all drag crazy with his brother and company. See?:
Oh, and then there was Annette Bening's character going all ... just nuts, I guess, during one of her gun-toting scenes in American Beauty:
I'm sorry - I know this post was supposed to be about Lea Michele, for those of you who can actually stand to talk about her for more than a hot second, but I? just can't. I'm not going to pretend she's the next coming of Barbara Streisand (she's not), and I'm not going to act like she's not supposedly a self-involved bitch ('cause frankly, I hear she is).
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Ever hear of a little song called 'Don't Rain on My Parade'? Lea Michele sang it live at the Staples center yesterday for something Glee-related. (Insert witty anecdote here.) I think my first experience with that particular ditty, however, was in Mrs. Doubtfire, when Robin Williams' character was going all drag crazy with his brother and company. See?:
Oh, and then there was Annette Bening's character going all ... just nuts, I guess, during one of her gun-toting scenes in American Beauty:
I'm sorry - I know this post...
I'm not, you know, being judgmental or anything, but I'm going to lay this right out: Justin Timberlake just does not strike me as the type that would date someone the shade of Snooki AKA candied yams, so no. I'm going to go ahead and say 'No, this is not Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend.' And if, by chance, it does turn out to be Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend, then I will take my hat off, throw it in the ring, renounce everything I thought I knew about the laws of attraction ...
Bitches be fighting hardcore on Basketball Wives. [Bossip]
Sean Kingston's passenger speaks out about what the hell happened - and it's actually kind of awful-sounding. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton's taking over as the number one chick in the UK. [Lainey Gossip]
Eddie Vedder's 'Ukulele Songs.' [LA Times]
Apparently this is why she dates all the hot dudes in Hollywood. [Socialite Life]
Maria Shriver: the divorce is ON. [INFDaily]
Liam Hemsworth on the set of The Hunger Games. [Caught...
Good God, beach PDAs, underage tattoos, ass-grabbing, and now foot massages? What's the world going to be treated to next, guys, full-on sex on the streets of LA?
Justin Bieber and his girlyfriend Selena Gomez continue their beach tour with an erotic foot massage. And yes, it IS erotic, because anything Justin Bieber does with this chick just screams 'SEX!', duh. Just ask his weird-ass Twitter followers.
I know it's kind of gross to consider these two grinding up and bumping uglies, partially because Bie...
This post was going to be about Snooki and how her dumb orange ass was arrested for hitting a police car in Italy because she was too busy picking at her lesions or whatever, but after I wrote a paragraph about it, I decided that Tori Spelling doing absolutely nothing on a beach would be a better topic for today. And that, my friends? Is a fine example of just how important Nicole Polizzi is to me.
Anyway, as you can see, mom-to-be-again Tori Spelling hit the beach with her growing family...
Man, Moby is on fire this month. Remember that time a few weeks ago when he called Britney Spears "broken" and we were all like "daaaamn!"? Well, it looks like this man still isn't done ragging on Britney, and this time, he pulls poor, innocent Ke$ha into the mix as well. In a recent interview with Spinner, Moby was asked about the musical stylings of these popular ladies, and he wasn't shy about expressing his thoughts:
"It's fun, but I don't think of it as music. It's manufactured. I appr...
"Those are called abs, not bones, love. Thanks, but this is my body and I can promise you I'm a healthy girl. Thanks for your concern, but no need to be."
This was LeAnn Rimes' response on Twitter after she posted the bikini pic above and some of her fans pointed out that she looks like she's dying. Now don't we all just feel stupid?! She's not bony, ok, she looks great and she's the picture of health and how dare you imply otherwise. In fact, we could all learn a few things from LeAnn. So the next ti...
This chick is single and raring to go, dudes. Get some. [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba: hottest pregnant woman ever? [Bossip]
Sneak peeks of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. [The Frisky]
Serena Williams visits Sean Kingston in the hospital. [TMZ]
Shakira can't keep her hands - or mouth - off of new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Details on Sean Kingston's jetskiing accident. [LA Times]
Alexander Skarsgard on the cover of Interview magazine. [Socialite Life]
The latest in 'January Jones' baby is not mine.' [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber has a wardrobe malfunction, LOL. [Celebuzz]
The 10 biggest opening weekends...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s President Obama phot...
But before you go and get all crazy excited, her rep has (already) made an official statement that the nude photos that surfaced tonight are not of Blake. The body, hair, and shape look like Blake, but the close-up of girlfriend's face, though blurry as it is, looks more like Avril Lavigne (ugh I KNOW) to me. But hey. Maybe it's her. Maybe these bitches are what finally hooked her very own A-lister, like Leo.
Jump in for the WAY NSFW photos of the allegedly-nude Blake Lively:
Rea...
Miley Cyrus is starrin' in a new movie, y'all, and it's called So Undercover. The flick centers around Miley, who is a private investigator-turned-FBI agent who has to go, like, 'so undercover' as a sorority coed in order to protect a mob boss's daughter. It also stars Jeremy 'Something's Fishy and You're Never Gonna Live It Down' Piven and Autumn Reeser, and also features an appearance by Kelly Osbourne.
And no, I don't know WHAT this shit is, or WHO the target audience is gonna be, but the photos, guy...
I'm not, you know, being judgmental or anything, but I'm going to lay this right out: Justin Timberlake just does not strike me as the type that would date someone the shade of Snooki AKA candied yams, so no. I'm going to go ahead and say 'No, this is not Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend.' And if, by chance, it does turn out to be Justin Timberlake's latest girlfriend, then I will take my hat off, throw it in the ring, renounce everything I thought I knew about the laws of attraction ...
Bitches be fighting hardcore on Basketball Wives. [Bossip]
Sean Kingston's passenger speaks out about what the hell happened - and it's actually kind of awful-sounding. [TMZ]
Pippa Middleton's taking over as the number one chick in the UK. [Lainey Gossip]
Eddie Vedder's 'Ukulele Songs.' [LA Times]
Apparently this is why she dates all the hot dudes in Hollywood. [Socialite Life]
Maria Shriver: the divorce is ON. [INFDaily]
Liam Hemsworth on the set of The Hunger Games. [Caught...
Good God, beach PDAs, underage tattoos, ass-grabbing, and now foot massages? What's the world going to be treated to next, guys, full-on sex on the streets of LA?
Justin Bieber and his girlyfriend Selena Gomez continue their beach tour with an erotic foot massage. And yes, it IS erotic, because anything Justin Bieber does with this chick just screams 'SEX!', duh. Just ask his weird-ass Twitter followers.
I know it's kind of gross to consider these two grinding up and bumping uglies, partially because Bie...
This post was going to be about Snooki and how her dumb orange ass was arrested for hitting a police car in Italy because she was too busy picking at her lesions or whatever, but after I wrote a paragraph about it, I decided that Tori Spelling doing absolutely nothing on a beach would be a better topic for today. And that, my friends? Is a fine example of just how important Nicole Polizzi is to me.
Anyway, as you can see, mom-to-be-again Tori Spelling hit the beach with her growing family...
Man, Moby is on fire this month. Remember that time a few weeks ago when he called Britney Spears "broken" and we were all like "daaaamn!"? Well, it looks like this man still isn't done ragging on Britney, and this time, he pulls poor, innocent Ke$ha into the mix as well. In a recent interview with Spinner, Moby was asked about the musical stylings of these popular ladies, and he wasn't shy about expressing his thoughts:
"It's fun, but I don't think of it as music. It's manufactured. I appr...
"Those are called abs, not bones, love. Thanks, but this is my body and I can promise you I'm a healthy girl. Thanks for your concern, but no need to be."
This was LeAnn Rimes' response on Twitter after she posted the bikini pic above and some of her fans pointed out that she looks like she's dying. Now don't we all just feel stupid?! She's not bony, ok, she looks great and she's the picture of health and how dare you imply otherwise. In fact, we could all learn a few things from LeAnn. So the next ti...
This chick is single and raring to go, dudes. Get some. [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba: hottest pregnant woman ever? [Bossip]
Sneak peeks of the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. [The Frisky]
Serena Williams visits Sean Kingston in the hospital. [TMZ]
Shakira can't keep her hands - or mouth - off of new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Details on Sean Kingston's jetskiing accident. [LA Times]
Alexander Skarsgard on the cover of Interview magazine. [Socialite Life]
The latest in 'January Jones' baby is not mine.' [Yeeeah]
Justin Bieber has a wardrobe malfunction, LOL. [Celebuzz]
The 10 biggest opening weekends...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s President Obama phot...