Yeah, "oh no," I know. Any child star who grew up to look like this is going to be trouble one way or the other, you mark those words. All I can say is that I'm extremely uncomfortable with this guy's nipples staring me down, and I'm even more uncomfortable with the fine blonde hairlets and Courtney Stodden abs.
Jump in to find out how much the human head weighs.
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Many times throughout the day, I find myself drifting off. Whatever I was thinking of or trying to focus on just slips away, and the remarkable beauty and effortless grace of Evan Rachel Wood consumes my mind, much like that awful "E.T." song by Katy Perry or the case of whether or not Courtney Stodden has implants or "hey, I wonder what Kanye is thinking about right now?" It's powerful, you guys, and I don't think it's going to go away any time soon.
But what about you, friends? Do you think Evan's flapper ensemble is as precious as I do, or are you over it already?...
Check out this photo Oprah tweeted of herself last week (via Celebritology). More specifically, look at her face! Ha ha!
I'm not sure you can altogether make out what's happening here, so let me just unpack it for you: Oprah is firewalking. (She looks like she's pretty serious about getting from one end of that carpet of coals to the other, too.) Next to her, in the Madonna headset? That's famed motivational speaker Tony Robbins, encouraging Oprah to walk harder. Man, I always knew there was something culty a...
Sometimes, guys, I feel like we get caught up in all of the unimportance of celebrities like Courtney Stodden and her boobs and Olivia Munn and all her seafood sexcapades, and we fail to really acknowledge celebrities to the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Yup, folks, they're still a thing and they're still as amazing as they were six months ago.
See? Wasn't that fun now? There. We checked in, alright? And you know what we found? That they're just as boring as they were six months ago, and six months before that, and, oh, right, six months before that. They still look great, their kids are still adorable, and they're s...
I missed the last few episodes of "Kids React," and I'm still waiting for this Sunday's (they're weekly, and this week's isn't online yet). But maybe we really should take a look at last week's episode. I'm a child of the '80s and/or '90s, so I'm a sucker for "Very Special Episodes," you guys.
This time, instead of screening some awful Lady Gaga clip, the Fine Bros show their panel of kids that one viral video in which a larger, much abler teen---then-10th-grader Casey Heynes---violently plunks his comparatively runty tormentor onto the concrete.
Remember that video? It's maybe eight months old now, but damned if it didn't strike an ugly, vindictive chord in every adult geek I know. And I'll tell you the honest truth: I have that video saved to my laptop. I remember I felt conflicted in watching it, but I really was glad Heynes finally got his drop-kick in. (So this probably isn't a healthy or useful attitude to have, OK.)
Most episodes of "Kids React" are funny, but even when they aren't, they're always illuminating. And over the months, I've become really attached to some of these precocious little squirts. So when my favorite mouthy, tousled tow-head (Jake, now 12) talks about his own bullying experiences, it kind of drives a stake into my weak, pale little heart.
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I missed the last few episodes of "Kids React," and I'm still waiting for this Sunday's (they're weekly, and this week's isn't online yet). But maybe we really should take a look at last week's episode. I'm a child of the '80s and/or '90s, so I'm a sucker for "Very Special Episodes," you guys.
This time, instead of screening some awful Lady Gaga clip, the Fine Bros show their panel of kids that one viral video in which a larger, much abler teen---then-10th-grader Casey Heynes---violently plunks his comparatively runty tormentor onto the concrete.
Remembe...
Neil Patrick Harris maybe not gay (please)? [The Superficial]
No one takes Kim Kardashian seriously. [Bitten and Bound]
Scarlett Johansson goes in-depth about nude leaked photos. [The Superficial]
Snooki was Snarf. [The Superficial]
Kris wants to save the marriage. [Bossip]
Oh no. Fergie dressed up. [Socialite Life]
Batman's Lamborghini. [Caught on Set]
I've forever known about the non-dumpiness. [Yeeeah]
Courtney Stodden's mother's been behind it the whole time. [The B...
Lindsay showed up to the morgue early, shocked some dead people. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrity reactions to Ghaddafi's death. [Starpulse]
She has no friends of her own, so she scalps her mom's friends. [Lainey Gossip]
Courtney Stodden's begging MTV. [The Superficial]
Kate Winslet loves the no-bra thing. [The Frisky]
Sarah Silverman throws the n-word around. [Huff Po]
Charlie Sheen is laughing at Ashton Kutcher now. [TMZ]
Have you seen Paranormal Activity 3 yet? This is why you sh...
What ex-boyfriend is Rihanna shacking up with? [Bossip]
I think he's gross, too. [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan's gone full hooker. [The Superficial]
Amber Heard blew Johnny Depp out of the water. [Starpulse]
Jennifer Aniston says she's versatile. [Cele|bitchy]
Why are Harry Potter and his friends so excited? [Huff Po]
Celebrities crushing on celebrities who don't care. [Bossip]
Sara Leal VIDEO. [The Frisky]
Whitney Houston's crackheadedness almost got her kicked off a flight. [Yeeeah]
Aaron Rodgers IS kind of hot, huh? [theBERRY]
Kate Gosseli...
Courtney Stodden kicked off Facebook. [The Superficial]
Taylor Swift is ... WHAT of the year? [Lainey Gossip]
Arrest made in celebrity cell phone hacking case. [Starpulse]
Julia Roberts, still looking completely amazing. [Lainey Gossip]
Bethenny Frankel is a liar, go figure. [Cele|bitchy]
Javier Bardem picked up for new Bond movie. [LA Times]
EW. What modeling does to your feet. [The Frisky]
Hot men for an underwear campaign. That's right. [Socialite Life]
Craziness ensues on The Real World. [OMGBlog]
Britney Spears might want to...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Courtney Stodden photo: Challis
"This is actually the preferred mating stance for th...
This is Katy Perry's latest endorsement, GHD Hair. From what I gathered on the website, GHD carries a full range of haircare products, but really, really prides themselves on their 'Scarlet' flat iron. But what I want to know is who the hell uses a flat iron these days, aside from maybe Pete Wentz or Ashlee Simpson? I mean, I still have my flat iron from the days when flat irons were the thing to own, but I sure as hell wasn't dropping two hundred bucks on something that I was able to pay fifty...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: George
"Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to b...
Yeah, "oh no," I know. Any child star who grew up to look like this is going to be trouble one way or the other, you mark those words. All I can say is that I'm extremely uncomfortable with this guy's nipples staring me down, and I'm even more uncomfortable with the fine blonde hairlets and Courtney Stodden abs.
Jump in to find out how much the human head weighs.
Read More...
Many times throughout the day, I find myself drifting off. Whatever I was thinking of or trying to focus on just slips away, and the remarkable beauty and effortless grace of Evan Rachel Wood consumes my mind, much like that awful "E.T." song by Katy Perry or the case of whether or not Courtney Stodden has implants or "hey, I wonder what Kanye is thinking about right now?" It's powerful, you guys, and I don't think it's going to go away any time soon.
But what about you, friends? Do you think Evan's flapper ensemble is as precious as I do, or are you over it already?...
Check out this photo Oprah tweeted of herself last week (via Celebritology). More specifically, look at her face! Ha ha!
I'm not sure you can altogether make out what's happening here, so let me just unpack it for you: Oprah is firewalking. (She looks like she's pretty serious about getting from one end of that carpet of coals to the other, too.) Next to her, in the Madonna headset? That's famed motivational speaker Tony Robbins, encouraging Oprah to walk harder. Man, I always knew there was something culty a...
Sometimes, guys, I feel like we get caught up in all of the unimportance of celebrities like Courtney Stodden and her boobs and Olivia Munn and all her seafood sexcapades, and we fail to really acknowledge celebrities to the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Yup, folks, they're still a thing and they're still as amazing as they were six months ago.
See? Wasn't that fun now? There. We checked in, alright? And you know what we found? That they're just as boring as they were six months ago, and six months before that, and, oh, right, six months before that. They still look great, their kids are still adorable, and they're s...
Neil Patrick Harris maybe not gay (please)? [The Superficial]
No one takes Kim Kardashian seriously. [Bitten and Bound]
Scarlett Johansson goes in-depth about nude leaked photos. [The Superficial]
Snooki was Snarf. [The Superficial]
Kris wants to save the marriage. [Bossip]
Oh no. Fergie dressed up. [Socialite Life]
Batman's Lamborghini. [Caught on Set]
I've forever known about the non-dumpiness. [Yeeeah]
Courtney Stodden's mother's been behind it the whole time. [The B...
Lindsay showed up to the morgue early, shocked some dead people. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrity reactions to Ghaddafi's death. [Starpulse]
She has no friends of her own, so she scalps her mom's friends. [Lainey Gossip]
Courtney Stodden's begging MTV. [The Superficial]
Kate Winslet loves the no-bra thing. [The Frisky]
Sarah Silverman throws the n-word around. [Huff Po]
Charlie Sheen is laughing at Ashton Kutcher now. [TMZ]
Have you seen Paranormal Activity 3 yet? This is why you sh...
What ex-boyfriend is Rihanna shacking up with? [Bossip]
I think he's gross, too. [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan's gone full hooker. [The Superficial]
Amber Heard blew Johnny Depp out of the water. [Starpulse]
Jennifer Aniston says she's versatile. [Cele|bitchy]
Why are Harry Potter and his friends so excited? [Huff Po]
Celebrities crushing on celebrities who don't care. [Bossip]
Sara Leal VIDEO. [The Frisky]
Whitney Houston's crackheadedness almost got her kicked off a flight. [Yeeeah]
Aaron Rodgers IS kind of hot, huh? [theBERRY]
Kate Gosseli...
Courtney Stodden kicked off Facebook. [The Superficial]
Taylor Swift is ... WHAT of the year? [Lainey Gossip]
Arrest made in celebrity cell phone hacking case. [Starpulse]
Julia Roberts, still looking completely amazing. [Lainey Gossip]
Bethenny Frankel is a liar, go figure. [Cele|bitchy]
Javier Bardem picked up for new Bond movie. [LA Times]
EW. What modeling does to your feet. [The Frisky]
Hot men for an underwear campaign. That's right. [Socialite Life]
Craziness ensues on The Real World. [OMGBlog]
Britney Spears might want to...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Courtney Stodden photo: Challis
"This is actually the preferred mating stance for th...
This is Katy Perry's latest endorsement, GHD Hair. From what I gathered on the website, GHD carries a full range of haircare products, but really, really prides themselves on their 'Scarlet' flat iron. But what I want to know is who the hell uses a flat iron these days, aside from maybe Pete Wentz or Ashlee Simpson? I mean, I still have my flat iron from the days when flat irons were the thing to own, but I sure as hell wasn't dropping two hundred bucks on something that I was able to pay fifty...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: George
"Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to b...