Congratulations to Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston, who on Sunday welcomed a son named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
Bristol is currently residing in Wasilla and completing her high-school diploma through correspondence courses. Levi is studying to become an electrician.
And, with that, hopefully we can now close the book on all Palins everywhere and never have to talk about this family ever again. ...
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Thank God this woman isn't our VP. When questioned about her geographical skills, she called the media "jerks" and stuck her tongue out at the reporter. The tongue part is a lie; I have a rich fantasy life. Regardless, this is truly the most finessed and polished wordage she could come up with? How about something like "I dispute the facts as they were reported."? Gah! Can you even imagine? I can almost picture her at a briefing and being like "We have to get Osama Bin Laden. He's such a poopy pants!" Â
I think of other high-profile women in politics.  Golda Meir, Margaret Thatcher, Corazon Aquino, Hillary Clinton. Can you ever imagine one of them, while speaking to the media, calling the media jerks? And how about that Miss Jackson if you're nasty head snap at the end of the video? She's as fun as a peep show to watch but thank God she isn't a heartbeat away from the presidency.
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Thank God this woman isn't our VP. When questioned about her geographical skills, she called the media "jerks" and stuck her tongue out at the reporter. The tongue part is a lie; I have a rich fantasy life. Regardless, this is truly the most finessed and polished wordage she could come up with? How about something like "I dispute the facts as they were reported."? Gah! Can you even imagine? I can almost picture her at a briefing and being like "We have to get...
Ha ha! Here is the audio and transcript. God I love the internet.
What did you think?
The VP candidate and the two of her daughters who haven't managed to get knocked up before marriage got themselves booed pretty bad at a Flyers game this weekend. />...
This is the talent portion of the Miss Alaska competition in 1984.
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This is the talent portion of the Miss Alaska competition in 1984.
What do you think, guys?
Would you let her blow you? ...
From her interview tonight with Katie Couric:
But as for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have one of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay, and I love her dearly. And she is not my "gay friend," she is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice that I have made. But I am not going to judge people.
You hear that, people?
Homosexuality is a perfectly acceptable choice.
She also thinks that teenage victims of rape and incest really ought to have the babies no matter what. Although she wouldn't actually support jailing the aforementioned teenager for not wanting to carry the incest-rapey child in her body for nine months and then endure the pain of passing it through her vaginal canal just so it's extra extra extra hard to get closure on that sort of unspeakable trauma, so that's sweet. Oh, and the morning-after pill? That's a no-go with her, too.
Couric: If a 15-year-old is raped by her father, do you believe it should be illegal for her to get an abortion, and why?
Palin: I am pro-life. And I'm unapologetic in my position that I am pro-life. And I understand there are good people on both sides of the abortion debate. In fact, good people in my own family have differing views on abortion, and when it should be allowed. Do I respect people's opinions on this. Now, I would counsel to choose life. I would also like to see a culture of life in this country. But I would also like to take it one step further. Not just saying I am pro-life and I want fewer and fewer abortions in this country, but I want them, those women who find themselves in circumstances that are absolutely less than ideal, for them to be supported, and adoptions made easier.
Couric: But ideally, you think it should be illegal for a girl who was raped or the victim of incest to get an abortion?
Palin: I'm saying that, personally, I would counsel the person to choose life, despite horrific, horrific circumstances that this person would find themselves in. And, um, if you're asking, though, kind of foundationally here, should anyone end up in jail for having an … abortion, absolutely not. That's nothing I would ever support.
Couric: Some people have credited the morning-after pill for decreasing the number of abortions. How do you feel about the morning-after pill?
Palin: Well, I am all for contraception. And I am all for preventative measures that are legal and save, and should be taken, but Katie, again, I am one to believe that life starts at the moment of conception. And I would like to see …
Couric: And so you don't believe in the morning-after pill?
Palin: ... I would like to see fewer and fewer abortions in this world. And again, I haven't spoken with anyone who disagrees with my position on that.
Couric: I'm sorry, I just want to ask you again. Do you not support or do you condone or condemn the morning-after pill.
Palin: Personally, and this isn't McCain-Palin policy …
Couric: No, that's OK, I'm just asking you.
Palin: But personally, I would not choose to participate in that kind of contraception.
ZOMG.
I can't write any more about this.
I'm already in a bad enough mood.
/>From her interview tonight with Katie Couric:
But as for homosexuality, I am not going to judge Americans and the decisions that they make in their adult personal relationships. I have one of my absolute best friends for the last 30 years happens to be gay, and I love her dearly. And she is not my "gay friend," she is one of my best friends, who happens to have made a choice that isn't a choice that I have made. But I am not going to judge people.
You hear that, people?
Homosexuality is a ...
Tina rocks it again on last night's SNL in a parody of the Katie Couric interview. />
Tina rocks it again on last night's SNL in a parody of the Katie Couric interview. ...
The show averaged around 14M viewers on Saturday night -- and 17M in its first half-hour -- making it the most-watched episode of SNL in fourteen years. The last time the show performed that well was in March 1994, when Nancy Kerrigan hosted.
And I'm by no means suggesting that anyone should beat Sarah Palin with a lead pipe, but, honestly, Tonya, where are you when we need you?
If you missed Sarah on the show, we've got the clips here. ...
The McCain camp has confirmed that the VP candidate will be making her much-hyped SNL appearance this weekend.
What will she be doing on SNL?
Playing herself?
Playing Tina Fey?
Being a maverick? ...
Click here to read the BRILLIANT script of Who's Nailin' Paylin?
It's actually very, very funny. And also involves Hillary Clinton performing cunnilingus.
You're welcome.
Thanks Lauren!...
We're starting to get shots from the set of the new Hustler-produced porn flick starring "Sarah Palin."
Pretty hot stuff, right???
This is (hopefully) just the first of many Palin-porns to come. In fact, Palin-porn may become a genre in and of itself.
Here's a fun game: What should this flick be called?
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