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"The first political convention I ever attended was when my mom was pregnant with me in 1984 and the Republican Party nominated Ronald Reagan for a second term as President. I have been on political stages and in campaigns since before I could walk or talk. If there is one thing I have learned, it is that it is difficult to establish your identity and independence as the son or daughter of a politician. When I was 14 years old, a reporter questioned my father about me having a hypothetical abortion, had I been pregnant at 14. This reporter's question single-handedly changed my life. This story comes up in almost every profile written about me and in almost every interview. It's a rough go being the son or daughter of a politician. I have not known Bristol Palin very long, but there is a certain kinship I feel to her as I do other political daughters such as Chelsea Clinton, Jenna and Barbara Bush and Mary Cheney. You can't fully understand it unless you have lived it. So I just wanted to let it be known that I support Bristol and the entire Palin family." Meghan McCain, on her blog. On a completely related note: how hot is Meghan McCain these days? I mean, check out her tits. Are those things for real? I mean, I thought I had large natural breasts for my height and weight, but, Jesus, Meghan puts me to shame. Very impressive, dear. /> "The first political convention I ever attended was when my mom was pregnant with me in 1984 and the Republican Party nominated Ronald Reagan for a second term as President. I have been on political stages and in campaigns since before I could walk or talk. If there is one thing I have learned, it is that it is difficult to establish your identity and independence as the son or daughter of a politician. When I was 14 years old, a reporter questioned my father about me having a hypothetical aborti...

Did John McCain Vet This Woman At All?

Seriously it's like Senator McCain had one too many shots of tequila (perhaps with Bristol Palin?) and was like, "Hey, ya know what would be funny? If I made my running mate that hot governor chick from Alaska. Ya know, the one with the glasses? And the tits? Like, 'You people want a woman in the White House? Okay, fine, but at least let's make her a hot one.' L. O. L. Fuck it, let's do it. I mean, how funny would that shit be? Make it happen. NOW! And someone pour me another drink." And t...

Hi, Bristol!

Ya know, this is the problem with pulling a VP candidate out of thin fucking air. I mean, choosing a chick who touts family values after being the mayor of a town with a population under 10,000 before putting in a year and a half as the governor of a state with less than a million people: her kids don't know early enough to cover their asses. You'd better believe Meghan McCain's been keeping tabs on exactly who's taking pictures of her doing what and if they're being tagged on Facebook since...

Hey Remember Michael Phelps?

No, no, he's not the dude that knocked up Bristol Palin. Think real hard and it'll come to you. Still stumped? He's that uber-hottie swimmer dude who won a bunch of gold medals at the Olympics -- when was it? -- last year? But DID HE KNOCK UP BRISTOL PALIN? No? Then I don't care today! Anyway, Michael "Heart of Gold, Abs of Steel, Size 14 Penis" Phelps will be donating his $1M bonus (that he earned from Speedo for tying Mark Spitz’s record of seven gold medals) to a...

Lindsay Lohan Waxes Political

Lindsay Lohan departs the Apple Lounge Grand Opening on August 14, 2008 Lindsay Lohan's latest MySpace blog? Is about Bristol Palin, of course. THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS THIS WEEK. Says Lindsay: I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It's all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distrac...

“Ciroq Obama”

Heh. I guess it's just Sarah Palin Day, since there's nothing else going on during Labor Day weekend. Here's a fairly humorous rant by Diddy on the topic of McCain's VP choice. And this was made before all the news about Bristol came out. Thanks Kathryn! /> Heh. I guess it's just Sarah Palin Day, since there's nothing else going on during Labor Day weekend. Here's a fairly humorous rant by Diddy on the topic of McCain's VP choice. And this was made before all the news about Bristol came out. Thanks Kathryn!...