I know that when I think about the short list of things I want to learn about and people I want to learn about them from, "Alaska" and "Sarah Palin" are right at the very top. Thankfully, Discovery Communications has decided to pick up Sarah Palin's documentary-style program, imaginatively titled "Sarah Palin's Alaska" (LOL), and it's rumored that Mark Burnett Productions will be earning about $1 million per episode. In terms of first-season cable TV money, that's a pretty serious paycheck.
Here's the question though: Who is ...
Because I can't watch it.
First off, I apologize for my recent absence around these parts. My laptop is very sick. It's at the Apple store right now undergoing emergency surgery, and hopefully it will come out alive and well. My friend lent me her laptop in the interim, but trying to be creative on a foreign computer is kind of like Mark McGwire playing baseball without steroids; it's just not as impressive and things take much longer.
But I thought I'd share with you the video footage Sarah Palin's Fox News debut. Maybe I could have watched the whole thing if she hadn't been sitting next to Bill O'Reilly, who, in the first few minutes, tries to convince me that Sarah Palin is not a threat because she is both a mother and an American. Because, you know, once we chicks pop out kids in this country, we lose all potency to effect change in other arenas. There was nothing misogynistic about that remark, Bill. You're a peach.
Furthermore, there is nothing at all threatening about Sarah Palin, unless you care about silly girl things like reproductive rights and foreign policy and evolution and the sheer terror that runs through your body when you realize how much of the country is reading this woman's book without throwing something at the wall.
The truth is, I'm not especially angry about Sarah doing Fox News. I would way rather have her there, preaching to her choir, than in public office, capable of impacting those of us who don't watch Fox News. />
Because I can't watch it.
First off, I apologize for my recent absence around these parts. My laptop is very sick. It's at the Apple store right now undergoing emergency surgery, and hopefully it will come out alive and well. My friend lent me her laptop in the interim, but trying to be creative on a foreign computer is kind of like Mark McGwire playing baseball without steroids; it's just not as impressive and things take much longer.
But I thought I'd share with you the video footage Sar...
After his last bout of press from attending the Teen Choice Awards with the hilarious Kathy Griffin, Levi Johnston clearly felt his star was fading because instead of just slipping in to obscurity like he's supposed to, he's now dishing to Vanity Fair about all kinds of scandalous crap going down in the Palin household.
Johnston touches on some hot topics and while not much of this is a surprise, it's interesting to hear Palin inside information from someone who's actually been inside of a Pa...
Star magazine is reporting that the love affair of the century has come to an end. No, not Ginger Twat and her billionaire-more serious than that.
Bristol Palin and baby daddy Levi Johnston are ovah! I'm sure Sarah is thrilled that her daughter has split with the sperm donating high school dropout. This gives her time. Specifically, this gives her three years to find a respectable young man to hook her daughter up with-you know, before election 2012!
Levi's sister, Mercede, told Sta...
Sarah Palin's niece auctioned a pair of shoes that Auntie wore while on the campaign trail; they sold for $2025 on Ebay. Who knew the provenance of Sarah Palin's GOP foot sweat was so desirable? Palin has repeatedly stated that she felt she was under constant attack during the days leading up to the direction. If you'd like the sanitized version (and who wouldn't?), you can buy the same Naughty Monkey shoes here new for ninety bucks.
As a related tip during these tough economic times...