Lindsay Lohan has agreed to allow her deposition for Samantha Ronson's malpractice and negligence lawsuit against her former lawyer (related to this) to be videotaped as long as her conditions are met:
Lohan's lawyer asks that the video be used only in the current suit and never for future litigation, minus a judge's order; that only the parties to the suit, their attorneys and expert witnesses can view the tape; that no one be present for the deposition other than the plaintiff and defendant, the lawyers, a cameraperson and a court reporter; that Lohan's...
Ha ha! Here is the audio and transcript. God I love the internet.
I think he did a pretty good job actually.
It turns out that John McCain isn't the only one with an idiot relative. Barack Obama's Kenyan aunt, Zeituni Onyango was refused asylum four years ago yet continues to live in public housing in Boston. How is it even possible to reside in public housing when you are an illegal alien with an active deportation order on your head?Â
If that wasn't enough, Obama's campaign has accepted small donations from his Aunti Zeituni totaling $260. Federal law only permits U.S. citizens and green-card holders to make campaign contributions. Doesn't OB know better?
Thoughts? />It turns out that John McCain isn't the only one with an idiot relative. Barack Obama's Kenyan aunt, Zeituni Onyango was refused asylum four years ago yet continues to live in public housing in Boston. How is it even possible to reside in public housing when you are an illegal alien with an active deportation order on your head?Â
If that wasn't enough, Obama's campaign has accepted small donations from his Aunti Zeituni totaling $260. Federal law only permits U....
King of the Hill is no longer. Who cares? I can't believe that shit has been on for 13 years. Not once have the pickings ever been so slim that I've resorted to watching an episode. />...
Simon Cowell and his long-time girlfriend Terri Seymour have called it quits. Or more appropriately, she dumped him. Simon's rep, Max Clifford, confirmed to People:
Terri phoned Simon and finished it in September, about six weeks ago. They are going to remain close friends. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn't going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it. In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn't Simon.Â
He's always said he ...
Chelsea Handler was on site at the Charmin's Plush Potties for the People launch in California this week. I am trying to imagine the conversation her agent had with her prior to booking this gig. "Hey, Chelsea, Charmin...yeah..the tissue people...want you to appear at the launch of their tour Potties for the People. Here's the deal: you get escorted by guys in tuxes to a toilet that's in a trailer. When you are done, they clean it up for the next person. The goal is to ce...
What happened to Beyonce? She used to be pretty! I mean, her clothes were always bad (I actually love the Leger she's wearing in this picture...just not on her) but she's taken to a Buster Poindexter pompadour. Beyonce is in Japan with hersister Solange promoting her I am...Sasha Fierce (oh Beet, how I laugh every time about that) album. Here they are in Tokyo at the EiGHT MiLLiON Ginza Gates Stores opening yesterday.Â
Incidentally, I could have done without the snat...
I'm all Halloweened out. Andmaybe you are too. Here are some happy family sightings at the Backyardigans Live! Malaria No More Breakfast Benefit in LA this morning. Pretty Tori Spelling with her husband Dean McDermott, baby Liam and step-son Jack. Jack looks like he sure loves the whore who broke up his family.Â
Also there was Jenny McCarthy and her formerly autistic son Evan. I dunno. She took him off wheat so he could live life to its fullest potential and...
Picture 1: Suze Orman in costume last night at Bette Midler's New York Restoration Project's Hulaween in New York City. I have no idea what costume a money boa and a mask constitutes but there she is in all her beauty. Any guesses?
Picture 2:Â Who is this famous celebrity?
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The Today Show gang appeared in their Halloween best on Friday's show. Seeing Matt Lauer dressed as Humpty Dumpty is disarming and disturbing. If Meredith Viera took a couple centimeters off that nose she'd look just like Samantha Ronson. Kathie Lee Gifford licking her co-host? It's almost too easy. But forget all that; My inner adolescent is completely fixated on Al Roker's bottom button. Cannot. Look. Away.
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Here Heidi is at her 9th annual Halloween party held last night at 1 OAK in New York City. She and Seal went as Brady Bunch Grand Canyon episode extras.
Pink looks like a package of Wonder Bread and skater Sarah Hughes couldn't have made less of an effort.
Christian Siriano as Cruella De Vil? Brills.
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