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Another ‘Jersey Shore’ Fist Fight

The cast of the MTv show Jersey Shore just can't seem to keep their fists out of people's faces. In December, MTv edited an episode in which one of the show's female cast members, "Snooki," got decked in the face during a bar fight with a 'roid raging gym teacher from Queens. The network edited out the footage of "Snooki" getting punched, and ended the episode with a statement encouraging anyone experiencing domestic violence at the hands of a loved one or a stranger to seek help. Disregarding the fact that a bar fight between unknown assholes is not domestic violence, apparently MTv feels that throwing punches is okay if the action is guy-on-guy. In an episode that aired recently, cast member Ronnie Magro got into a fist fight with a random guy at a random bar after the two of them spent half the night talking smack to one another. This time, MTv aired the clip in its entirety, with no PSA about domestic violence to follow the episode. The cast of the MTv show Jersey Shore just can't seem to keep their fists out of people's faces. In December, MTv edited an episode in which one of the show's female cast members, "Snooki," got decked in the face during a bar fight with a 'roid raging gym teacher from Queens. The network edited out the footage of "Snooki" getting punched, and ended the episode with a statement encouraging anyone experiencing domestic violence at the hands of a loved one or a stranger to seek help. Disregar...

Kate Gosselin’s New Hair is Worth More than My Car

Earlier this week, Molls wrote about Kate the Clean Slate's (*shudder*) new hairdo which includes extensions that look like they were purchased and installed in the autocare section at Wal-mart where I buy my tires.  So it's fitting that Kate's new hair is worth more than the Kelley blue book price for my 1997 Honda Civic. The stylist, Ted Gibson, revealed in an interview this week that the combined cost of the salon services Kate received was worth about $7,000. “My haircuts are $950,â...

It’s Official: NBC ‘Cancels’ The Jay Leno Show… by Moving Leno into Conan’s Time Slot

After weeks of rumors surrounding Jay Leno & Conan O'Brien's futures in late night television, NBC has confirmed that the Jay Leno Show is being canceled. The last show will air on February 12th. But wait... there's a catch. When they say 'canceled' what they really mean is that the show is being renamed and pushed back an hour and a half... into Conan's time slot. [NBC Chairman] Gaspin says NBC wants Leno to do an 11:35 p.m. show each night, a return to his old time slot. He wants C...

It’s “Business As Usual” for Charlie Sheen

Sheen headed back to work this week at CBS,  and the studio is being supportive, but careful to leave themselves an out if they decide later on that he's not worth the trouble. CBS entertainment president Nina Tassler said that they are regarding the matter as personal: "We are being very sensitive to the fact that this is a very personal and very private matter for Charlie," Tassler said. "Right now it is business as usual." Which is executive-speak for, "His hit show makes us a lot of money, so...

They Liked it, So They Put a Ring on it

(Pic not related, but awesome.) Here's a pair of engagement announcements for two guys who you might have forgotten about were it not for the incredibly slow news weekend. Backstreet Boy AJ McClean celebrated his 32nd birthday on Friday (doesn't that make you feel old) by proposing to his girlfriend onstage during a solo show. McLean "surprised his girlfriend Rochelle in [club] Wasted Space after running to Rocks the Jeweler inside the Hard Rock Hotel, and buying a beautiful diamond ring," the source says. "He ran back to Wasted Space for the strike of midnight, and the cha...

Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

So. Katy Perry & Russell Brand got engaged on New Year's Eve. Now, she's been posting some tweets that have raised a few eyebrows over at pregnancy-obsessed People magazine. The tweets in question-- where she tells Brand (@rustyrockets) that he's "prego-ed," then expresses a craving for In-N-Out burger-- are below. I don't usually give a crap about possible celebrity pregnancies. It's just a little weird to be speculating about what's going on inside another woman's uterus, isn't it...

Brittany Murphy 911 Call

It's not often that I have to debate whether or not to post something. But this really had me questioning myself. When it comes to celebrities, there's this Victoria Beckham-thin line between harmless curiosity and shameful, hurtful voyeurism. Usually everything from drug addiction to sexcapades lies on one side of the line with people's kids and death lying on the other. This item encompasses a little of both of those over-the-line subjects, and I question the value of bringing it to your attention. But every foray onto the internet is an exercise in self-censorship. You've learned how to navigate between useful information and landmines of stupidity and depravity. You know what's out there, and you choose for yourself what to view and what to bypass. So, I'll leave the decision up to you, dear readers, as to whether or not to actually listen to the recording. Not that I have any faith whatsoever in your judgment-- it's just the easy way out for me. You can listen to the entire 911 call here. I'll warn you: it's heartbreaking. />It's not often that I have to debate whether or not to post something. But this really had me questioning myself. When it comes to celebrities, there's this Victoria Beckham-thin line between harmless curiosity and shameful, hurtful voyeurism. Usually everything from drug addiction to sexcapades lies on one side of the line with people's kids and death lying on the other. This item encompasses a little of both of those over-the-line subjects, and I question the value of bringing it to your attention. But...

Nicolas Cage Shoots a Little Girl

Big Daddy Nic pops a cap in dat ass in this clip for the new movie Kick-Ass, due out in April. Here's a still from the trailer. Does this picture need words? View the full-length trailer, after the jump. Read More...

Amanda Bynes Wants You to Remember She Exists

Amanda Bynes is following the Tila Tequila recipe for a fame-a-rita: In the absence of anything of substance, you can always just get implants and pose for sexypics. (This is also the operating theory behind half of the internet.) She posted these sneak peeks from her photoshoot with Maxim to her Twitter account a few days ago (you can view the rest here). Her number of Twitter followers proves that at least 200,000 of you still knew she existed and cared to read her quoting Princess Diana...

This is Why I Love Conan O’Brien

The peacock is droppin' a big ole deuce on his face, so what does he do? He does his job and makes with the jokes. Let's hope for the sake of latenight that these "rumors" are just that....

Jon Gosselin’s New Girlfriend

I'd rather be writing about how much I love this snow that's been falling for three days straight. But duty dictates that I start the day instead by talking about Jon Gosselin's new penis sheath. Papa Jogo must have some serious game he can only run in Utah. He picked up his new ladyfriend, 25 year old Morgan Christie, in the same ski resort where he snowplowed Deanna Hummel back in 'aught nine. "They've been inseparable...They talk on the phone and text throughout the day, and Morgan flew ...
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