Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Are Prince Harry & Ellie Goulding An Item?

ellie goulding prince harry I think we all can agree that Prince Harry is the hot one in the family, right? I love his buck wild free spirit and his refusal to bow to royal bullshit protocols. He's not trying to get tied down and married and play the perfect little brother to the future king and I love it. Plus, he's really cute. That being said, I'm really into the idea of him being with Ellie Goulding, which may or may not be happening according to new reports. I 'SHIP IT! So where is the press getting the idea that E...

Bobby Brown Admits He & Whitney Houston Weren’t Very Good Parents

bobby brown It was such a tragedy when Bobbi Kristina Brown fell into a coma and passed away last year. After having lost Whitney Houston way too early to drugs, seeing her daughter, who was only 21, cut her own life short in pretty much the same way was really devastating. Now, Bobby Brown has spoken out a year later, admitting in a new interview with 20/20 that he and Whitney weren't very good parents to Bobbi and he feels as though they failed her. "We could have been better. We should have been bett...

Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris Break Up

calvin harris taylor swift If you can actually believe this, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris managed to "date" for 15 months. Of course, they were probably only together for a cumulative time of about a month or so, but they were together! They made it! And now... well, Taylor and Calvin have decided to break up and go their separate ways. I do have to say that this is literally the most boring breakup on earth, not only because everyone knew it was going to happen, but because literally, it's so boring. There are no dra...

Oprah Winfrey Isn’t Rich Enough Yet So She’s Coming Out With Her Own Line Of Food Products

oprah Oprah has been schilling all kinds of shit for years, and I'm on board for all of it. I live for Oprah's Favorite Things to be released every year before Christmas, not because I'm actually going to buy any of it, but just because I like to see what Ms. Winfrey is loving (or being paid to say she loves). Basically, I think Oprah shits gold and I'd support any venture she undertakes, including her newly trademarked Oprah's Kitchen food business. From The New York Post: The May 19 applications...

Amber Heard’s Lawyer Releases Statement About Johnny Depp Abuse Allegations

amber heard johnny depp I'll be honest with you — I've been trying to avoid reading the comments section of any article about the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp relationship, divorce, and abuse allegations because people are fucking terrible. Claiming that Amber is lying because she's a "gold digging bitch" who just wants to destroy his career. I love that literally all a dude has to say is "Nah, I didn't do it" and everyone believes him, but a woman basically has to produces endless proverbial receipts to get anyone to eve...

Courtney Stodden Is Going To Be A Mom

courtney stodden The news that 21-year-old Courtney Stodden is expecting her first child with 56-year-old husband Doug Hutchison actually broke a few weeks ago, but now we've got the first pic of the ever important "baby bump" (ugh). Courtney is loving pregnancy so far, it seems, and has been sharing photos on Instagram of her journey to motherhood. Bless her heart. She does seem excited and I really do love Courtney - I have since she was on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK a couple of years ago and I rea...

‘Glee’ Star Mark Salling Formally Indicted On Child Porn Charges

mark salling Yikes. I know the world in general is full of weirdos and fucked up human beings, but Hollywood seems to have garnered an abnormally high percentage of them, that's for sure. Mark Salling — whose name you probably won't recognize, but whose role as Puck on Glee is... somewhat more recognizable? — was investigated on potential child porn charges. Unfortunately, it looks like those allegations are true as authorities are formally indicting Salling and pressing charges for both using the Int...

Surprise (But Not Really) — Johnny Depp Likes To Beat Women!

amber heard This week, we learned that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's marriage, which lasted a little more than a year, is O-V-E-R. No one was surprised about that because no one really expected it to last even that long. However, it seems like this breakup is about way more than just celebrities being flaky — Amber is saying that Johnny hit her throughout their relationship, and the incident last Saturday was the final straw. According to TMZ, Amber turned up to court today with her lawyer and a bunc...

Amber Heard Files For Divorce From Johnny Depp

johnny depp amber heard Well, they lasted 15 months — a whole 14 months longer than I thought they would — so kudos to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard for at least crossing a year of marriage before deciding, "Nah, this really isn't working." Amber filed for divorce from Johnny this week citing irreconcilable differences, as you do. There are a few fucked up things about this case, however, that I find interesting: Amber wants spousal support. They didn't have a prenup, so it's likely she'll get some cash out of him for this. I'm n...

Anne Hathaway “Unintentionally” Shaded The Kardashians

anne hathaway I feel like when it comes to criticizing celebrities and celebrity culture in general, the Kardashians are pretty low hanging fruit at this point. Like, yes, they're gluttons for attention. No, they wouldn't know how to continue living if they didn't have a camera shoved in their faces 24/7. Yes, they're vain and narcissistic and a bit dim. And so what? You don't have to like the Kardashians or relate to them — in fact, you can be pretty sick of hearing about them 24/7 (which, irony of all i...

Kesha Performs At 2016 Billboard Music Awards, Gets Standing Ovation

kesha 2016 billboard music awards Kesha is being blocked from putting out any music since she's locked in a fucked up and never-ending lawsuit with Dr. Luke, her longtime producer, holder of her record contract, and accused rapist. That means that no matter how much she'd like to record and release a new album, and no matter how often she says she doesn't want to work with her abuser anymore, he's still not going to let her out of her contract (though apparently at one time there was the offer of an out, if only she'd recant he...

Adele Releases “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)” Video

adele send my love I don't think I've ever met anyone who doesn't like Adele. Sure, some people think she's overrated musically and that her songs are boring and a bit blah, but no one dislikes Adele as a human being, because she's hilarious and incredibly down to earth despite the fact that she's famous as fuck and she doesn't really give a shit what anyone thinks. Plus, she's absolutely stunning, as is more evident than ever in her new video for "Send My Love (To Your New Lover)", which, if I remember right, is a Ma...