Oh, the horrors of divorce. I’ve never had one, but since I do this for a living and also because my parents got divorced twice, I know a little about the pain it can cause. But this story? This is the most hurtful, malicious thing I’ve ever heard, and it goes to show that Kris Humphries is an absolute monster with no regards for the feelings of people that he claims to have loved.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Kim Kardashian’s big booty is a big, fat fake, sources say – and her estranged hubby Kris Humphries is threatening to expose the truth.
The reality TV sexpot insists her bubble butt is all natural and even displayed an x-ray of what she claimed was her backside on her show to use as proof. But some insiders claim the curvy 31-year-old beauty uses butt pads and say Kris filmed a video that proves his estranged wife’s prized posterior is phony!
Kris remarked to pals that, while he loves Kim’s shapely butt, it’s not the same as what you see on the red carpet or TV.
“Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does,” says a source. “He revealed all her secrets – how she uses ‘booty pads,’ Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it’s not the same. He knows what the real thing looks like – because he’s reported it on his cell phone camera!”
The article goes on to discuss how Kris started calling Kim fat and that “he said the undersides of her arms were flabby and she was getting a pooch in her belly,” but that’s too much. If Kris is going after Kim’s biggest asset (see what I did there?), that’s enough. We don’t need arm flab accusations on top of it.
Is it crazy to think that actual proof of Kim faking her ass would be way more detrimental to her career than a divorce after 72 days? Because I really think it would be. After all, the Kardashian empire was built, at least partially, on Kim’s ass, and if that empire was built on butt pads? Well, then it’s bound to crumble.
So one more time, just for funzies: Kim Kardashian’s ass, is it real or fake?