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And This is Who Kim Kardashian is Sleeping With Lately

photo of kim kardashian and boyfriend kris humphries

I always marvel at how tall – or small – some celebrities are, and when I saw these pictures that were sent to me by our photo agency, I just … stared.

Above, we have hot-ass Kim Kardashian and her latest boyfriend, NBA star Kris Humphries. I know that basketball players are supposed to be super-tall and big and what not, but boyfriend here looks positively Photoshopped next to Kim. And to make Kim look like a tiny, delicate, shrinking violet, you must be pretty damned imposing. Also, I just now noticed that Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend’s name is Kris. And I’ll bet if they end up getting married, he’ll have to change his last name to Khumphries, because that’s just how Kim rolls, guys.

Do I see a pattern emerging here?

Incidentally, am I the only one to think that Kris, in the first photo up top there, looks a bit like the troll from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, or did I just watch too much of ABC Family’s Harry Potter weekend over the last few days?

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