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The Hutchisons Aren’t Having A Baby Right Now, Ok?!

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

I just love ol’ Doug and Courtney, don’t you? What a beautiful couple. If anything gets my heart to pitter-patterin’, it’s the magical love story of a 51-year-old man gettin’ hitched to the trashiest 16-year-old girl I’ve ever seen. And we all know how the rhyme goes … first comes love, them comes marriage …

But no baby carriages just yet, Lord willing! We know because Courtney’s mom had a good long chat with Radar about it:

“She’s making sure as much as she can at this time that it isn’t happening,” Krista said about her newlywed daughter, who tied the knot Hutchison in Las Vegas in May. “She’s on birth control because she would prefer to wait for children,” her mom said.  Her husband might have a different idea though.  “I think Doug would love to have children, but Courtney wants to wait a few years.”

“Courtney wants to work on her career,” Krista explained, but knowing that accidents do happen, she said it would be a joy to the family if her daughter did fall pregnant.

“If something happens we do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be ok, but they’re not trying for a baby now,” she says.

As a would be doting grandmother, Krista said that if Courtney and Doug did have children: “the baby would be so creative. Doug is brilliant, so creative and they both would pass on so many creative genes.”

Honestly, I just gagged a little bit, no joke.  Is it weird that the girl’s mom is talking about this like it’s normal?  Is it judgy of me to almost vomit at the thought of them having babies right now?  I have a lot of questions, let’s get to talking about it.

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  • Why wouldn’t she be talking about it as if it were normal? She’s the one who would’ve had to sign a consent form for her daughter to get legally fucked by a disgusting lech. Bitch needs to give her fucking head a shake. Who in their right mind would think this is okay for their daughter? Damn!

  • There’s a sure fire way to KNOW she won’t get pregnant. It’s called IUD birth control. BINGO problem solved, smart people would think of these things.

  • Ignorance MUST be bliss. If you think that any birth control other than abstinence is 100% effective , you need to re-educate yourself on the subject. I hope you don’t have kids or other easily impressionable people to spout that misinformation to.

    • Abstinence is not a form of birth control. Would you call abstaining from traveling a way of protecting your self while traveling? People are going to have sex no matter what.

      I feel really bad for this girl, lets all hope she doesn’t get preggers, it would ruin her life even more.

      • Abstinence is a form of birth control. Abstaining from sex controls one from becoming pregnant. No one said abstinence is a form of safe sex.

    • Unless you get pregnant from a toilet seat. Or in a hot tub. Or in the pool. That shit happens for realz yo! So even abstinence is not 100%… What’s a girl to do?!