Here’s the story: Justin Bieber loves Lil Wayne. So much. He wants to rub his feet and take him to the beach and do all those things that people in love do together. Well, ok, that last bit is mostly fantasy on my part, but Justin really does love Weezy to pieces. Here, I’ll let Lil Wayne describe it for you himself:
“That’s my little homie now. He texts me every night asking me to do [his] damn song. That’s my nigga, but I can’t do it. Like I said, I don’t want to fuck his shit up.”
What he’s saying is that he’s not about to bring his particular musical stylings to Bieber’s hoards of teenyboppers, which is actually pretty respectable. However, my newly discovered respect for Lil Wayne is not nearly as strong as my newly renewed love for Justin Bieber, because I’m sorry, but the image of The Biebz desperately trying to get a hold of the ever elusive, wise old Weezy is just too much to bear.