Paris Hilton managed to get a record deal with Cash Money Records – for what reason, we’ll never know – and she’s getting ready to bring out the video for her new single ‘Good Time’, which features Lil Wayne and was produced by Afrojack, who I’m vaguely confusing for that guy who sang that ‘Cos I Got High’ song some years back. Totally not the same person, by the way.
Anyhow, that’s neither here nor there. Paris gave a 15 second teaser of the video for ‘Good Time’ on her Instagram page yesterday, and without further ado, here it is in all its glory:
First of all, I love that she thinks she’s repping YMCMB so hard like that. Second of all, I love that all the video that’s not of her mouthing the words under a heinous amount of autotune look like they don’t even belong to this song. The whole thing is just so very wrong. I know Wayne loves the Sizzurp, but are you fucking kidding me? How high do you have to be to co-sign this shit?
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Lil Wayne is back in the headlines this week, and it’s not for another Sizzurp-induced seizure or signing has-beens to a record contract (thank god for small miracles?). No, instead he’s getting shit this time around for apparently stepping on an American flag in his new video for ‘God Bless Amerika’. Why anyone gives a shit about this is beyond me – it’s a piece of fabric and has no bearing on… well, anything in life. People need to get a grip on reality and find something real to care about.
Anyway, apparently people (I’m imagining of the white, conservative variety) are all up in arms about this to the point where Tunechi felt the need to hit up Twitter and offer an explanation:
Is this real life? Shit like this makes me want to step on a flag just to piss people off. Lighten up, folks.
Paris Hilton, you better thank Sofia Coppola for making you aaaaaalmost relevant again, thanks to The Bling Ring. Lil Wayne is reviving Hilton’s singing/music/whatever you call what she does career by officially signing her. They collaborated in November of 2012 but apparently that just wasn’t the end of it. More info from TMZ:
Wayne’s mentor – Birdman – confirmed the news on Twitter … saying, “Lil Wayne’s Cash Money family has a new member! Paris Hilton: RichgangRichgirl.”
According to Showbiz411, Hilton’s album will focus on house music — no surprise, since she’s been DJing at various clubs all over the world … and training with some house music bigshots for years.
The album — Hilton’s first since 2006 — will reportedly be produced by Afrojack … and will feature bona fide stars like Lil Wayne.
Paris told Showbiz411, “[The new album] is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music.“
And it’s really going to be awful. Although. Although! Confession. “Stars Are Blind” is a pleasure of mine. I don’t even know if I feel guilty about it anymore either. It’s really catchy.
The friendship of Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton seems so odd. They started “working together” (it’s in quotation marks because I don’t think Paris ever actually works) in 2011 and when she turned 32 in March of this year, he was not only a guest but performed as well.
Now please enjoy this recent photo of Paris leaning dangerously towards one side: