Listen, I am not a violent person. I am the least violent person I know. That being said, there are still times when people say or do something that just makes me want to punch them in the throat. Why the throat specifically, you might ask. Because I’m a short girl who can’t pack much of a punch, and it just makes sense.
Anyway, as I’m sure you can imagine by now, Twitter is a great place for people to say douchey things deserving of a splash of violence, and so here are a few examples for you to peruse:
See, we have the beautiful LL Cool J just saying words, Lea Michele doing her usual and ruining everything she touches, and Wyclef making minimal sense but sounding judgey enough to deserve some reprimanding.
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