Here’s just reason 9,482 that I think Khloe Kardashian is a loud-mouthed asshole.
Khloe, as depicted by the above video, was a guest on a recent airing of Lopez Tonight, and discussed her many issues with flying these days and the invasiveness that is the TSA.
Now, I know that there’s a lot of controversy as of late about the full-body screenings and how it icky makes some people feel – some of them have, you know, what they feel to be pretty valid gripes about being ‘exposed’ in such a public manner, and that’s alright. I can dig that some people are way more modest and private than others and feel that a full-body screening can be more than just an inconvenient invasion of privacy. Me, I could care less – I’m firmly of the belief that everyone’s got the same parts, and even if they’re missing a few, they’d still have the same parts if they were present. I really don’t care, and if a full-body scan will deter psychos from trying to blow planes out of the sky or try take the damned thing over with a fourteen-inch machete, so be it. I’m all for it. I’m a nervous flier as it is, and I prefer to spend my time agonizing over whether or not that last bit of turbulence will be the kiss of death rather than debating the added stress of wondering whether or not the thing is going to be hijacked.
Anyway. Khloe’s comment about being ‘raped in public’ is totally off base, and if you don’t think so, let’s go back to the Kristen Stewart ‘being raped’ by paparazzi thing, shall we? Because they’re one and the same. You might not have been raped, and I might not have been raped, but unfortunately? There are people out there who have been raped, and listening to lard-ass Khloe Kardashian try to grunt intelligent-sounding words from marshmallow-stuffed cheeks about how she feels ‘publicly raped’ by the TSA probably don’t feel all that good about it either.
Keep it closed while you’re ahead, Khloe. I’m sure that your big, mean, nasty TSA inspector didn’t like feeling you up any more than you liked being felt up.