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Italy Is Really Trying to Hold The Jersey Shore Kids Back

A photo of the cast of Jersey Shore

For all of us who thought that the fourth season of Jersey Shore was just going to be a continuation of the past few years, only in Italy, think again.  It turns out that Florence, the city that will host America’s beloved guidos and guidettes, has laid down some laws about the group’s stay overseas:

– The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.

–  The cast will not be filmed drinking in public.

– The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town.

– The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature its culture and good food.

How does Florence ever expect these people to follow these ridiculous rules?  If they can’t be filmed drinking in public, then how can Snooki get arrested?  How can they feature Italy’s culture and food – did the people writing up these rules ever actually see the show? Culture isn’t exactly the selling point. And they can’t be filmed in bars and clubs? Seriously? So what, are we just going to see The Situation trying to pick up ladies at the museum and everybody just getting wasted at home? Because that’s my everyday (last night we made cotton candy martinis, holler if you want the recipe, it’s delicious), I don’t need to see it on television.

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  • Me too, please. I have a couple of friends who’d love that drink.

    I’m really hoping some of them get the shit kicked out of them in Italy. Ron and Mike especially. I absolutely LOATHE these people. They’re nothing but walking STD’s with no brains who just got lucky to get paid for acting like dirtbags.

  • Ok, cotton candy martini recipe:

    1.5 ounces of vodka (the recipe specifies Skyy, but you know, whatever)
    1/2 ounce of X-Rated Fusion Liquor
    1 ounce of cranberry juice
    Shake and pour over cotton candy.

    They’re sooooo ridiculously amazing, and it’s really fun to watch the cotton candy dissolve. Also, if the drink is too strong, adding in more cotton candy helps a lot. Hope you guys love it!

  • i hope they realize that doing all that will kill the show this is a joke who cares if they drink