Kim Kardashian just did the cover of Cosmopolitan UK and the girl looks good. She also has absolutely nothing else to bring to the table, so like, she’d better look good.
I skimmed Kim’s interview, but didn’t get much further than this little anecdote about her teen years, “I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, ‘Hey, everyone has a butt. It’s not that big a deal!’ But I suppose it’s flattering. Personally, I’ve always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, ‘Oh, my god, your butt’s so big,’ And I’d say, ‘I love it.'”
Another truly fascinating story from one of the Kardashian Sisters. Glad that I can go about my day knowing that Kim’s always felt good about her ass. Her tits? That’s a whole different story, but the ass? Oh, yeah. She’s fine with that.
BIOGRAPHY OF KIM KARDASHIAN
I am 30 years old and act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess but i became a anal pornstar, but i still think i am a princess My body is full of plastic parts. my boobs, ass, lips ,theeth, cheeks, nose, hair, lipo-ed body,chin, etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I am also jealous of Paris Hilton and put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolize Paris Hilton.I used to hang around her like a koala bear all the time, to get my picture taken from the paparazzi.Until 2007 i did alot of cocaine.I know there are picture proofs but i will deny it forever. My Pimp mother, Kris, fucked the poolboy while my father was at work.The result was my pathetic half sister khloe who is a whore, just like me.I am a total and utter disgrace to my late father, who was a lawyer. Whenever my mouth is moving, I am lying as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything Even the way i walk, talk and laugh is fake!I pretend that if I lie about things, people will eventually believe it. Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million dollars to expose my nasty self.
My former publisist knows everything that happened!He hates me because i went behind his back and abused all his connections.I am just waiting for him,and many many more, to come out and say how i really am. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I am 100% shamless
I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, class, dignity, self-respect, elegance, and morals.I pretend that i care about others but i only care about myself. I am a very dirty woman and all of the men that have fucked AND dumped me make fun of my FAKE body to everyone, including the new women in their lives.
My ex husbond damon thomas publicly called me untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber (to my family) and a cheater.
I have no real friends because i have abused everybody that has come my way for fame. I am using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrities lifes for friendship. I call the paparazzi myself. I desperately want to get married and have children, but no man with CLASS would be remotely associated with me. I even tried to put public pressure on Reggie….telling the public that we would get married. I have NO talent what so ever. I was kicked of dancing with the stars the second week.I got a razzie for my sad sad performence in disaster movie and my song JAM, i have no words for. It is the worst and most annoying song in history.I sing like a tone deaf 4 year old.
Anybody who dont like me, for the filthy rotten and lying whore that i am, who has alone made this world a worse place to live in, i call haters.
I have never been single because i am to scared to spend time with myself.
I also love to flaunt my fake ass because it’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my asshole hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, Ray J, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Miles Austin,Gabriel Aubry(only because everybody said i was only into black guys)Kanye West and soon Kris Humpries are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fucked, peed on, AND dumped me because they know that I am trash that brings their reputations down to the gutter with mine.I would fuck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs but the only one i have now is herpes. I am pathetic, plastic and am terribly insecure. I am a national and international joke, smell like piss and HAVE A TOTALLY FLABBY ASS HOLE FROM MY A N A L SEX TAPE. I am clearly a very sick person. I am the nastiest famewhore in the whole wide world!Yaaaay!!
Kisses from Kim Kardashian
you hit the nail right on the head the whole family is f—ed up but you left out the part where kourtney a total complete airhead and her sister had the gaul to suck fame off of someone that’s famous without talent and without reason good job i agree
THAT WAS EPIC!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL!!
Thank you, you made my day!
That was beautifully written!!!!Excellent!!