May 19, 2010 at 07:30 am by Sarah

Photo of Kim Kardashian in Pink Bikini for Shape Cover

“I remember crying in the bathtub,” she told [Shape magazine for the June issue]. “I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.’ I was the first girl in my class to wear a bra.”

–Kim Kardashian on the tragedy of having big ol’ boobs and her rationale that steaming hot water might help shrink them.  She’s not the creator of the word “volumptuous” for nothing, you know.

20 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. kbaz says:

    Didn’t she admit to having implants when she was carrying on about how her abusive ex husband made her get implants?

  2. RHONYC says:

    let’s face it…

    if jlo & beyonce never existed, this annoyance wouldn’t have a ‘career’.

    ugh.

    • H says:

      … and if Sasha cared about hiring good writers, neither would Sarah.

      “Volumptuous” is not a word, honey. Urban dictionary doesn’t count.

      • Sarah says:

        See, “honey,” there’s a LINK up there — it clearly says, “creator of the word ‘volumptuous’.” The non-word “volumptuous” is in quotes for a reason. Click on that pretty little maroon link, allow it to direct you to Jezebel and watch the videos of Kim Kardashian pushing her shitty perfume on QVC. She states multiple times that the scent has been designed for a “volumptuous” woman, much like herself.

        So, spew all the hate you want, but if you’re going to go on retarded little rants, at least have your facts straight before you do.

        Honey.

      • Jessica says:

        ZING! :D

      • Anonymous says:

        hahaha, burn

      • divax says:

        What a stupid dumbass hate-spewing bitch. Embarrassed much?

      • kiriyama says:

        yeah thats true you motherfucker!!

      • Rhonda says:

        yeah, this stupid h bitch is always ragging for no reason. she should be more than embarrassed, she should fucking apologize. asshole.

      • kiriyama says:

        yeah thats right

  3. kt says:

    i dont particularly like her, but i have to agree with this sentiment. huge boobs suck a lot of the time, particularly when you are school aged.

  4. theotherme says:

    Great comment dumbass! Doesn’t this dimwit realize that young girls look up to her? The K sisters are about as intellectual as a yeast infection.

  5. Simon Jadis says:

    Poor thing. Before I read any of the text, I did think to myself “her breasts are too big.” Obviously, many guys would disagree — sometimes vehemently.

    And, as a gay guy, my opinions on breasts are stereotypically supposed to refer to what sort of garments should cover them.

  6. melissa says:

    what is our obsession with paying money to hear beautiful people complain about being beautiful, ESPECIALLY when that is all the girl has going for her.

    I know they might be trying to relate to us peasants but for pete’s sake your entire body IN A BIKINI is on the cover of a magazine!

    Kim, shutup about how hard it has been being you. I’m sure your mom saw those tits growing and was seeing dollar signs. You’ve made money, lots of it for showing your us your bits.

    You and Megan Fox are only good for one thing (which was your choice and the fact that your mom never took you to the library) so i suggest you shut your pretty little trap and resume work on that 2nd sex tape.

  7. Anonymous says:

    she is such a liar.. black hearted snake.

  8. Evs says:

    wah wah wah i’m so sorry to hear you have huge knockers and a sweet ass, your life must be so hard

  9. kiriyama says:

    ha ha ha
    bla bla bla
    hihihi

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