The Critics’ Choice Movie Awards Was Full of Mediocre Fashion …

But beautiful faces.  Seriously, I almost cried when I saw this picture of Michelle Williams.  I don’t care for the dress so much, but ugh, her lovely face makes up for everything.

Peruse the gallery to see Emma Stone and Amy Adams looking nearly unrecognizable, a kouple (ha) of the Kardashian sisters looking trashy, Mila Kunis rocking the fuck out of a pretty ok dress, Mandy Moore surprising me by wearing my favorite dress of the bunch, and so much more.  Also, if you’re into tuxes or, you know, beautiful men, there’s Ryan Gosling and Jon Hamm infiltrating your computer screens with their sheer suavity.  Justin Bieber makes a surprise appearance with a dumb mustache.  There’s truly something for everyone here.

Oh, and do you guys care about the actual awards at all?  If so, then …

Here are the winners!

BEST PICTURE – The Social Network

BEST ACTOR – Colin Firth in The King’s Speech

BEST ACTRESS – Natalie Portman in Black Swan

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR – Christian Bale in The Fighter

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS – Melissa Leo in The Fighter

BEST YOUNG ACTOR/ACTRESS – Hailee Steinfeld in True Grit

BEST ACTING ENSEMBLE – The Fighter

BEST DIRECTOR – David Fincher for The Social Network

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY – David Seidler for The King’s Speech

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY – Aaron Sorkin for The Social Network

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY – Wally Pfister for Inception

BEST ART DIRECTION – Guy Hendrix Dyas for Inception

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS – Inception

BEST SOUND – Inception

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE – Toy Story 3

BEST ACTION MOVIE – Inception

BEST COMEDY – Easy A

BEST PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION – The Pacific

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM – The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE – Waiting for Superman

BEST SONG – “If I Rise” from 127 Hours

BEST SCORE – Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross for The Social Network