Tranny Kardashian was taken into custody this morning to serve her 30-day sentence for parole violation following her DUI last year.
Her sisters and mom were on-hand to send her off.
"You never want this to happen to your child," said Kris Jenner, choked up.
Then she shouldn't have violated her parole!!!
Stupid rich people probably thought they could get away with it. Didn't Paris Hilton teach us anything???
Tragically, Khloe will probably only serve three days or so of the 30 days, but still.
Makes me smile....
I don't quite understand this.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached an agreement in their custody case: Kevin will retain sole custody of the two boys, and Britney will have visitation rights.
"The case has been settled," Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan said. "This is the end of a two-year journey."
The agreement is expected to be signed off by a court today.
Britney's been doing so much better!
Why would she give up custody???...
Salma Hayek has called off her engagement to super ultra gazillionaire Francois-Henri Pinault (the CEO of Gucci), her rep said today.
"We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled," publicist Cari Ross said in a statement. "There will be no further comment."
The couple have a child together, daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault.
Salma probably realized she doesn't need to marry the dude. Little Valentina will keep her rolling in Pinault...
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Duh.
If you hadn't guessed by her rapidly growing belly, Ben Affleck's wife is pregnant with their second child -- five months pregnant, in fact.
Her Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed the news. "Yes, she is," he said. "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."...
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So I guess the company that Michael Lohan asked to do his paternity test to determine whether that Ashley chick is his daughter says that they can't process the request without a court order.
"I got a letter saying I need something from the court before they'll process anything," said Lohan. "And I didn't get that before. So, now I have to go back to my attorney."
This seems fishy to me. I don't think you need a court order to do a paternity test. I'm sure they don't get court orders for all those episodes of Montel titled ...
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Hey, remember Ashley Parker Angel, from O Town?
Yeah, me neither.
But he and his fiancee, Tiffany Lynn, have called off their engagement. They have a two-year-old son together, named Lyric....
Oh, happy day!
In a new interview with Out magazine, Love of My Life Tori Amos reveals that she is "in the trenches" of creating a musical, which will hopefully open at the British National Theater in late 2009 or early 2010.
Looks like I'm going to London, kids!!!
The whole interview is definitely worth a read if you're a Tori fan. She talks about her father, and her daughter (who's 7 years old now! Wow!). Here's what she has to say when the interviewer asks her if she's explained ...