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Flavor Flav Claims He Lost His Virginity When He Was 6 Years Old

Eh, take it for what it’s worth.

In a new interview with Complex, Flavor Flav claims he popped his cherry at the raw age of six:

Complex: How uh…when was this?
Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?
Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?
Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Dude, how old was the girl?

I don’t know if I buy this.

Funny story, though: I had a boss once upon a time. He was 30 years old and didn’t talk much about his personal life. He had to leave work early one day, because his “daughter” had gotten in a car accident. He told us she was 19, and my coworkers and I spent the rest of the day trying to figure out how this dude fathered a child at the age of 11. We were stumped. It was all we could talk about. No work got done the rest of the day. It was just all like, “Dude, can your semen even impregnate a chick when you’re 11?” We did a ton of Internet research. It was a huge deal. Anyway, most of my coworkers were dudes, and it was decided that I should take responsibility for querying him about this the next day. Somehow we thought the topic would look better coming from a 19-year-old girl. In retrospect, everyone involved was just begging for a lawsuit. But it turned out that, many years ago, he had been married to an older woman who’d had this daughter from a previous marriage, and he’d adopted her, etc, etc. Anyway. I have no idea why I told this story. Anything to keep from thinking about Flavor Flav’s six-year-old penis, I suppose.

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  • That’s what I thought…. how old was the girl? Ain’t no 6 year old girl gonna give it up like that…….. wait… wait…. did she say y’all and wanted cheetos for a trade?????

  • C’mon, this is Flavor Flav talking here. He has to wear two watches AND A CLOCK AROUND HIS NECK to be able to figure out what time it is.

    He must be getting the numbers six and sixteen mixed up.

  • Actually, I think it is possible. When I was in, like, 4th grade there was a huge uproar at my elementary school because one of the 6th graders (read – 12) got knocked up by one of the 5th graders (read – 11). At the time I was so damn confused… I think it all depends on when the boy’s balls drop. Ahem, when they reach maturity… aka puberty. :)

    That’s my story for the day.

  • I assume any guy who says he lost his virginity before the age of 14 is lying.

    And if it is true (which it isn’t), what Jasmine said.

  • Unless he was sexed up the ass, then it is not possible.
    A six year old isn’t capable to get his neck of the woods happy by the age of six.
    Maybe that is what he is trying to come out saying.
    He likes it up the ass.

  • I think we can all assume this guy is on heroine or something and doesnt know what the fuck he is saying. And dear god, why does VH1 keep making those nausea inducing shows with this dude, hes fucking disgusting!

  • Actually, it DOES work, some guy from my school impregnated a 16 year old girl when he was only 12 years old. Imagine it, how can you tell your mum, that her littler baby is gonna get a baby??? Anyway, don’t trust flav, this is just way too stupid.

  • OH MY GOD PEOPLE.
    It isn’t possible! You are all saying 11 and 12 year olds have impregnated girls who are older than 12.
    FLAV IS SAYING HE WAS 6.
    SIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. NOT TWELVEEEEEEEEE OR ELEVENNNNNNNNNN.
    That’s 5-6 years of more growth and maturity.

  • he might have got it in there for a few seconds but i don’t think that counts as losing your virginity. creepy.
    and ricardo- i was on the heroin (and around others who were on it) for 5 yrs and never heard anyone saying lame stuff like that- i think flavor flav is just gross. can’t blame it on the drugs.

  • people there is a difference between six years old and ten and twelve and other ages that have been mentioned. yes kids are maturing much more quickly now but SIX?? he cant even write his name properly yet. (probably still cant)

  • erections occur in infants. so it’s possible at 6. i remember a girl in my elementary school giving guys blow jobs when were in the 4th grade. Makes me wonder now what was going on at home. Flav was probably molested as a child. I don’t think ‘healthy’ children take sexual experimentation this far without provocation (like being victims of sex abuse).

  • Infants do have erections but they aren’t sexual erections. Little boys wake up with erections (almost daily) and it is just a natural function of the penis. But it’s not sexual in nature. I had a child in my class who sometimes masturbated in class (age 6) by rubbing his hand near his pants, but producing sperm…NOT POSSIBLE. And truly a six year old thinking about having sexual intercourse period means he’s been exposed…via molestation.

  • Wake up folks, not only is it possible for a six year old boy to have sex, it is not uncommon. Usually when children this young are engaged in sexual activity, it is because they have been introduced to sexual behavior in an unhealthy, abusive manner (usually molestation or watching others have sex.) I used to be a pediatric psych nurse and have treated several sexually active children (albeit most of them female), there are males as well. I had a distant cousin who slept in the bed with his stepmother (after the death of his father) until he was an adult. After being convicted of rape as an adult, we learned of what had gone on in the past. He hd began assaulting little girls in grade school. When working on the children’s unit, there was a 5 year old girl that would hump anything, other kids, chairs, grown male staff. We were constantly peeling her off of other males. I have no doubt that given half a chance, she would have introduced and successfully engaged in sex with another young child. By the way, the youngest mother was 5 yrs old. go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina