Benji Madden was at the MTV Style Lounge in LA on Thursday, but Paris? Was nowhere to be found. It's now been over a week since we've seen a photo of her. I'm fairly certain that's a record. Three words, kids: Oral. Herpes. Outbreak. Mark my words....

Dude, how awesome would it be if this video was about potty training Melissa Joan Hart? And they could market it to those fetishists who are all about getting crapped on? Please, please, please someone do that spoof. Nah, the actress is going to star in a potty training DVD for Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Pull-Ups training pants. Kimberly-Clark will be distributing the DVD for June Potty Training Awareness Month (????) and inviting people to follow Melissa's progress in potty training...

Once again, Christina Aguilera was spotted stumbling out of a Hollywood hot spot. The new mom needed two people to help her walk from the Hotel Bel Air to her car. Like, Christina? This is fine once in awhile, but it's becoming a pretty regular occurrence, sweetie, and that's not good for a new mom. Have you seen Nicole Richie out drunk even once since she had her kid on like the exact same day you had yours? No, you haven't. And I cannot fucking believe I am telling someone to take maturity cues from Nicole Richie, but, yeah. That's what I'm doing. That'...

Petey Pete Wentz explains why he lied about Ashlee's pregnancy until she was out of her first trimester, in an email to MTV News. Every woman, no matter who they are or what they do for a living, has the right to wait at least 3 months before sharing this very personal news. We wanted to wait until after the first trimester and get a clean bill of health from our doctors before confirming anything, just like any other couple. Being a boy I have no idea how to respond to such things and my first instinct was to protect her and the baby. ...

The inimitable Marta over at RealNetworks put together this fantastic Sex and the City trivia quiz. Okay, okay, I helped a little. And by "helped" I mean I sat in her office playing with Leo while she did all the work, and I was totally blown away by all her SatC knowledge. She's a Sex and the City genius!!!! These are tough questions. I'm interested to see how you all do. Click here to play!...

Ah, this makes me feel much better that the guy never wrote me back about Evil Beet's official sponsorship of Lindsay Lohan's birthday party. Because, like, I would have been happy to cash out my retirement savings for a shot at this. Lindsay Lohan's big 22nd birthday party has been canceled. Sources say that Linds was pushed by her management and publicity team to cancel the party because of all the recent bad press surrounding her. They were also having trouble attracting "corporate brands." WTF???? Evil Beet is an LLC!!!!! We would have d...

There's a lot of talk today about the fact that Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. I can't emphasize this fact enough: the woman was artificially inseminated with his sperm. He did not put his penis in a vagina. That would have just turned my whole world upside-down. Clay's baby mama is 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's alleged "best friend." Word on the street is that Aiken will have an active role in raising the child, which is adorable....

Julianne's PR guy sent me a copy of this album a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say it's a really good country album, but this song is by far my fave. It's so catchy and fun. This album recently hit #1 on the country charts. I've called it before and I'm calling it again: this girl is gonna be huge. Oh, and her love interest in this video? Sooooo hot. Can someone set me up on a blind date with this guy, please? /> Julianne's PR guy sent me a copy of this album a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say it's a really good country album, but this song is by far my fave. It's so catchy and fun. This album recently hit #1 on the country charts. I've called it before and I'm calling it again: this girl is gonna be huge. Oh, and her love interest in this video? Sooooo hot. Can someone set me up on a blind date with this guy, please? ...

Everyone's a damn alcoholic today. Mischa "DUI" Barton can't seem to show up for any of the promotional events for her new film, You and I, which premiered at Cannes. She lives in France now, and she still didn't make it to any of the promotions. She's supposed to be doing interviews in London right now, but she's totally MIA. Says the film's director: "She hasn't pulled out of interviews, she's pulled out of everything . . . Her room is here, she is here, but trying to get the two toget...

David Hasselhoff poses with his daughter, Hayley, at the premiere of You Don't Mess with the Zohan in Hollywood. Every ounce of me wants to make a bitchy comment here, but it's actually really nice that they've been able to maintain a relationship throughout everything. [gallery] ...

Hey, remember when Kirsten Dunst was all like "I don't have a drinking problem. I went to a drug and alcohol rehab for depression" and I was all like "Yes and Samantha Ronson's on the short list to be the next U.S. Drug Czar"? No, really, I surmised that Kirsten was lying to avoid a plethora of items in the press when she decided to go out and get drunk in public. Too late. The NY Post is already reporting the Kirsten was "wobbly" at an NYC bar over the weekend. Her rep says that sh...

I don't think Kate Hudson's a bad person, but she is definitely Owen Wilson poison. Since Kate and Owen broke up (again) and she's taken up, quite publicly, with Lance Armstrong, Owen's been having a rough time. He was spotted partying at a bar in Philadelphia (where he's filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston) recently. "Owen looked pretty upset," says a source. "He was drinking and sulking until last call." Owen, baby. You know you shouldn't be drinking. Get your ass sober again a...