Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Christina Aguilera Rocks the Vote to Sleep

When Christina Aguilera's not busy getting totally fucking wasted at any number of LA hotspots, she's filming PSAs with her baby son, Max. In the new broadcast ad, set to debut later this summer, Aguilera sings a lullaby of "America the Beautiful" to her son, who was born in January. The Grammy winner said she didn't think twice about putting her son in the spot because it's "inevitable that he will be subjected to some amount of press," so it might as well be channeled into a good cause. "This election in...

50 Cent House Fire Deemed “Suspicious”

So I guess Fitty has been fighting with his ex-girlfriend about some huge house they own in Long Island. The girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, claims Fitty promised it to her, but now he's kicking her out along with the couple's 10-year-old son. So ... when the house was burnt down early on Friday morning, authorities started asking questions. You know, I don't think this fire was set on purpose, because there were six people inside, some of whom suffered injuries from smoke inhalation. The...

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to Marry Tonight?

That's what the NY Post is reporting. And I really couldn't care less, except apparently Denise Richards knows all about it, since her girls are part of the wedding, and a source says that "she may even crash the event with a camera crew." Oh, man. That would be amazing. Also, Brooke is reportedly already pregnant, although of course no one will confirm that. Pregnancy before marriage: so hot right now....

MMMPop!

Zac Hanson's wife, Kate, had the couple's first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson. And I don't really care at all, but I thought up that headline like a year ago and I've been waiting for a chance to use it. I knew one of those shaggy-haired people would sire another child eventually. Zac's only 22. The middle Hanson, Taylor, at age 25, already has three fucking kids. And Isaac's expecting his second kiddo next month. And just for nostalgia, here's the MMMBop video. /> Zac Hanson's wife, Kate, had the couple's first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson. And I don't really care at all, but I thought up that headline like a year ago and I've been waiting for a chance to use it. I knew one of those shaggy-haired people would sire another child eventually. Zac's only 22. The middle Hanson, Taylor, at age 25, already has three fucking kids. And Isaac's expecting his second kiddo next month. And just for nostalgia, here's the MMMBop video. ...