Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton Says She’s Too Perfect For Botox

paris hilton Please try and hold your laughter until the end, guys, cos this one's a doozy. I think it's probably pretty safe to assume that Paris Hilton has undergone a number of cosmetic surgery procedures in the past decade or two, right? We don't question it or think anything about it, it's just one of those eternal facts and it is what it is. But Paris wants you to know that she doesn't NEED anything done to make her look good, because even her dermatologist told her that she's already perfect. Fr...

Lenny Kravitz Is Still Committed To Leather Pants

lenny kravitz Look, while you might assume that having your pants split right down the middle and your dick falling out while you're on stage performing would be a deal breaker between a performer and his leather pants, you'd be wrong. Lenny Kravitz is a rock star, and having his junk tumble through the seams of his badly sewn pants isn't going to keep him from his most prized piece of clothing, so forget about it. From TMZ: Our sources say, Lenny was privately horrified his penis made a grand entrance durin...

Nick Gordon Gave Bobbi Kristina A “Toxic Cocktail”, Says Lawsuit

nick gordon bobbi kristina A new lawsuit was filed against Nick Gordon on Friday, alleging that he gave Bobbi Kristina Brown a "toxic cocktail" of drugs that ultimately led to the 22-year-old's death late last month. Nick has been in the firing line for a while now, and much of Bobbi's family believes that Nick was abusive and a thief, robbing her of thousands of dollars and basically being a total jerk. But did he have a hand in Bobbi's death? That's what the lawsuit's claiming and what a judge will have to determine. ...

Here’s What Kim Kardshian Is Naming Her Second Child

kim kardashian The world pretty much laughed hilariously when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West announced that they had named their first child, a little girl, "North West". It was so obvious and ridiculous in a way that only they could be, and now it just... fits. North - or Nori, if you dare - is adorable and none of us really think too much about her name these days. But now that Kim is expecting again, everyone wants to know what the newest Kardashian/West child will be called. The Daily Mail thinks they've go...

Miley Cyrus MTV VMA Promo Begins… And It’s Terrifying

miley header I "got", at least in an abstract sense, when Miley Cyrus started losing her damn mind, getting naked at every opportunity, twerking, and generally making an ass of herself. She was trying to shun the goody two-shoes Hannah Montana vibe she'd been plagued with from her Disney days and to prove that she's now a grown ass woman who's anything but sweet and innocent. While she went about it in somewhat of a terrible way, I have to support her on a base level because why shouldn't an adult woman be allow...

Daily Reminder: The Rock Is The Best Human Being Ever

the rock I probably mention roughly 2-3 times a week just how much I love The Rock - and I mean in my real life, not online. I just think he's so precious and such a decent human being and the world could use more people like him. He's kind and caring, hilarious, and really goofy and I just want to give him a giant hug for being such a sweetie. This week, he's endeared himself to me even more by posting the picture above - an old school photo of himself as a 16-year-old boy... who looked basically li...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_160999" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Mariah+Carey[caption id="attachment_160999" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Mariah Carey and her boobs get a Hollywood star.[/caption] We're back with more Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! It's kind of a slow week for fashion (AGAIN), but there should be enough for you to sink your fashion teeth into. (Fashion teeth? IDK just go with it...?) So take a look and tell us, who do you think has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week? Do tell!   Whoa there, Tyra Banks. It's li...