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Paula Patton finally filed for divorce from Robin Thicke

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Praise the Lord, y’all – it’s truly a day for even the non-religious among us to be thankful to a higher power, because Paula Patton has FINALLY filed for divorce from scumbag husband Robin Thicke. They’ve been separated since February, but Paula decided to stew and let Robin humiliate himself for a few months before finally filing the paperwork earlier this month.

From People:

There are no blurred lines about it: Paula Patton has officially filed for divorce from her husband Robin Thicke.

Patton – who married Thicke in 2005 – cited “irreconcilable differences” in papers filed in Los Angeles on Oct. 3 and is asking for joint custody of their son, Julian Fuego, 4.

Personally, I don’t think Robin is particularly fit to be around children on his own – especially with his recent behaviour – but I guess they can work that one out for themselves.

Selena Gomez, take note – even if it takes years, you can eventually love yourself (or at the very least, respect yourself) enough to get rid of the shitbags in your life.

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Adele still makes £80,000 a day despite her last album being 4 years old


Adele is RICH. Like really, really rich, thanks to the success of her last album, 21. Which, by the way, is four years old at this point (can you believe it?!). However, despite the fact that she hasn’t toured or done much of of anything at all in the past couple of years, professionally speaking, she still makes a whopping £80,000 PER DAY. That’s the equivalent of about $128k, by the way.

From HeatWorld:

The record earned her £54million the 22 months up until December 2013 through her companies Melted Stone and Melted Stone Publishing.

Melted Stone made £30million over 14 months up until April 2013 with another £8million throughout the rest of the year and Adele paid herself a dividend of £5.2million in the second half of 2013 with a salary of £5.6million in the first half and £2.86million in the latest accounting period.

Her company Melted Stone Publishing made £14.4million and between them the two firms made £13.1 million profit which is a nice little sum for Adele to keep under her bed.

That’s… insane. And I need Adele to cut me a check real quick. No wonder she’s not in a hurry to release her next album!


Chelsea Handler exposed her left breast to promote an interview

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Chelsea Handler is going to be doing an interview with Dave Grohl on Sirius XM on Monday, and she really, really wants people to listen. Like, so much so that she’ll show you her entire left breast if that’ll make a difference at all. Chelsea posted the photo, in which she appears sitting on a motorbike next to three friends, on Twitter. I’ll throw it below the cut for those of you at work.

So uh, tune in to Chelsea’s Town Hall on Monday?

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Jessica Chastain used to get called “ugly” every day

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Jessica Chastain is undoubtedly a beautiful woman, but it seems her peers didn’t always think so. Like many kids, she was bullied a lot for her appearance and was apparently called ugly every day, as she revealed in a new interview with Glamour.

“[As a child] I was told every day at school that I was ugly. And that no one wanted to be my friend. The most cruel things. If I can do anything to help young girls and to be a cheerleader for people who sometimes have low self-esteem, I want to do that.”

Chastain also admitted that she was happy not to have grown up in the Hollywood spotlight:

“I would have been a disaster…if I was 19 and I had the attention that I’m getting now. I would have just said stupid things. I would have partied more. All these expensive dinners and people giving me champagne? All these stupid things that we criticize 19-year-olds for doing when they’re famous, I would have done.”

Ha, good point. Who wouldn’t get involved in that stupid shit? At least it all seems to have worked out for her now!

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Amanda Bynes went crazy and clawed a fan in NYC

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Amanda Bynes is currently off her meds and haunting New York City with her bizarre behaviour, and it seems things took an even stranger (and violent) turn on Monday night at an event held at the Gilded Lily nightclub in Chelsea, where she apparently went crazy on a fan who got too close.

From TMZ:

Multiple sources tell TMZ … Amanda showed up by herself to an event at the Gilded Lily nightclub Monday night in Chelsea. We’re told she was dancing alone, wearing sunglasses and keeping to herself … until random people started taking photos.

At first, Amanda was just yelling at the fans … but we’re told she finally snapped on one woman who claims Bynes spun toward her violently, scratching her neck and arms. Despite the alleged attack … the woman tells us she’s still a fan and doesn’t plan to press charges.

There are pictures of the fan’s injuries at the source, and they are pretty visible. No idea what the hell made her go violent, but if she’s losing it like that on a fan and she’s still walking around unmedicated, it’s only a matter of time before someone gets more seriously hurt, I feel. Countdown to her next 5150 hold starts now…

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The Daily Links

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Misha Collins and William Shatner are actually funny together [Socialite Life]

It seems wrong to see Mark Wahlberg and Amanda Seyfried kissing [Lainey Gossip]

Lea Michele brings you her ass in tight pants [Popoholic]

Kimberley Garner is looking very tan, very lacy [Moe Jackson]

Is that really Charlie XCX braless in a see-through top? Okay! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Amanda Bynes says she’s engaged but no one knows to whom [Celebslam]

Helen Flanagan is still happy to get naked for magazines [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Are Prince William and Kate Middleton headed to New York City? [I'm Not Obsessed]

‘The Walking Dead’ has been renewed for a sixth season [The Blemish]

Scarlett Johansson will be in an Edith Wharton novel-turned-miniseries [The Frisky]

Oh dear, this romantic hot air balloon ride ended in disaster [Romance Beat]

I guess we’re still not tired of seeing Paris Hilton naked [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Kim Kardashian swears she hasn’t forgotten about North West [PopBytes]

Natalie Dormer can’t help if she smirks all the time [Celebitchy]

Why is Jennifer Garner constantly showing her Spanx? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Taylor Swift knows just how to play the fame game [ICYDK]

Oh dear, Ed Sheeran‘s new video features slow dancing [Celebuzz]

Why is Jessica Simpson‘s husband wearing lace underwear on his face? [TooFab]

Chris Hemsworth really likes drinking Dos Equis [Socialite Life]

Something’s going wrong with Jennifer Lopez‘s new TV show already [Lainey Gossip]

Alyssa Barbara in lingerie in black and white is a good thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Emily Blunt is looking all kinds of stunning, isn’t she? [Popoholic]

Ariana Grande is making an effort to pretend she loves her fans [Moe Jackson]

Candice Swanepoel accidentally slipped a nipple on set [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Let’s honour Matt Damon‘s birthday by looking at his hottest moments [theBERRY]

This is why Aziz Ansari considers himself to be a feminist [The Frisky]

Did Justin Bieber punch (another) photographer? [PopBytes]

Did Khloe Kardashian get butt implants now, too? Looks that way! [Celebitchy]

Is Demi Lovato channeling Kylie Jenner? Seems like [Celebuzz]

Nothing to see, just Nicole Scherzinger being beautiful again [Celebslam]

Matt Bomer has a suggestion for how you can make his birthday better [Socialite Life]

Bradley Cooper‘s hair has been doing crazy things lately [Lainey Gossip]

These are the 9 most expensive rock t-shirts of all times [theBERRY]

Lil Jon and Lena Dunham want to convince you to vote [The Blemish]

Thank god Sarah Hyland was granted a restraining order [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kylie Jenner is releasing her own line of hair extensions

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It seems as though Kylie Jenner has left her dreams of becoming the next Katy Perry behind and has instead ventured into a world in which she’s much more comfortable: hair extensions. She’ll be releasing her own line of extensions with the clip-in extension brand Bellami Hair.

She announced the news via her Instagram page, saying:

“Kylie Hair Kouture coming soon….sooo excited follow @bellamihair for more details!”

Ugh, Kylie Hair Kouture? Give over with the K names already – it’s so tacky. Even tackier than clip in hair extensions released by a celebrity in general. She needs to do a collaboration with MAC – now THAT would sell like hotcakes and make them both tons more money that they don’t actually need.

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