Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan has a crazy stalker of her own

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Crazy tends to beget more crazy, and that’s definitely what’s going on with Lindsay Lohan and her insane stalker, who has apparently been sending her thousands of messages online and attempting to get to her while she’s rehearsing for Speed-the-Plow (do people still rehearse one the show has already started? Seems bizarre, but okay!).

From The Daily Mail:

An alleged stalker is accused of bombarding Lindsay Lohan with more than 1,000 messages and punching a bouncer who barred him from seeing her rehearse for her West End comeback.

Daniel Vorderwulbecke will face trial over the altercation at London’s Playhouse Theatre, where the Hollywood star made her stage debut last month in David Mamet’s satire Speed-The-Plow.

It is claimed the 37-year-old, who goes by names including King Lionheart and DJ Dan Cortez, sent Miss Lohan thousands of text messages.

He also claims to speak to the actress personally and through social media every day, a court heard.

Today he was bailed to the specialist Gordon Hospital for mental health patients in Pimlico, central London, where specialists will prepare a psychiatric report ahead of his trial.

His lawyer, Patrick McGovern, said he was probably ‘unfit to plead’ due to his mental health. It is not known what condition Vorderwulbecke is reported to have.

It is claimed Vorderwulbecke stalked Miss Lohan for seven weeks between July and September this year by bombarding her with threats in person and through ‘various communication devices’ including Instagram.

More on this weirdo (including pictures) at the source, but can we just discuss for a second what in the actual fuck is going on in the world? Left and right, celebrities are having to get restraining orders or call the cops on insane fans who are stalking them or breaking into their houses and whatnot. I know this isn’t a new phenomenon, but it is an increasingly regular one, and that’s a bit concerning. Are there more and more crazy people in the world? Jesus.

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Joan Rivers autopsy results revealed

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We know Joan Rivers died as a result of something that went on during her throat surgery at a New York City clinic, but now the official results of the autopsy have been revealed, and they shed a bit more light on what actually happened that day.

From TMZ:

Joan Rivers died because she went into hypoxic arrest during her throat procedure … cutting off oxygen to her brain — but the medical examiner is calling it a “predictable complication.”

The New York City Office of Chief Medical Examiner released its findings today, revealing that Joan was sedated with Propofol during the procedure.

The investigation also revealed Joan had the procedure to evaluate changes in her voice and to deal with acid reflux.

Joan suffered brain damage due to lack of oxygen.

As for the “predictable complication” … it appears the Examiner is saying her cause of death is simply a risk associated with either anesthesia, the procedure, or both.

While I understand that she was old and therefore a high risk patient to begin with, that still doesn’t clear the people at the clinic from doing an unauthorised biopsy and all of that shit. Is that not when she went into hypoxic arrest? I still think an investigation needs to be done here – especially considering employees were taking selfies with her unconscious body – but I think the conclusion will end up being that it was just her time to go.

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Kim Kardashian needs to go on a diet

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No, I’m not being awful – Kim Kardashian has just been fishing for compliments again by proclaiming how much she needs to change her diet all over Twitter because I guess she’s addicted to sugar. Aren’t we all? It’s a bitch. But Kim is ready to tackle the issue head on: she’s going to watch a documentary on sugar addiction and ask her Twitter followers for fitness and diet advice so she can get rid of her fat ass!



For someone who has such big body issues and is constantly chuntering on about how she needs to lose weight and get her life back on track, she sure does like to get naked/show it off a lot. It’s all for attention, of course, just like everything else this sad woman does, but whatever…

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Kendra Wilkinson is going back and forth over divorcing Hank Baskett

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett have a pretty fucked up relationship, especially when you consider that he cheated on her with a transsexual model and then she turned around and said he treats her like gold. Well, apparently she’s not all that convinced of that and is thinking about divorcing him – she’s just not sure yet, and it’ll probably take her until the season finale of her reality show to figure it out, I’d imagine.

The 29-year-old reality star – whose embattled marriage to Hank Baskett is currently playing out on WE TV’s Kendra on Top – is not entirely convinced that she should stay with the father of her son, Hank IV, 5, and daughter Alijah Mary, 5 months, a source tells PEOPLE.

When it comes to filing for divorce from the man who allegedly cheated with a transexual model while Wilkinson was pregnant, “Kendra goes back and forth,” the source says. “Everything is unraveling, it seems.”

Uh… okay. What’s there to go back and forth about? Once again, here’s another woman who needs to LOVE HERSELF. Stop doing shit to get money from your TV show and think about your self-respect and your CHILD.

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Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the 2015 Oscars

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Neil Patrick Harris has already done the Tony Awards, and now he’s taking his on-stage schtick to the Oscars, where he’ll host the ceremony in 2015. Yay!

“We are thrilled to have Neil host the Oscars,” said producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron in a statement. “We have known him his entire adult life, and we have watched him explode as a great performer in feature films, television and stage. To work with him on the Oscars is the perfect storm, all of his resources and talent coming together on a global stage.”

“It is truly an honor and a thrill to be asked to host this year’s Academy Awards,” Harris said in a statement. “I grew up watching the Oscars and was always in such awe of some of the greats who hosted the show. To be asked to follow in the footsteps of Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Ellen DeGeneres, and everyone else who had the great fortune of hosting is a bucket list dream come true.”

This is good news – he’s got great personality and really keeps things moving. Sure, the ceremonies tend to be snooze fests anyway, but he makes them slightly less painful.

What do you think? Is NPH a good choice?

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Halle Berry says Gabriel Aubry is a deadbeat living off her child support payments

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Oh snap. Halle Berry is currently paying former boyfriend and baby daddy Gabriel Aubry a cool $16,000 per month towards taking care of their daughter Nahla, of whom he has part-time custody. However, Halle has gone to court to ask a judge to cut those payments down since Gabriel is apparently a deadbeat who is living entirely off Halle’s money.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned … Berry filed legal docs asking the judge in their custody case to reduce her monthly child support obligation from $16,000 a month to just over $3,000 a month.

Halle claims in her legal docs … Gabriel has stopped working and is content to live off of the child support, and that’s an abuse of the system.

She notes Gabriel is perfectly capable of getting a job … and by reducing the support it will allow 6-year-old Nahla to live a comfortable life … supplemented by his income.

Halle and Gabriel have joint custody … each has the kid around 50% of the time.

We contacted Gabriel’s rep … so far, no word back.

Not feeling deadbeats of any kind. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that anyone at any point decided that a child would ever need $16,000 a month in care, anyway. Even if you were taking them to restaurants every night (which… no) and buying them new clothes every month, it would not total anywhere near that amount of money. No wonder he’s living large.

He needs to get a job, though, and the child support SHOULD be cut down – not only to prevent him from living the easy life, but because NO CHILD NEEDS THAT MUCH CARE, especially not when she’s only with him 50% of the time anyway.

Stephen Collins is an “overall good guy”, says ’7th Heaven’ co-star

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Stephen Collins may have molested and exposed himself to several underage girls and fantasized about having sex with his own child in his time, but he’s an “overall good guy”… this according to his former 7th Heaven co-star Kyle Searles. If you have no idea who in the hell that is, you’re not alone – apparently he played a character called Mac for three years, so go figure.

Former 7th Heaven cast member Kyle Searles told PEOPLE that Collins, 67, was an “overall good guy” and not an “overly private person who would lead you to believe he was capable of such things that came out recently.”

Searles, who played Mac from 2004 to 2007 on the WB drama that starred Collins as a minister and married father of seven children, said he felt compelled to speak on the actor’s behalf because “it’s important for everybody to know the type of person he was prior to anything coming out.”

I’m sorry, but WHY is it important, exactly? So if, say, someone goes out and brutally murders someone, but they’re totally nice and pleasant when you meet them a few years later, does that mean they weren’t guilty and in need of prosecution? Give me a break, loser.

Stephen Collins – and anyone else who exposes himself and/or otherwise becomes sexually involved with a child is not an “overall good” person. They’re disgusting, sick, perverse… nowhere on that list will you find a positive adjective. What planet is Kyle Searles living on? Hopefully he’s getting some acting roles there, because he sure isn’t on this one.

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