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Kelly Clarkson releases new single ‘Heartbeat Song’

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Kelly Clarkson has been out of the spotlight for a while – she’s been busy hanging out with her baby and yes, preparing for her comeback. The first step of that comeback is to release a new single, which she’s done with ‘Heartbeat Song’.

On first listen, I must admit, this is fucking awful. However, Kelly has been known to make some jams in her day (looking at you forever, ‘Since U Been Gone’) so maybe there are better things to come, or maybe this one’s a grower or something.

What do you think? Are you excited for a Kelly Clarkson comeback?

Also, here’s the adorable teaser she put up for the song a few days ago, before the full track was out:


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5 people got shot at a Chris Brown concert

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Chris Brown was performing at something called a “Capricorn Bash” birthday party at a nightclub in San Jose, California on Saturday night, when suddenly… Shit Went Down. Basically, five people got shot (all are expected to live) and Chris – who was mid-singing when the shots broke out – had a rather bizarre reaction:


Can I just say, if I heard gunshots mere yards from where I stood, I’d have been out of there so fast, your head would spin. I mean, he just flinches and looks on? Though I guess that’s standard when you’re a hardcore gangbanger and all.

Also, side note, but it seems all Chris can book these days is nightclub appearances… Why are people still paying to see this shithead?

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The Daily Links

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Thank God Scott Disick‘s Instagram account exists, right? [Socialite Life]

In case you forgot, Cindy Crawford has a doppelganger [Celebslam]

What the hell has happened to Jennette McCurdy lately? [Moe Jackson]

Jennifer Lopez had the best golden globes there are – giggidy? [Popoholic]

If you ever wanted to see Lena Dunham topless, here’s your chance [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Matt Kemp is about to be somebody’s father [ICYDK]

Oh great, Kim Kardashian is talking about her fertility problems on TV [I'm Not Obsessed]

Miley Cyrus stripped down to look at a rainbow [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Liam Neeson does prank calls in his ‘Taken’ voice [The Blemish]

There are some pretty amazing musicians going on tour this year [theBERRY]

People are kind of upset about TLC’s ‘My Husband’s Not Gay’ show [Romance Beat]

The Amy Poehler and Tina Fey bit on Bill Cosby at the Golden Globes was so good [The Frisky]

Brangelina actually had an LA wedding before their French one [Celebitchy]

Nothing like a little Rose McGowan in a see-through dress to start your week [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Matthew McConaughey has officially become a mountain man [Socialite Life]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are very artist and deep [Moe Jackson]

Apparently Miley Cyrus thinks she’s Elvis now [Popoholic]

Kate Winslet wore a bathing suit, remained beautiful [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Chris Hemsworth thinks his hotness is on the decline [ICYDK]

Jennifer Garner eats pizza! Stars: they’re just like us! [I'm Not Obsessed]

You can’t blame Tobey Maguire for checking out a woman’s ass [The Blemish]

Heidi Klum will spend all her vacations topless, thank you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Jenna Marbles reveals Kylie Jenner‘s lip secrets! [theBERRY]

Joaquin Phoenix lied about his engagement on Letterman [Romance Beat]

Sia did a video with Shia LaBeouf and it’s as weird as you’d expect [The Frisky]

Let’s all pay more attention to Tom Hiddleston [Celebitchy]

We finally have a photo of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s daughter Wyatt!

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Mila Kunis gave birth to her first child with Ashton Kutcher back in October, but so far, the details about the little one have been pretty minimal. It’s a little girl, and her name is Wyatt Isabelle. And now we have pictures! Pictures, I say!

Some Twitter user with the handle @cyruskstew posted the above photos, though it’s unclear how they got a hold of them in the first place, and it’s worth mentioning that Twitter has since removed them, probably because, you know, they weren’t made to be a professional photoshoot.

She is adorable, for sure, though – It’s hard to tell which of her parents she looks more like just yet, but she is cute, don’t you think?

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Justin Bieber threatens to sue over his small dick pictures

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Last week, a site called Breathe Heavy apparently got a hold of some photos showing Justin Bieber before and after Photoshopping for his new Calvin Klein campaign. The comparison was hilarious – in the final product, his biceps were enlarged, his stomach chiseled more and most notably, his dick was made bigger. As in… it was doubled in size.

Of course, this did not go over very well with JB himself, whose manhood was gravely insulted. He immediately sprung into action, threatening a lawsuit which caused the site to retract the before pics. Here’s what they posted:

Team Bieber sent BreatheHeavy a cease and desist letter because of the alleged un-retouched Calvin Klein photo we posted, asking we remove the picture in question as well as provide a retraction.

Because BreatheHeavy is not about making anyone feel bad or intentionally stirring the pot (and are definitely not here for lawsuits), we shall retract the story per request.

Bieber denies the photo is real, and I respect that and will believe him.

SMH, right, right… Bieber also had his personal trainer give a statement on how big his junk is. Here’s what Patrick Nilsson, a grown ass man, actually told Access Hollywood:

“I can definitely confirm that he is a well-endowed guy,” Patrick told Access, explaining that Justin’s junk was not massaged or touched by Photoshop.

“I sound weird saying that, but yes,” he continued, not explaining how he discovered this juicy bit of personal Biebs info.

Wow. I must say, there’s no easier way to spot a dude with a small dick than by seeing a man so hell bent on proving just how big his is. Way to go, Bieber – you’ve just convinced everyone you’ve got a Lil’ Smokie in your shorts (and now I want to vomit even typing that).

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Beyonce is probably (possibly?) pregnant with her second child (for real this time)

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Beyonce can’t just do shit like a normal person, ever. She dropped her self-titled album without notice, she announced her first pregnancy with Blue Ivy while performing at the MTV VMAs… you get the drift. So why should we expect any more (less?) from Bey than to possibly announce a second pregnancy via an Instagram photo of herself at the beach, buried in sand with a giant belly?

There was no official announcement made (of course) and the photo didn’t even have a caption, but people are seriously losing their shit over this. The comments section is a madhouse you don’t even want to gaze upon lest it send you to your nearest insane asylum. I suppose we’ll have to wait and see if another Jay-Z/Beyonce offspring materializes.

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On another note, how delicious does this cake Blue Ivy had look? SOMEONE BRING ME THAT CAKE!

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2015 Golden Globes Fashion Post

Allow me to introduce you to Conchita Wurst, who held nothing back.

Allow me to introduce you to Conchita Wurst, who held nothing back.

It’s heeeeeere! The Golden Globes have arrived, and with it, celebrity fashion! So it’s time to take a peek at who wore what (and in some cases, why). I want you guys to help me out. Go through the looks and tell me who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the night!

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First, let’s take a look at our hosts for the evening, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I’m not really sure what the hell is going on with either of them. I like the color of Ms. Poehler’s gown, but that’s about it. It looks almost too casual for the event. Fey’s is fancy enough, but oh man, it’s just weird. It’s like a cake that deflated in the oven. Sorry, ladies.

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