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Is Taylor Swift back with Harry Styles, or is she actually with Karlie Kloss?

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The Internet’s collective head vaguely exploded on Thursday because two “bombshells” (i.e. misleading photos) hit the web and now everyone wants to know the answer to a very important question: WHO IS TAYLOR SWIFT BANGING? There are two possible routes we can go here. Let’s explore them both.

Theory 1: Taylor is back with Harry Styles

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This picture is from the other night and basically everyone is going nuts because LOOK AT HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST AND LOOK HOW SHE’S LEANING INTO HIM AND WE ALL KNOW EVERY SONG ON 1989 IS ABOUT HIM ANYWAY SO ARE THEY DOING IT OR WHAT???

Ahem. I mean, you know. Look, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are NEVER going to work long term. He’s a playboy (and also rumoured to be gay/in a long-term relationship with his One Direction bandmate Liam, in a coupling known as “Larry” online – seriously, fans are HARDCORE about this shit) and is with someone different every week. Taylor is the “good girl” and wants stability and cute kittens and the simple but glamourous life. They don’t work in any sense… but maybe that’s why they do. Opposite attract, as they say, and maybe they just can’t stay away from each other whenever they meet up. Or maybe it’s just a picture.

But this picture is complicated, because then we have this, also from this week…

Theory 2: Taylor is having a relationship with BFF Karlie Kloss

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The picture is blurry, sure, but it seems as though BFFs Taylor and model Karlie Kloss are… a little more than friends. Another bystander claimed they were just “talking”, but that does look pretty intimate… though perhaps that’s just wishful thinking. The issue that makes it hard to determine is that apparently young girls go on with each other like this – holding hands, cuddling, basically a bunch of relationship shit that stops just short of actually having sex. Are they making out? Are they together? If so, how does Karlie feel about Taylor hanging all over Harry in the above photo? Or do they have an open relationship and she’s in on it?

Here’s a zoom of the kissing if you’re interested:

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THERE IS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT, HERE.

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Never cross Taylor Swift or you’ll be sorry

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Taylor Swift has been performing for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for a couple of years now and while some models didn’t think she was really right for the job since she’s isn’t conventionally sexy, she’s still there and giving a big f-you to anyone who doesn’t like her.

In fact, according to some reports, Taylor got back at her greatest detractor, model Jessica Hart, who said publicly that Taylor “didn’t fit” in with the Victoria’s Secret crowd, but “bless her heart”, anyway. Taylor apparently got Hart fired from this year’s Fashion Show in the ultimate act of revenge.

From The New York Daily News:

“It’s not been announced that Jessica is not walking, but it was a direct request from Taylor that this be the case if she were to go,” one well-placed Victoria’s Secret insider tells Confidenti@l. “No one can know that Taylor requested Ms. Hart not be in the show. They want to keep that under wraps, but that’s the facts.”

Our source says that behind closed doors the singer gave Hart a Swift kick in her perfectly sculpted butt. Taylor had her team remove the Australian stunner from the spectacular show during talks that again landed Swift the coveted gig at the event.

Huh. Victoria’s Secret have denied this, of course, and said that Hart is still working with them and did a campaign with them a few months back. Go figure. I don’t think this is true at all, of course, but it is a juicy little story, in any case. LOL to Taylor a) being so vengeful and b) so powerful. Riiiiight.

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Young celebrities are richer than ever

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Forbes released their annual list of the highest earning celebrities under the age of 30 this week, and perhaps unsurprisingly, they’re mostly all pop stars. They base the list off of their Celebrity 100 list and research they gathered to put that one together, so without further ado, prepare to cry yourself to sleep over your stack of student loans and leftover Thanksgiving food tonight as you realize just how much money these young people have and how much you (we) don’t:

1. Justin Bieber, age 20, $80 million
2. One Direction, average age 21, $75 million
3. Taylor Swift, age 24, $64 million
4. Bruno Mars, age 29, $60 million
5. Rihanna, age 26, $48 million
6. Miley Cyrus, age 21, $36 million
7. Jennifer Lawrence, age 24, $34 million
8. Lady Gaga, age 28, $33 million
9. Avicii, age 25, $28 million
10. Skrillex, age 26, $18 million

Please tell me how on God’s green earth SKRILLEX made $18 million. Like, how is that just? How is it even possible? My mind is blown. Avicii is another surprise. I know people were nuts about ‘Wake Me Up’ and ‘Hey, Brother’… but $28 million worth of crazy? I mean, damn.

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Taylor Swift dresses for girls, not boys

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I don’t know that anyone would, by any stretch of the imagination, refer to Taylor Swift as a fashion plate or anything of the sort. She’s incredibly tall and thin, making her a great vessel for great clothes, and she always looks nice in what she wears, but she’s not presenting us with groundbreaking fashion or anything. Still, ASOS magazine, put out by the fashion retailer of the same name, seems to think she’s a worthy candidate for their cover and they’ve brought us one of the tackiest photoshoots I’ve seen in ages. Seriously – what in 1970s discotheque hell?

Photos aside, the feature also has an interview in which Taylor insists that she’s never dressing up for boys with what she wears and in fact she’s more concerned with what her girlfriends think:

“When I’m getting dressed, it’s always based on what my friends will think. They are my number one priority and the opinions of girls are more important to me at this point in my life.”

Well, it’s good that she’s not dressing for boys, but how about only dressing for YOURSELF? Girls can be judgmental as shit, as well, even your “friends”, so the best way to ensure that you’re looking and feeling your best is to wear what YOU feel most comfortable and confident in. Then again, I get that this quote is just furtherance of her “Girls rule, boys drool” message she seems to be pushing in the past couple of years, so I guess I’ll give her a pass for now.

Enjoy the rest of these hot mess pictures!

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Katy Perry tried to sic Diplo on Taylor Swift

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One of the biggest mysteries in life, to me, is why people are so damn corny. For instance, why do grown ass adults – adults who are rich and famous and have far better things to worry about than petty “feuds” with former friends & fellow artists, you would think – waste their time on stupid childhood bullying shit?

Case in point: We all know Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are no longer buddies, but instead of just making sly remarks to each other on Twitter, Katy’s taken it one step further by having her possible boyfriend Diplo tweet out nasty shit about her, like that he was starting a Kickstarter to buy Taylor an ass. Uh… okay, cornball.

Like, LOL I guess, but you’re a grown ass man. Whether or not Katy put him up to it (and y’all know I am a not-so-closeted KatyCat, so I hate to think this of my Queen), Diplo needs to reevaluate his life and consider the fact that he’s sending bullying tweets to Taylor Swift, whose album has sold more in one week than anything he’s ever worked on will do in his lifetime. While I’m sure Taylor’s not phased by the shade, it’s really pathetic that this is what this dude spends his time on. Not here for it.

Also, cool insult. It’s totally not stupid and fucked up to criticize a woman’s body at all. After all, Taylor Swift exists for your viewing pleasure, and if you want her to have an ass, she should have one! Just please, no one tell him that his girlfriend doesn’t really have one, either… I’ve always thought Diplo was a bit of a dickhead, but now I’m sure of it. BYE.

UPDATE!!!!! Lorde weighs in on Diplo’s “tiny penis”:


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Taylor Swift goes psycho in ‘Blank Space’ video

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Taylor Swift‘s 1989 is probably the best pop album of the year, maybe the past two years (at least). Seriously, it’s that good. I pretty much love every song on the album, save for Welcome to New York, but that’s just because I’ve lived there for 13 years and that doe-eyed naivité thing about it hasn’t been my bag for over a decade. But that’s neither here nor there! What’s important is that this album is FULL of hits, so she can ride on this one for a long while.

Her new single, ‘Blank Space’, is supposed to be an homage to the psycho alter-ego the press seems to report of her when she’s in a relationship/just ending a relationship. TayTay likes to have fun, so she played on that for the music video, which leaked a day early (oopsies!) and had been watched by a zillion people before anyone realised they weren’t supposed to have seen it yet. Ah, well.

I’m not a fan of music videos in general – I prefer to just listen to the damn song and I don’t need a visual to go along with it – but as these things go, this is a lot of fun and I ain’t mad at it, as they say. I mean, if brought us faces like these:

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That can’t be a bad thing. What do you think of ‘Blank Space’ and the video?

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Taylor Swift is still messed up from her relationship with Harry Styles

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We’re all pretty much on the same page that most of the songs on 1989 are about Harry Styles, right? Taylor Swift has admitted that her relationship with him – which ended back in January 2013 – was the last relationship she actually had, and ever since then she’s actually sworn off dating and plans to spend the rest of her life alone. Given that it’s nearly 2 years after the fact and she’s still feeling this way, there’s only one conclusion: he really fucked her up good and proper.

From Cosmopolitan UK:

Singing about the ‘daydream James Dean look’ in his eyes and how they will ‘never go out of style’, it couldn’t be more obviously (or sweetly) about One Direction’s Harry Styles. Not that she’ll be going back there… “I’ve learnt that just because someone is cute and wants to date you, that’s not a reason to sacrifice your independence and allow everyone to say whatever they want about you. I’m not doing that anymore.”

In fact she’s done with dating full stop for now, declaring: “It’d take someone really special for me to undergo the circumstances I have to go through to experience a date. I don’t know how I would ever have another person in my world trying to have a relationship with me, or a family. The best answer I can come up with now is ‘go at it alone. Life can be romantic without having a romance. I’m very attracted to how happy I am now.”

Well, obviously Taylor is still really young and it’s way too soon to say something so definite. However, I do think it’s incredibly difficult to have a successful relationship when you’re in the industry like she is. How could she? She’s constantly touring, being interviewed, having to meet fans, traveling around the world… it’s not really conducive to a loving and fulfilling relationship. Eventually, she’ll probably have to choose.

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