Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Spencer Pratt

Nobody Stays Married These Days

Heidi Montag has filed for a divorce from Spencer Pratt. Can you believe it? You should, because it's been a long time coming. And being the fame whore he is, Spencer Pratt went straight...

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“I want every kind of press,” he says. “She [Heidi] believes in bad press. There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully...

Guess Who Wants Even Bigger Tits?

The unoriginal Tits McGee herself, Heidi Montag. Husband Spencer Pratt speaks to Life & Style magazine and claims that a combination of Heidi’s drive for an uber-plastic bod and...

Kill Your Television … Like, Now.

If this isn’t reality TV Armageddon, then we haven’t seen shit yet, I guess.  Or maybe we have, with this illustrious array of tool-coated shit stinking up prime-time...