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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Let Their Dogs Shit All Over Their Home

‘Cause that’s not fucking disgusting or anything. Jaysus. Some might automatically associate celebrity (even the lowest form of celebrity) with cleanliness or godliness or something, but it’s clear that these two don’t have a clue as to how to manage a career, let alone a hygienic home.

According to Life & Style magazine, the power-couple are collectively hardcore “hoarders,” not so unlike Lindsay Lohan, but instead of hoarding unused expensive shit, they hoard dog shit. And Spencer forces Heidi to clean it up:

The insider shares frightening never-before-seen photos of their actual home far from Hollywood in LA’s Pacific Palisades area. The kitchen and living room are filled with Spencer’s crystals, stacks of his screenplays and junk everywhere. “Their four dogs aren’t housebroken,” an insider tells Life & Style. “They go to the bathroom all over the house. Heidi is sometimes near tears at the dogs’ mess, but Spencer just orders her to pick it up.”

Heidi’s probably used to picking shit up, as it were. Spencer seems rather rabbit-like in his appearance and we all know how those fuckers just drop shit behind them after every sudden movement they happen to make.

Dude, I’ve met people like this. They walk the walk, they talk the talk and wear (and buy) the nicest stuff. You’d think they’ve got it all together, but in reality, they’re a dead mess. Their countertops are stacked with week-old dirty dishes, there’s empty food containers shoved under the sofa and all they have in the fridge is old soy sauce packages — maybe a few duck sauces if they’re lucky. Laundry’s left in piles that one can only decipher clean from dirty by taking a deep whiff of the fabric. Gross, man. Just gross.

I know these two don’t have two brain cells to rub together (and could you imagine the nuclear fallout if they did?), but come on. It’s not so hard to understand that when things start to stink, they should be thrown away.

Spence, you’re going to make some big bucks off of your newest protege, Slimy Salami or whatever Snooki’s ex’s name is, hire a damned maid or something.

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  • That is true…I know some people who have their act 100% together in public and at their profession (and they both have high-powered professions) and they are intellectual, educated, etc. But I clean their house for them and they are not just hoarders, they are DIRTY. There is just filth everywhere; not clutter, FILTH. It’s amazing because if you saw these people at a speaking engagement (of which they have many) or knew them professionally you would have no idea that they live like utter pigs.

  • Just wait until they procreate. People like this should be steralized. And I’m not just talking about the dirty house…I’m talking about in conjunction with all their other problems. STERALIZE.

  • He must be preparing to go down on her inflamed, pus filled open sore, and she on his crusty cock and mangy nut sack.

    • yeah whats up with THAT??

      i dont mind heidi, she is just stupid and has very big boobs-but spencer, cant stand him, he brings nothing to the table, no big boobs no nothing

  • man….that’s why i am happy that we have amazingly, meticulous cats.

    a russian blue and a norwegian forest cat, who are keep & cover their poop in the litter box & who even clean each other.

    also, i thank my lucky stars (especially when watching those gross folks on ‘hoarders’ on tlc) that my boyfriend is a super neat-freak.

    a nasty home is the ever-lovin’ worst.


  • @ evilbetdouche says:
    May 12, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Your mother thinks you are a dull and unimaginative child.



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