By “alright and stuff,” I mean “she hasn’t blown up any small countries” and “she’s never been charged with domestic abuse.” That kind of alright, you know? I’m not saying, like, I want to be her friend or anything, so to those who really, really despise her: please don’t get your panties in a wad.
Palin‘s latest comment with regard to President Obama’s debt talks confuses me. Here:
“I’m excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkies, etc. I’ll enjoy [the fried food] in honor of those who’d rather make us just ‘eat our peas.’ “
Sarah Palin is on her way to the Iowa State Fair, where apparently fried butter (… what the hell?) is a staple. And she’s excited about it, clearly. Anyhoo, the comment of President Obama’s that she’s responding to is this:
“It’s not going to get easier. It’s going to get harder. So we might as well do it now: Pull off the Band-Aid, eat our peas. Now is the time to do it.”
So, um. Can anyone shine some light on this absolute sphincter of a comment from Sarah Palin’s mouth? Am I the only one who has absolutely no clue as to what this all means?
“It makes you want to reach out to some of these folks and say, ‘What’s your problem? And what was the problem? And what is the problem?’ What would make someone be so full of hate? What would make a celebrity, like you saw onscreen, so hate someone that they’d seek their destruction, their death, the death of their children? What would make someone be so full of hate and, I guess, a sense of being threatened that they would want to see that person destroyed?”
Sarah Palin, reaching out and trying to touch those celebrities who have spoken out against her in the past. Like Margaret Cho. And Rosie O’Donnell. Matt Damon. I could go on, but there’s no real reason to revisit 2008.
I get what Sarah’s saying, but that’s going to be with anyone. I know she’s made a serious effort of trying to be a politician in the past, but if girlfriend doesn’t realize that what she’s talking about is EXACTLY the kind of day-to-day stuff a Serious Politician goes through, she’s a little bit more naive than I thought. Likable, yes. Very. But she’s got a bit more to learn of the dark side than I originally assumed.
What would YOU do if Sarah Palin were to emerge and clinch the Republican nomination for 2012?
Since you guys seemed so interested in Sarah Palin‘s fantastical retelling of the tale of Paul Revere, I thought you might be interested in this clip from her appearance on Fox News Sunday. You can talk about American history to your heart’s content in the comments, but for now, I’m just going to rejoice in the fact that this lady is not in charge of my government.
Say what you will about Sarah Palin, but she sure knows her country’s history. Wait, what? She’s just talking more nonsense and I’ve been duped again? Well, you know what they say, fool me once …
But really, Sarah Palin is almost to that sad place where it used to be funny until it just got way pathetic. It’s the same thing that happened with Charlie Sheen – everyone was having a ball before we all remembered that he’s a real person. In a few weeks or months or so, we’re going to have to start being like “hey, that’s enough making fun of Sarah. She has a problem and it’s not funny.”
It’s a good thing we’re not there yet though, because man, does this video make me laugh. Paul Revere, honestly. Oh, Sarah, you just slay me!
At least, I’m fairly certain it’s a “psyche” occasion. I got this tip from a quote by Jane Lynch, Glee‘s Sue Sylvester, in which she said “I’m pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on ‘Glee.’ She’ll perform an original tune I penned: ‘Look at Me, I’m Batshit Crazy.” I mean, I know Jane is usually a really truthful person, but I just can’t imagine the Parents Television Council would allow a word as scandalous as “batshit” in the title of a Glee song, could you?
“You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this – she’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is. … She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone.”
Oh how I would just LOVE to see a Kathy Griffin-Sarah Palin bitchfight erupt. It’d be grand on an epic scale of all holy hell.
A little back story – Griffin said, earlier this year, that her goal over the next twelve months would be to destroy Sarah’s youngest daughter, Willow, because Griffin hates people who hate other people, OK? And though it’d be thoroughly intriguing to find out what kind of menace Kathy could wreak upon the girl, who’s rumored to be a bigoted homophobe, and her life, she’s still a fucking sixteen-year-old girl. And I know – Miley was once a sixteen-year-old girl, too, and sometimes those are the better ages as a person evolves into the devil themselves, but give the kid a chance. She’s a Palin, after all, right? Left to her own devices, she’s sure to self-destruct for awhile at the very least.
Who would win in a celebrity death match between Kathy and Sarah, and what weapons would you like to see be used? (I’m pulling for WMDs, but a little birdie told me that they just. don’t. exist.)
If rihhana has dicided to forgive brown and go back to him,i see no big deal in it.if love is still involve,then they should be together coz they both av every reasons to be happy.
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