0Kris Humphries’ New Girlfriend, Fatmire, Isn’t Really His Girlfriend

From Radar:

Kris Humphries is not at all happy that a “Kim Kardashian look-a-like” he has casually hooked up with a few times is telling the media she’s his girlfriend, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Humphries, who is gearing up for a nasty divorce battle with the real Kardashian, his wife of 72-days, has had his attorney, Lee Hutton,reach out to the woman, Fatmire “Myla” Sinanaj, telling her to stop making those claims — STAT!

As we previously reported Humphries was spotted earlier this week hanging out at the beach in Miami with Sinanaj, but a source close to the situation insists that the two are categorically NOT in a serious relationship.

“Myla and Kris are absolutely not in a relationship,” the source says. “Have they hooked up? Absolutely, and she was pressuring Kris for a commitment, but he has been very honest with her that there was no way that was going to happen… Kris is very much enjoying being single and any girl that claims she is dating him exclusively is lying.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Humphries has no plans on dating anyone until his divorce from the E! reality star is finalized.

“Kris’ attorney called and left messages for Myla on Thursday afternoon,” the source tells RadarOnline.com. “Lee conveyed that he needs to speak to her immediately about the claims she is making regarding Kris’ relationship with her. There are text messages between Kris and Myla which clearly prove that she is lying about being his girlfriend. Kris’ lawyer has also drafted a cease and desist letter that he will be sending to Myla which will also order her to stop making these claims. The timing of Myla making these claims is wreaking havoc on his upcoming divorce proceedings, because he will most certainly be asked about dating her during his upcoming deposition.”

Myla, who was branded a “Kim Kardashian look-a-like” because of her curvy figure and brunette locks, is not happy about just being branded a hook-up by Kris though and is eager for a committed relationship.

“Myla is very upset with Kris for not wanting an exclusive relationship. However, Kris was honest with her from the beginning and it’s very likely that he won’t be seeing her anymore now,” the source says. “There are always going to be girls that are looking for their 15 minutes of fame and say they are dating Kris. It just comes along with the territory.”

Calls seeking comment to Kris Humphries’ lawyer and publicist weren’t immediately returned.

Oh, poor Fatmire!  Looking for love in all the wrong places!

Maybe it’s because of my growing appreciation for Kris Humphries, but I definitely believe this story. I think he really does want to be single for a while – pretty understandable after what happened with Kim – but that he just has something in him that pulls him towards the crazies.

Speaking of crazy, poor Fatmire has a Twitter account, and she’s been making a few interesting comments these past few months. Here’s one:

Bruce Jenner’s face scares me — it should be on the ‘Why not to get plastic surgery’ poster.

And another discussing Kanye’s musical declaration of his love for Kim:

He should be bigger than taking petty shots at shit that got nothing to do with him. Lost respect.

And this is one about a photo that Kim posted of herself:

Looks like J. Lo.

Maybe I have this all wrong, but I really don’t see Kris being ok with that. I think he got caught up in his romance with Kim and got hurt by how it ended, and I really can’t see him getting serious with someone who’s willing to pull these kinds of stunts. Kris wants someone to settle down with, and the girl who makes very public remarks about his famous ex and her family doesn’t really seem to be the settling kind, you know?

June 8, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily

2This is Kris Humphries’ New Girlfriend, Fatmire

And before you say, “Why, didn’t he just say that he was going to be single ’til his divorce from Kim Kardashian was final, Sarah?” the answer is “yes.” He absolutely did.

Wait, what’s that? You don’t quite remember? Well there was this big old report from Radar Online, citing multiple sources who all said that Kris would be taking his marital estrangement seriously and wouldn’t keep the company of another woman until lawfully able. It went something like this:

… Media reports circulated on Monday that Humphries was spotted at the beach in Miami, with a Kim Kardashian look-alike, and there was speculation the duo are dating. However, our sources tell RadarOnline.com exclusively, “Kris won’t even consider dating anyone until his divorce to Kim is finalized. Kris is very much aware that Kim is dating Kanye West, and he could truly care less. He wishes her nothing but the best, and if she can be happy with Kanye, great. He just isn’t ready to date yet and doesn’t want to get in a serious relationship right now. Kris isn’t living like a monk and goes out with his buddies to clubs,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Got that, right? Well TMZ claims that the woman he’s been keeping company with—a woman by the name of Fatmire Sinanaj—has been his girlfriend for the past six months. Sounds pretty serious to me, if I say so myself. And gosh, isn’t she just a class act?

Haha, I’m totally kidding about all that. Honestly, someone looks like a cheap version of the already-really-cheap Kim Kardashian. I mean, honestly. Didn’t Reggie Bush do the same damn thing after he and Kim split up? Went ahead and found the trashiest Kardashian-looking chick he could find? Yeah, he did. It was this chick:

Come on. Kim Kardashian’s all “pretty” and stuff, but let’s be realistic. If I truly wanted the “real” thing, and couldn’t have it? Well I sure wouldn’t be settling for someone who looks like Kim Kardashian on crack with scabies. Damn.

Images courtesy of TMZ

June 6, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah

1Kris Humphries Won’t Date While He’s Still Married

From Radar:

Kris Humphries has no plans to date until his divorce from E! reality star Kim Kardashian is finalized, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, depositions for Kardashian and Humphries will take place at the end of the June. Kardashian filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage, and she’s now dating Kanye West.

Media reports circulated on Monday that Humphries was spotted at the beach in Miami, with a Kim Kardashian look-alike, and there was speculation the duo are dating. However, our sources tell RadarOnline.com exclusively, “Kris won’t even consider dating anyone until his divorce to Kim is finalized. Kris is very much aware that Kim is dating Kanye West, and he could truly care less. He wishes her nothing but the best, and if she can be happy with Kanye, great. He just isn’t ready to date yet and doesn’t want to get in a serious relationship right now. Kris isn’t living like a monk and goes out with his buddies to clubs,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Kris is pushing hard for their divorce case to go to trial and for cameras to be allowed to tape the proceedings, something the usually publicity-hungry Kardashian is vehemently against.

“Kim is just livid that she has to be deposed. She has tried to get out of it, but there is no way she can,” the source says. “Kris is ready for his deposition to be taken and just wants the truth to get out about what really happened when they were dating and after the wedding,” the source says.

Humphries will “absolutely get married again, when the time is right. Kris wants to have a family, but he isn’t going to rush into anything. He is hopeful that the divorce will be finalized by the end of the year,” the insider revealed.

Good for Kris Humphries! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with dating around while you’re separated or in the process of divorce – I don’t think you should feel an obligation to remain committed to a relationship that definitely exists only in the legal sense – but there’s a difference between that and what Kim is doing with Kanye. If I were Kris, I imagine that I’d be a little hurt by everything, not because I’d want to get back together with her (because, uh, no), but because this whole thing has seemed so easy for her. She loved him enough to marry him, but positively couldn’t make it more than 72 days before throwing in the towel? And then she managed to get over him fast enough to get with what will quite possibly be her next husband only a handful of months after that?

I hope Kris finds a nice woman who wants to settle down with him in Minnesota and have his babies and let him play his basketball. That is my fondest wish for Kris Humphries. That, and that he gets his way and has the divorce trial filmed.

June 5, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily

5Get Ready for The Divorce of The Decade!

From Radar:

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are scheduled to have their depositions taken in their ongoing divorce proceedings at the end of June, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As we previously reported, Humphries’ lawyer plans on asking Kim about her decision to keep the $325k white Ferrari that was given to the former couple by a wealthy Malaysian businessman as a wedding gift, amongst other matters vexing her soon-to-be ex-husband.

Kardashian filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage, and has since moved on to date Kanye West.

“Kim’s deposition will take place at her lawyerLaura Wasser’s office at the end of June and Kris’ attorney Lee Hutton will do the majority of the questioning,” a source close to the former couple tells RadarOnline.com. “The deposition is scheduled to last for an entire day. Kris’ deposition will take place in Minnesota towards the end of June also and Kim’s attorney will have to fly from California for that. Kris lives in Minnesota during the off season and this is where his attorney is based. His deposition is also scheduled to take a full business day.”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Kris is pushing hard for their divorce case to go to trial and for cameras to be allowed to film the proceedings, something the usually publicity-hungry Kardashian is vehemently against.

“Kim is just livid that she has to be deposed. She has tried to get out of it, but there is no way she can,” the source says. “Kris is ready for his deposition to be taken and just wants the truth to get out about what really happened when they were dating and after the wedding,” the source says.

Despite all the hours I’ve spent watching Law and Order: SVU, I actually don’t know all that much about law. Shocking, right? But I know that some of you are much more knowledgeable than I am in this area, so just give it to me straight: am I going to be able to hear every single thing that Kim and Kris discuss in these depositions? They’re supposed to spend an entire business day each talking about their relationship and the divorce, so are they going to video it and release it on E! or something? Can I at least read some notes about it? Because I am dying to hear Kris talk about Kim for eight hours.

June 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily

5Kris Humphries Is Still A Good Person

Back at the beginning of the month, I told you guys all about how Kris Humphries invited Kaely Kwitek, a 16-year-old girl suffering from cancer and a fellow Humphries supporter, to see him play. Apparently Kaely is a super fan of Kris’, and he was planning on paying for Kaely and her family to fly in and catch a Nets game. After they set the date, Kris said this:

“I’m truly honored that someone with much larger things on their plate feels that my involvement in their cause is important. Not many of us can be as strong as she has been. I hope that many more will join me and support Team Kaely.”

Well, the date that Kaely was scheduled to visit has come and gone, so what happened?

From TMZ:

Kris Humphries’ date with 16-year-old cancer patient Kaely Kwitek has the NBA star smitten … so much so that he’s in it for the long haul.

As TMZ previously reported … Kaely — who is battling stage 4 anaplastic large-cell lymphoma –  was invited to be Humphries’ guest of honor at a Nets game … once he found out it was her dream to hang out with the NBA superstar.

Sources close to Kris tell TMZ … after meeting Kaely following the Nets game on April 23, he is determined use his star power to help raise money for the 16-year-old, in order to help her family with the staggering financial costs.

We’re told Humphries is also excited to get the teenager to as many games as possible next season, since Kaely said the unforgettable experience lifted her spirits tremendously.

Kaely’s trip wasn’t all roses … the Nets lost by 18.

This is why I like Kris Humphries. He does these awesome things, and he doesn’t tweet every single detail like some famous people would. He’s a decent guy who got infatuated with a girl he didn’t really know and got into a bit of a pickle. I think Kim played him for all he was worth, and when it turned out that he wanted to settle down and start a family instead of another spin-off show, she decided he wasn’t worth all that much.

Are any of you guys turning into Humphries supporters now, too?

April 29, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily

7I’ve Got a Lot of Questions About Kris Humphries’ New Photo Shoot

… But mostly, I think I just really want to know why he’s wearing so much eyeshadow.

I’ve got other questions, too, like ‘how does it feel to be dumped for Kanye West’, and ‘why do Kim’s friends hate Kris so much’, because Kim’s people are blasting him for hanging out in the spotlight where Kim left him. From the Huffington Post:

“The pictures are ridiculous and just go to show how far Kris is willing to go to remain in the public spotlight,” a friend of Kim’s tells me. “I haven’t spoken with Kim about them, but you know she will get a good laugh when she sees them.”

[Another friend says] “He’s a dude, he’s in great shape and very attractive and wanted to show that off,” Derek Warburton tells me. “He was getting pulverized week after week on the cover of every magazine, and he’s cool. I wanted people to see that. This has blown up. Everyone is talking about Kris now.”

But Kris’s rep’s claim that the interview is on the up and up and has nothing to do with exploiting his sham-marriage to Kim any further:

“The allegations that he’s seeking revenge with this photo shoot are false and we remain adamant that personal issues will be handled by his legal team and not in the media.”

So, I don’t know. I just don’t. Is Kris a bad guy? No, I don’t think so. Is he overstaying his welcome in the celebrity world? That’s subjective. Some would argue that because Kim “created” him, he’s got every right to be there. Since she exploited him and molded him to be “famous,” this is the result. Who, after all, has the ultimate authority to decide who deserves to be famous for whatever reasons anyway, when we’ve got people like f-cking Snooki and The Situation and all of those ho-bag teen moms running around? At least Kris Humphries has things going for him – like how he’s, you know, a professional basketball player and not, YOU KNOW, famous for no reason other than the fact that his family has money and can throw it around like it’s piss on a dirty whore.

April 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah