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January Jones and Will Forte are dating

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Well if there’s one thing we know about January Jones at this point, it’s that she loves the men of Saturday Night Live and is beginning to work her way through the male cast members. She previously was involved with Jason Sudeikis (who was rumoured to be her baby’s father, though nothing ever became of that), and now it seems she’s dating Will Forte. The romance blossomed when they started working together on The Last Man on Earth, which I gather is a TV show but not one I’ve ever watched an episode of.

Will Forte, star of the Fox comedy, is dating his costar,January Jones, PEOPLE has learned. 

Jones, 37, and Forte, 44, first worked together when the Mad Men actress hosted Saturday Night Live in 2009. 

“I have a really fun time on the show,” Jones – who has a son, Xander, 3 – told PEOPLE in March of working with Forte. “We spend every day laughing. The biggest challenge has been to keep from laughing during takes.”

I give this one 3 months, or as soon as the show gets canceled – whichever comes first. It truly is hard to tell.

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January Jones is the man-bashing misandrist you’ve always wished for

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January Jones has been called a lot of things over time, from the inoffensive “untalented” and “a little weird” to the more alarming “ice queen” and “total cold-hearted bitch”. Are any of these things true? Well, I suppose that’s subjective. But one thing’s for certain: January doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks of her, particularly men. In fact, she believes men should be serving at the feet of women every damn day, and she’s not afraid to share that opinion on Instagram:


#truth stolen from @zoeisabellakravitz

A photo posted by January Jones (@januaryjones) on

Well… that’s certainly a strong point of view.

I suppose we should also acknowledge the fact that she reposted this from Zoe Kravitz, who we can also safely assume is a misandrist, just like January. WHO WILL THINK OF THE MEN?!?!

Basically, I think this whole thing is hilarious. Do I think they actually hate men? No, of course not. Nope, sorry. But I would like to point out the ironic part of this message – the fact that they are equating weakness with having a vagina. So in pumping up women as these superior creatures, they’re also saying that men who aren’t strong are “little bitches with vaginas”. Doesn’t that… sorta defeat the purpose? Am I missing something here?

I’m probably thinking a little too hard – this is Hollywood, after all, not Harvard.

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Holy Crap, 9-Year-Old January Jones Is Amazing

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January Jones is on Instagram. This is big news for me, and probably only me, as I have a love for January Jones I cannot explain. True, her photos aren’t very interesting, but they’re better than Oprah’s.

However, what she shared on Instagram this weekend can be appreciated by many. It’s a photo of her when she was 9-years-old, and it’s amazing:

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She captioned it with, “#nofilter #obviously #ilovemy9yroldself”. And I love YOU, January. It’s so refreshing to see that someone as gorgeous and chic as she also went through hardcore, adorable awkward days.

How does YOUR 9-year-old self compare?

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

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Last week on Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week, we saw Camilla Belle wearing something diabolical. This week, Shia LaBeouf (above) clearly takes my WTF spot for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week. But do you agree? See what others wore this week below (and ask yourself, “Did Laura Prepon do something to her face?”) and make your choices!

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Jude Law is excited!

Jude Law is excited!

Time for another round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Since I covered Golden Globes fashion here, I won’t be highlighting any of that in this post. You’re welcome.

Check out what some celebs were wearing this week and then make your picks for who looked the BEST, WORST, and most WTF.

Which celeb ripped off Sharon Stone‘s 1998 Oscars look? Which celeb ripped off another author’s book cover? And which celeb probably ripped off their dress at the end of the night and thought, “WTF was I thinking?”

Let’s get to it, babies!

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Kristen Wiig has yet ANOTHER new look, you guys!

Kristen Wiig has yet ANOTHER new look, you guys!

Now that the holidays are finally over, the celebs are back on the town, going to premieres, events, and shopping for groceries in their finest and most WTF-worthy outfits. I covered the People’s Choice Awards in a fashion post so I won’t retread that here, especially because almost all of those outfits were just diabolical.

So let’s get to the best and worst celebrity looks of the week! You tell me which outfits “win” for BEST, WORST, and WTF.

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January Jones Makes Babby Daddy Jokes

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January Jones still hasn’t revealed the father of her baby, even though its obviously Jason Sudeikis, and she doesn’t like being asked about it. However, she does have a sense of humor, (depending on how funny you find the next bit). She and James Marsden joke that he’s the baby’s dad. He told Playboy, via Us:

Every time I see January, she’s like, ‘Hey, father of my baby.’

There’s so much stupid talk out there. I think that came from somebody thinking we were both in X-Men so it must be true.

I really admire her for her “screw you, you don’t get to know” attitude about her mysterious baby. And I love her for dressing as Betty Draper for Halloween.

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