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January Jones Really Loves Sharks

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January Jones is advertising sharks or t-shirts something, all I can focus on whenever I listen to or watch January Jones is her unplaceable accent and her beautiful eyes. Good thing The Hollywood Reporter was paying attention. The video is, “A new public service announcement from Oceana, the largest international organization focused solely on ocean conservation.” Oh, okay, then it’s definitely not a Marc Jacobs shark ad, I was way off on that one.

“Healthy oceans need sharks,” Ms. Jones says, eyes as wide as moons. “But great whites are in danger of extinction. Please help before it’s too late.”

Yes, January, yes. I will buy your sharks.

…I think I need to watch this a few more times.

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  • you can’t place her accent because – based on the delivery of that PSA and other acting she’s done – she’s a robot