Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.
BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller
WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.
PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway
Check it out!
Katie Holmes. This isn’t remotely punk and you look physically uncomfortable and you should go home.
Katy, I love you, but I don’t love this. You look pretty but the whole thing is just…just not right.
Nicole Richie. Okay. Totally get what she was going for here. It does not work. But I really admire the risk.
This is as punk as it’s ever going to get for Taylor Swift, so I’ll take it.
Gwyneth Patlrow what in the ever loving hell is this? It’s ugly. And the gown you wore to the Iron Man premiere was way more punk than this. This whole thing is terrible. What are you even doing.
Cameron Diaz. Uh.
Jennifer Lopez. There is nothing about this that I like.
Kim Kardashian baffles me. She walks around running errands and eating lunch in sky high heels and tight leather and then for a punk themed gala she wears 1970′s living room drapes? And Kanye, are you about to conduct an orchestra? You both look stupid.
Blake Lively. Stunning woman. Boring and ugly dress for this event. It’s like you didn’t even try.
Miley Cyrus in Marc Jacobs. THIS is what I’ve been waiting for. This is how you do formal punk. Her bod looks killer. The dress is great for the occasion, and not too costume-y. The hair is very over the top and to that I say, well done. A+ for you, Miley. If you hate this, you and Katie Holmes should go hang out at the American Girl Store.
Rooney Mara is always a little punk, so for her this is almost boring.
January Jones. YES. My girl January ALWAYS BRINGS IT to the Met Galas. And I always bring her the love.
Michelle Obama’s Arch Nemesis Kerry Washington. Leather gloves and black taffeta stapled on the back? Really, Kerry? That was the best you could do?
Jessica Alba. WHERE ARE HER EYEBROWS? Is this purposeful? Is it just bad lighting? Can I just not see them? What the hell is happening where am I what day is it
Oh my God Kirsten Dunst, this isn’t even the right theme. You look amazing but you could have done this theme so well and instead you Gatsby’d it up. I’m so mad at you.
Sarah Jessica Parker wore some kind of…mohawk…headpiece? So points for sticking to the theme, but…Miley did it so much better. It almost pains me to say that. Almost.
And this is also as punk as we will get for Emma Watson. Okay. I accept it.
Ella Fanning got a little lost in the theme. I do love her eye makeup but the tie dye is not right. Even if the theme was tie dye. It would still be bad.
Nicki Minaj. This is like a dress you would get at Bebe for a girls’ weekend in Vegas. Do not like. She looks very pretty though.
Jessica Paré. Nooooo Megan Draper, why did you do this. You could have done something so much better.
Chloe Sevigny, I am so disappointed in you. This is so blah for you and so blah for this event. This is the kind of stuff you would wear to the Golden Globes. You’re Sevs, you gotta step it up for these occassions.
Ashley Olsen. I, uh, okay. Well it’s not boring. It’s hard to look away from. It’s intriguing. Kind of like the Tupac Hologram.
Anja Rubik. Haha. I like this. I like how strung out and Angela Bowie it is.
Julie Macklowe (“socialite”). This is a perfect example of taking the theme too far into the costume end. This is not good.
Madonna. She clearly went with the theme…and I’m not sure what I think. I need some time to think this over. And several days of meditation and soul searching.
Sienna Miller. YES. I LOVE THIS. This is perfect.
May 7, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: "Fashion"
, Anja Rubik
, Anne Hathaway
, Ashley Olsen
, Blake Lively
, Cameron Diaz
, Chloe Sevigny
, Elle Fanning
, Emma Watson
, Gwyneth Paltrow
, January Jones
, Jennifer Lopez
, Jessica Alba
, Jessica Paré
, Julie Macklowe
, Kanye West
, Katie Holmes
, Katy Perry
, Kerry Washington
, Kim Kardashian
, Kirsten Stewart
, Kristen Stewart
, Metropolitan Museum of Art
, Miley Cyrus
, Nicki Minaj
, Nicole Richie
, Rooney Mara
, Sarah Jessica Parker
, Sienna Miller
, Taylor Swift