From In Touch via Celebitchy:

In Touch Weekly has learned that in an effort to keep 25-year-old Casper Smart happy, Jennifer Lopez is about to undo the smartest career decision she ever made – and give up her job as an American Idol judge.

Jealous of all the time she was spending away from home – and with cute Idols like Phillip Phillips – Casper urged her to quit the plum gig and focus on their relationship instead. And remarkably, J.Lo is listening. Although Jennifer tweeted on May 17 that she hadn’t “decided what I am doing next year,” sources tell In Touch that the star has already informed Idol brass that she won’t be coming back next season.

“Casper would love it she would just chill out and travel with him,” explains a friend, adding that as ambitious as she is, J.Lo has also been overwhelmed – and he picked up on that. “She had her relationsip, music, movies, Idol and being a good mom,” the friend shares. “She loved being on Idol, but something had to give, so she took Casper’s advice.”

J.Lo’s closest advisers wish she hadn’t. most recall her career was in a lull before her Idol-inspired comeback.

“If anything should go, it should be Casper,” huffs the friend, who marvels at the increasingly important role Smart is playing in Jennifer’s life. “Everyone is annoyed that Jennifer is taking business advice from Casper.”

Jennifer’s friends worry that Jennifer has fallen too hard, too fast for Casper, and she barely knows him. An insider observes, “She’s a fool for love.”

“But Jennnnn,” Casper said, slumping his shoulders and pouting. “You always have to work. You never have time for me anymore. Jenniferrrr! Please! I want to go to Hawaii! Take me to Hawaii right now! God!”

That’s how I imagine that conversation went. I don’t think Casper told Jennifer that she’s been working too much, that he was concerned that she wasn’t relaxing enough. I think Casper threw a little hissy fit, and Jennifer got him a jet ski and told him to go play with his friends while she did some grown-up work.

Then again, maybe this didn’t even happen. Maybe Casper is upset by all these rumors that Jennifer Lopez won’t be returning to American Idol next year. If she lost that sweet gig, then what would happen to his allowance?

Ok, that headline might be an exaggeration, but only slightly. Jennifer Lopez really did get a new reality show, and Casper Smart really will play a big part in it. But … um … actually, I don’t think I exaggerated at all. Get ready, everybody, because Casper Smart is going to rule the world!

From E! Online:

E! News confirms that the Oxygen network bought Jennifer Lopez’s pitch for a reality show centered around the dancers on her tour, and yes, Casper Smart (and his bee-boy moves, we’re sure).

But it’s not all Casper all the time.

Smart is the supervising choreographer of the group, so he will be a huge part of the new reality series, but the series will focus on all the dancers as a whole and will show what goes into preparing for a tour. A tour with J.Lo, nonetheless.

A source tells us that Casper—who didn’t even push for this to happen—is very excited about the new gig and that Lopez may or may not be appearing on the show, depending on her schedule.

The series will air early next year.

Wow, I’m sure this show will be a hit. Who wouldn’t want to see little Casper Smart choreographing every week, strutting his little bottom around on television? Who could resist the allure of Jennifer Lopez’s little baby boyfriend? Who can believe that this show is actually a thing that is going to happen?

Not only did Jennifer Lopez do a brand new music video, she did a brand new music video with her little baby boyfriend, Casper Smart. Two little bears just covering themselves in glitter and dirty dancing!

Be sure to take note of a few things in this video, all right? First of all, I don’t really use this term that often, but I think Jennifer Lopez is just bangin’. It is insane how gorgeous this lady is. I could watch her dance around in tights all day long and just be mesmerized by her beauty. Throw in the little doucheface, and this is my new favorite music video ever. Just check out his serious, intense dancing face. You look so hardcore with all that paint and glitter, little buddy! You’re living the dream!

All right, I’ll tell you guys the truth: I did watch this whole video, but I had the sound off. Is this a powerful pop song? Some hip hop number? No idea. Let me know if this is a good song and maybe I’ll listen to it, but for now, I’m just going to keep this video going on mute. It’s too amazing to sully with a Jennifer Lopez song.

OK, so enter the weirdest, most uncomfortable-to-watch video that you’ll probably ever see Casper Smart in. The thing was done for the ‘Save the Honeybee’ campaign (a campaign with a really, really slick website, if you ask me) a few years back, and it features Jennifer Lopez‘s backup dancer boyfriend crumping – wait, no, krumping, I’m sorry – to seizure music that’s, I guess, supposed to sound like bees humming.

All I know is that it’s a damn good thing that Queen J. Lo buzzed on down and rescued Casper from his droning-ass life as a Bee-lister, bee-cause I just can’t fathom Casper bee-ing anything more than a shitty bee-ackup dancer for … never mind. I’m out of ideas, here, guys. I’m tapped. I’m out. I’m outta here, just like the honeybees.

The caption?:

Two little bears just watching the sunrise…

Now, can someone explain the bear thing to me? Is there some kind of trend going on with “bears” in the washed-up former backup dancer-turned actress/singer dating a backup dancer world, or am I being dense and it’s maybe more obvious than I think? And why bears? Why not, I don’t know, unicorns or starfish or even alligators? Or, I know. Is it maybe an inside joke? Because for the life of me, I never can understand why people put inside jokes on Twitter or Facebook. Do you know how rude that is? It’s like being out with two of your friends and them continuing a private conversation they probably had about you in front of you, just using code-talk so you didn’t know.

But I know, guys. I always know.

Let’s do a mental exercise together, all right? Ok, I want you to start breathing slowly and deeply, in through your nose, out through your mouth. Relax your whole body. Go over every single body part, recognize the tension in it, and then release it. Keep breathing. Now think about everything in your life that upsets you, think about all your responsibilities and every single bothersome thing in your life, and just let all that go. Let it gently slip away. With all that tension gone, you must be as light as a cloud, right? So imagine you’re gently floating on a cloud, just gliding along through the sky without a care in the world. What color is your cloud? Keep breathing.

Now that you’re as relaxed as humanly possible, let me ask you this: can you think of anything more adorable than a wedding for Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart?

From People:

Is Jennifer Lopez ready to walk down the aisle with Casper Smart?

Speculation ricocheted around the web that the pop star, 42, and her beau, 24, might be ready to tie the knot when fashion designer Roberto Cavalli seemed to send out an intriguing Tweet to his followers on Monday.

“Today , Jenifer Lopez. Call me…… She ask me. To create a special dress. For her next weding. !” he appeared to Tweet. “Wich color … Do you advise me. ?”

But any imminent plans for the couple to wed are not true. Cavalli’s rep tells PEOPLE that the designer’s account had been hacked and “therefore it’s completely false,” and a close Lopez source says, “They are not getting married. They are not even engaged.” Lopez’s rep also denies she’s getting married.

And just like that, all my hopes are destroyed. I was getting so excited, imagining Casper’s little face when Jennifer told him that McDonald’s was catering the reception and how adorable it would be when Jennifer wrote out checks for everything for Casper to sign like a big boy! And then the fight that would break out the first time they met the priest and he was like “aww, this is cute and all, but step aside, mother of the groom, so we can see that bride!” It would be a wedding to remember, for sure.

But hey, maybe there actually will be a wedding. Maybe the tweet was real, and the rest is all damage control, because it’s obvious that Jennifer and Jennifer’s people are aware that little baby Casper isn’t the greatest thing for her image, right? Maybe they’ll have a secret wedding, one that’s exactly like the one I imagined for them, and that will be enough.

Man, I’m so pumped for this wedding, you guys! Who’s with me?!