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Hulk Hogan Fired From WWE For Racist Tirade; Brooke Hogan Writes Poem


Big Hulk Hogan news this weekend, and how often does one get to type that? Not often. Unfortunately for Mr. Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan, none of the news is positive. It’s actually pretty bad. So bad that WWE fired him.

So what happened? Basically, a recording of Hogan surfaced from 2007 in which he expressed his, ah, distaste for black men, especially those possibly dating his daughter, Brooke Hogan. Here’s what he said, via Daily Mail:

‘I don’t know if Brooke was f**king the black guy’s son… I mean, I don’t have double standards.

‘I mean, I am a racist, to a point, f**king n****rs. But then when it comes to nice people and s**t, and whatever.’

‘I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f**k some n****r, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n****r worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!

‘I guess we’re all a little racist. F***king n****r.’

Uhhh…yeah, so obviously, that kind of blatant racism isn’t really gonna fly with a lot of people. WWE realized this, fired his ass, and released this statement:

‘WWE terminated its contract with Terry Bollea (aka Hulk Hogan). WWE is committed to embracing and celebrating individuals from all backgrounds as demonstrated by the diversity of our employees, performers and fans worldwide.

Meanwhile, daughter Brooke is doing her best version of damage control, which is actually coming off as unintentionally hilarious and out of something like Strangers with Candy. She decided the best way to express her thoughts was via poetry. She posted this long-ass poem on Facebook. I’ve included some of it:

If you knew the dad I knew,
you’d know his tender heart.

He’d never want to hurt his fans,
or family from the start.

If you knew my father,
you would know how hard he fought…

and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark.

I mean come on.

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Brooke Hogan Is Engaged — This Is A Special Moment

brooke hogan engaged vegas bellagio

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, is engaged to be married. She is engaged to Dallas Cowboys player Phil Costa. They got engaged in Las Vegas. More from US Weekly:

The former VHI reality star, 25, posted a photo of the proposal on her Instagram page. In the pic, Costa, 25, is seen on one knee, presenting a ring to a shocked-looking Brooke, who has her hand covering her mouth. The Paris Hotel’s mock Eiffel Towel glows behind them, so it seems the engagement happened on a balcony at the Bellagio.

“Happiest moment of my LIFE,” the singer, actress, and model wrote. “I am marrying my best friend. I wouldn’t choose anyone else. I am so lucky and so grateful.”

There are plenty of Instagrammed photos to capture the TOTALLY non staged moment when bro asked Brooke to marry him.

brooke hogan engaged

This wedding is sure to be THE event of the season, whatever season they have it in. Of the above photo, Ms. Hogan said, “I look scary but this is the face of total SHOCK.”

Yes, my God, it’s like a still from The Ring.


Speaking of Brooke Hogan, props to my girl Molls for one of the funniest EB posts of all time. Something about it makes me laugh really, really hard.

Hulk Hogan: Still The Creepiest

A photo of Hulk Hogan

But why is Hulk Hogan the creepiest this time? It’s because he tweeted this picture of his daughter:

A photo of Brooke Hogan

And he just captioned it “Brooke’s legs.” Gross.

Now, this is creepy enough on it’s own, I think – I mean, if my dad did this … I don’t know, I can’t even imagine this, probably because my dad isn’t gross – but what makes it really creepy is when you remember this picture:

A photo of Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan

Yep, that’s Hulk applying suntan lotion to his daughter’s ass. He really got in there, too. There are photos that I don’t care to post of him pretty much rubbing his hand between her inner thighs. I don’t care to post it because it seriously makes me uncomfortable.

Other reasons why the picture of Brooke’s legs is creepy include the fact that Hulk slept with one of Brooke’s friends who happens to resemble her, and also because he married a woman who could basically be Brooke’s twin. Have we firmly established the creepiness yet?

Ok then, let’s move on to why Hulk and Brooke say the picture isn’t creepy. Here’s Brooke’s tweet:

A dad can’t even be proud of his daughter without sickos makin it something it’s not. Really?? Go back to your farm animals. ?#ignorant

And Hulk’s:

Brooke works out for 2hrs a day,a fan takes a picture,Brooke love it,tweets back thank u,proud dad tweets it,creeps and perverts everywhere

For what it’s worth, Brooke defended her dad during that lotion debacle by saying things like “he used to change my diaper” and “it’s like he’s touching an old car.” You know, if old cars had nice asses.

Are you thoroughly disturbed yet?

Brooke Hogan’s Getting Sued

Brooke Hogan is being sued, and no, it’s not for sucking too much. Turns out that there’s a production company in Jamaica that claims it wasn’t credited on her last album, The Redemption. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone is suing Brooke Hogan for not citing them as partially responsible for her music career.

J 2, the production company that worked on the song “Trust Me” with Brooke, is asking for two hundred thousand dollars to make up for the lack of credit. I would be completely shocked if the album even grossed that much in sales. Sounds like dad’s going to be picking up the tab for this mistake.

Brooke Hogan Would Be So Hot If It Was 1996

You know, you gotta love Brooke Hogan. Between her hair, her clothes, her body and her attitude, it’s like this woman lives in some sort of suspended-time situation. Between the Pamela Anderson boobs, the Anna Nicole toward-the-end-of-her-life hair and her father’s body, it’s like Brooke is unaware that it’s currently 2010 and people are looking more like this and less like this. Yup, we should love Brooke Hogan, if not for the fact that she seems dumb in that sweet-as-pie way, but because she’ll be clutching those baby tees and extra low-rise jeans in her cold, dead fingers. I love anyone with that level of commitment.

Are the Hogan Family the New Lohans?


Clubgoers at Las Vegas nightclub Enclave reported that a plastered Brooke Hogan showed up last night in what one guy described as “an utter state of hot drunkenness,” which is also now my knew favorite way to describe that phase of consciousness. At about two in the morning she hopped up on stage and stumbled all over herself to give an impromptu performance that included slurred lyrics and terrible, clumsy dancing, which is actually no different from any other Brooke Hogan performance.

So, she embarrassed herself– again, how is that any different from a normal Brooke Hogan musical performance– but she’s 21, so there wasn’t anything illegal about it.  I just hope for the sake of her daddy that she’s not going to start down the Lohan expressway to nowhere. Judging from the premature aging in the picture above (Brooke is on the right) she’s been putting some things in her system on a regular basis that aren’t good for her.

That whole family should probably go to rehab together.  Last week on the Joy Behar show, The Hulk talked about popping a few Xanax, staring at a bottle of booze with a gun in his hand, and contemplating suicide after his wife filed for divorce. He also commented that he could “understand” where O.J. Simpson was “coming from” and thought about “turning everything into a crime scene” and “slitting everybody’s throats.”

Brooke Hogan’s Boyfriend Gives Her Sex as a Gift For Her Birthday. And She’s Okay With That.

Hey, guys.  I have to make this quick.  I started playing this recording of the fantastic song that Brooke Hogan lent her, uh, vocals to on her rapper-boyfriend Jeremih’s song “Birthday Sex” and now every dog that resides in a two-mile radius is howling on my front porch.  I’ve got a situation on my hands. 

While I deal with animal control, I ask you this:  Which is worse?  “Birthday Sex” or “Sneakernight?”