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Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan Is Engaged — This Is A Special Moment

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Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan, is engaged to be married. She is engaged to Dallas Cowboys player Phil Costa. They got engaged in Las Vegas. More from US Weekly:

The former VHI reality star, 25, posted a photo of the proposal on her Instagram page. In the pic, Costa, 25, is seen on one knee, presenting a ring to a shocked-looking Brooke, who has her hand covering her mouth. The Paris Hotel’s mock Eiffel Towel glows behind them, so it seems the engagement happened on a balcony at the Bellagio.

“Happiest moment of my LIFE,” the singer, actress, and model wrote. “I am marrying my best friend. I wouldn’t choose anyone else. I am so lucky and so grateful.”

There are plenty of Instagrammed photos to capture the TOTALLY non staged moment when bro asked Brooke to marry him.

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This wedding is sure to be THE event of the season, whatever season they have it in. Of the above photo, Ms. Hogan said, “I look scary but this is the face of total SHOCK.”

Yes, my God, it’s like a still from The Ring.

CONGRATS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE. ASSHOLES.

Speaking of Brooke Hogan, props to my girl Molls for one of the funniest EB posts of all time. Something about it makes me laugh really, really hard.

Hulk Hogan: Still The Creepiest

A photo of Hulk Hogan

But why is Hulk Hogan the creepiest this time? It’s because he tweeted this picture of his daughter:

A photo of Brooke Hogan

And he just captioned it “Brooke’s legs.” Gross.

Now, this is creepy enough on it’s own, I think – I mean, if my dad did this … I don’t know, I can’t even imagine this, probably because my dad isn’t gross – but what makes it really creepy is when you remember this picture:

A photo of Brooke Hogan and Hulk Hogan

Yep, that’s Hulk applying suntan lotion to his daughter’s ass. He really got in there, too. There are photos that I don’t care to post of him pretty much rubbing his hand between her inner thighs. I don’t care to post it because it seriously makes me uncomfortable.

Other reasons why the picture of Brooke’s legs is creepy include the fact that Hulk slept with one of Brooke’s friends who happens to resemble her, and also because he married a woman who could basically be Brooke’s twin. Have we firmly established the creepiness yet?

Ok then, let’s move on to why Hulk and Brooke say the picture isn’t creepy. Here’s Brooke’s tweet:

A dad can’t even be proud of his daughter without sickos makin it something it’s not. Really?? Go back to your farm animals. ?#ignorant

And Hulk’s:

Brooke works out for 2hrs a day,a fan takes a picture,Brooke love it,tweets back thank u,proud dad tweets it,creeps and perverts everywhere

For what it’s worth, Brooke defended her dad during that lotion debacle by saying things like “he used to change my diaper” and “it’s like he’s touching an old car.” You know, if old cars had nice asses.

Are you thoroughly disturbed yet?

Brooke Hogan’s Getting Sued

Brooke Hogan is being sued, and no, it’s not for sucking too much. Turns out that there’s a production company in Jamaica that claims it wasn’t credited on her last album, The Redemption. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone is suing Brooke Hogan for not citing them as partially responsible for her music career.

J 2, the production company that worked on the song “Trust Me” with Brooke, is asking for two hundred thousand dollars to make up for the lack of credit. I would be completely shocked if the album even grossed that much in sales. Sounds like dad’s going to be picking up the tab for this mistake.