Beyoncé recently released the DVD of her documentary Life Is But a Dream, and those who purchased it also got a free download of a new song called ‘God Made You Beautiful’. I feel like the latent Beyoncé stan in me should rise from the ashes and be all over this, but… it’s kinda shit. I guess it’s precious that it’s all about Blue Ivy and how the angels rejoiced when she was born and all that shit, but I just feel a bit bored. I feel like this song should be playing over the closing credits of an animated Disney film, and that’s not really what you want from your divas, is it?
I don’t know, maybe it needs another listen, but I could barely get through the first one. What do you think?
November 26, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
It seems like little Blue Ivy is growing up before our eyes, and I suppose that only makes sense since that’s what children do – grow and all. While Bey seemed initially hesitant to share photos of her little one, that’s certainly changed and we know that Blue looks EXACTLY like her father. No doubts of paternity there! Sure, they might try to cleverly make her hide behind objects so that her whole face isn’t shown, but that’s just Beyoncé’s super ~artsy~, Tumblr-friendly photography at play.
I’m not sure where they are in these photos, but doesn’t it look like a wonderfully luxurious and leisure-filled life? God, must be nice. Also, it’s after Labor Day, so get rid of the white hammock (lolz I kid).
October 21, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Little Blue Ivy Carter is getting so big already! It’s hard to believe she’s nearly a year old (I think – too lazy to Google), but she’s growing up fast and looking more and more like her daddy, Jay-Z, every day. Of course, Beyoncé is a proud mama and has been sharing a few new pics of the little one online this past week.
Hilariously, she’s already in full royal regalia. I know that’s sorta the theme of Bey’s new tour, but this kid is going to grow up with a serious case of Special Snowflake Syndrome, if they’re not careful. And we all know what happens to kids who are told they’re amazing for merely existing: they become Justin Bieber. Nooooo!
June 29, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
There she is in all her glory: the new messiah, Blue Ivy Carter! Sure, we’ve seen dozens of blurry paparazzi photos of Beyoncé and Jay-Z‘s golden child, but this is the real deal. I mean, this is the child so special that she could talk right out of the womb and even her shit-filled diapers are magical.
The picture is a still taken from Bey’s HBO documentary Life Is But a Dream, which airs tonight. Damn, Blue looks like her father, don’t you think? It’s pretty hilarious how much attention this baby has received – nearly as much as the forthcoming royal arrival of Wills & Kate. Maybe it’s the intense secrecy that surrounded Beyoncé’s pregnancy (I know, conspiracy theorists – I see you there) that increased the interest about the little one, but whatever, it’s a baby and it’s cute. Let’s just leave it at that.